Equius Zahhak: "I am no thief or Thief, nor would I ever want to associate w…"

D-->I am no thief or Thief, nor would I ever want to associate with most but there are e%ceptional circumstances in which I find the appropriation of objects whose ownership is not precisely my own to be both a valid and even entertaining activity. Certain dream bubbles last longer than others and by captcha logging the objects inside them a vague amount of "importance" is imparted al100wing them to persist past the bubble's own e%istence if only for a moment. Then by leaving the bubbles I can use the cards to create real physical objects using an alchemiter. It is through this process that I have amassed an e%tensive collection of "MLP" memorabilia belonging to various alternate clones of "Dirk. While my episode catalogue is rather finite I can confidently state that, for all the morale values I still struggle to accept such as "friendship" and "kindness" and "mercy" that it might be the best musclebeast show to ever be created on either of our planets. Beforus never had an alternative, I would know considering how close my bond with Horuss is. This is shameful to know but it is also a fact. The musclebeasts depicted are honourable creatures, with mystical abilities and splendorous nobility that is as close to appropriate as any medium has ever gotten. And yet I know the only reason this is the case is due to our own culture's inconceivable betrayal and complete lack of appreciation for the old traditions, forcing the Indigo caste to carry that burden and for all our qualities good artists we are not. I would like to formally thank the "Dirk" human, whichever comes to read this message for the opportunity to e%perience their majesty. My only complaint is the lack of visible muscle upon their bodies as they should be large, engorged and throbbing, but nothing is perfect and I have seen that earth equines are on the leaner side so it is understandable.