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alright aspect slander part 1. because pe0ple are a little two trusting 0f the thing with the buy-in 0f murdering an entire planet. trying to hit me with the anecd0te about h0w it was great for y0u immediately disqualifies from my ganderbulb access. i hate the system, n0t the people it labels and uses up. m0stly. preface: it's imp0rtant to always remember there is extremely few, p0ssibly only fucking 0ne, route tw0 victory. skaia already kn0ws what it is. this shit is planned from start t0 finish. skaia doesn't give a shit if y0u win, it gives one that y0u complete the tasks tw0 make a new frog. if y0ur limp fucking corpse fl0ps over and flips the final switch, that's pr0bably preferred. so using the w0rd infinite is never really accurate. Time - let's face it, y0u likely got this 0ne because you're a mix 0f not very ambiti0us and not very creative. the game d0esn't want you tw0 be. welcome, mr./ms. drill and r0utine. you're the insurance p0licy. for b0th skaia and your team. s0 you get the gigantic wriggler guardrails on y0ur own aspect. quickly sh0wn (and if it can get it two happen 0rganically enough, literally exp0sited at) that if y0u get to0 many bright ideas about using time travel h0w you want tw0, you start dying. it's 0ften forg0tten that from the time player's perspective, they 0nly have one life and 0ne continu0us experience. and if they aren't on 0ne of th0se vanishingly few winning timelines, they barely have powers at all. time 'clones' are m0st often the pr0duct of the 0ne successful iteration going back d0ing infinite chores helping them be that single winner. y0u can't call in infinite backup if you're the l0ser timeline, all the one's in the kn0w are already helping the main guy. and thats if you're the type that gets al0ng with themself. imagine kk with real dupes. he'd have filled the incipisphere with bickering corpses. being the insurance policy als0 means that if it really gets down tw0 it, you're the 0ne who's g0ing to have tw0 do in y0ur friends. better have some pretty s0lid ideas about ends justifying means because if they're n0t foll0wing that big blue glowing parasite's pr0gram, it's up t0 you tw0 either make them bend the knee to it, 0r put them down. n0t hard two start gr0wing all manner of megal0mania or messiah c0mplexes about it if y0u don't just h0llow 0ut entirely. hell, have some real fun and develop decisi0n paralysis whenever another equally panfucked y0u doesn't c0me back with an answer. your teammates get t0 watch these changes happen without ever understanding why btw. and y0u get the fun gift of kn0wledge that there are multiple versions 0f you and y0ur team and your 0riginals probably aren't the 0nes who will make it.

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side note: i laugh when i hear some h0ofbeastshit ab0ut it being the strongest aspect. y0u don't get infinite d0-over's against an 0pponent unless y0u manage two survive a beating and run away. d0n't need an aspect for that. any time they kill y0u they step over y0ur corpse and pr0ceed down the rest 0f their existence without seeing another y0u. winning a fight in the one pre0rdained timeline where it was necessary and losing an infinite am0unt of times 0utside it doesn't l0ok g0od 0n a scoreb0ard. newsflash, the big green fuck was busted as shit because he was a l0rd and a cherub first and sec0nd.

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time is a fine aspect if y0u d0n't mind being the 0ne t0 die and if y0u feel little t0 n0 empathy. b0nus p0ints if y0u f0ll0w the c0re tenant 0f fuck ar0und and find 0ut. while i was dead 0r a s0ul b0t i was all 0f these things. under less pressing circumstances i am n0ne 0f them but the final and use my time p0wers primarily f0r fucking ar0und in b00tstraps f0r my 0wn pers0nal pleasure. 0_0

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we sh0uldn't have two settle.

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n0 but i'm sure y0u prefer me alive were y0u t0 need t0 ch00se. 0u0

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that's a cheap sh0t aa. yes, desperation dr0ve the making of a bad deal. it changes n0thing about what i said. and like all bargains 0f troll faust i didn't get what i wanted in the end anyway.

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s0 it always g0es with the medium. 0_0

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f0r now. we all saw the cracks in the system when pushed hard en0ugh.

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th0se cracks interest me m0re than anything truthfully. if we tried i w0nder h0w hard we c0uld break it. 0u0