with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. y0u have till next week. 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
crack! your superb whipping skils snap at the hinge of the trap causing the net that holds the rankmaid to come apart she is falling through the air! bang! pow! the strange monster fires its weapon directly at you "snacks! now!" it roars there is a projectile heading right to you and a falling rankmaid! how do you proceed in this terrifying combat? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/220d1d1649d2.png
i'll use chr0n0mancy t0 sl0w time t0 c0llect the rankmaid and meet back up with 0ur lime c0mpariate.
≈ ONCE, WHILST I was meditating — upon — THE high HILLS and — observing TO — the GALES AROUND myself, THERE WAS A — VOCALIZATION — that seemed — TO — PREVAIL AMONG — THE vast array OF NOISES, — WHISPERS, shouts AND — UTTERANCES — that the wind — CARRIED UNTO ME. It — REPEATED MORE — often than — the aimless SOUNDS — of passing — CONVERSATIONS and UNINTELLIGIBLE HUSHES of — beings that — ONCE EXISTED OR WILL — EXIST; — tidbits — of unlinked EXPRESSIONS would be — interrupted — BY this "phrase". THIS REVOLVING sound chanced — BETWEEN — sounding AFAR — to being — occluded, AS if IT was NEARBY, meaning — that all — around this — PERCEIVABLE — UNIVERSE, IT — was — A VOCALIZATION — that is, — OR — was, — common among the — SENTIENCE OF THIS — reality. It was — so — vaunt in — THE — CATASTROPHE OF noise that — I COULD discern — it — SO — CLEARLY every MOMENT it OCCURRED in the MEDIUM OF MY seer — SENSE. IT WAS as if IT proposed IMPORTANCE — FOR its obtrusive, — REPETITIVE PRESENCE — in — THE wind's — liaising, — but — ALAS, I just couldn't CONCEPTUALIZE ITS meaning AND — PURPOSE WHATSOEVER. EVERY metaphorical box — I THOUGHT OUTSIDE AND INSIDE OF wouldn't lead to A — CONCLUSION — for — its overbearing — presence. I — DECIDED — THEN to focus — harder into THE scribes of the ZEPHYRS, where PHYSICAL — ALLUSIONS could be sought other — THAN just obscure sounds. — ACCELERATING — my — CONCENTRATION — eventually led — to the APPARITIONS — of what SEEMED to BE — a meticulous design; the shape OF — articulate fronds, or HANDS TO SIMPLY put. Splayed — WITH open DIGITS, THEY — WOULD — COME in pairs like THAT — OF ANY humanoid — BEING. NARROWING — my gaze, — it — seemed this — display — was FREQUENT — moreover the gusts — of INDISTINCT, flowing — SHAPES. — NOT — ONLY — this, to my — discovery, was — THAT THESE — apparitions SYNCHRONIZED with — THE significant, — echoing — SOUND. — THIS WAS, — to — say the — LEAST, A RATHER REVOLUTIONARY observation — in the ERRATIC NATURE of — all-encompassing — extrasensory perception. THESE "hands", accompanied by the dial-like sound, were clearly — DELIBERATE. — PURPOSEFUL, and — CONSISTENT, for — they — moved — with a conscious; THEY BOBBED up — and DOWN ASYMMETRICALLY, one — lowering while — THE — OTHER — RAISED — and so forth. — THE MORE I OBSERVED, THE — MORE VERBOSE — this — sound became. In — my time — being ABLE to READ — THE — winds, this WAS — a MOMENT that — carried — lucidity UNLIKE — THE REST. But, again, — the noise — didn't seem — to HAVE any impression upon itself. The sound — was SIMPLE, BUT — EVER SO complex within THE THOUGHT — OF — its — mundane portrayal. In many and — VARIOUS VOICES, — it would declare, — "six", and — then — followed — WITH "seven". TWO — MATHEMATICAL — objects IN one SINGULAR SEQUENCE. WE ALL KNOW that — the former precedes — THE other, — but its CONTINUOUS DELIVERY DISPOSED — OF — something — RESOLUTE. IT — HAD — to. WHAT — COULD IT POSSIBLY mean, I speculated — to — myself. I MIMICKED — the ACTION, — copied the phrase, — over — and OVER. BUT, nothing — would ARISE from it. AFTER — countless hours — of trying to HYPOTHESISE, I — DETERMINED this phenomena to be IMMATERIAL. IT STILL — lingers IN — my — train of — THOUGHT, however, — implying — that, DESPITE MY futile — efforts TO ABSTRACT — ANYTHING FROM IT, there — IS something — worthwhile — TO be TAKEN from IT. THERE ARE — SOME — THINGS that elude — ME in this — existence, AND THIS — is one of them. I HOPE — there — IS someone — who is ABLE TO bring their — OWN ANSWER TO — THIS STRANGE — exhibition. I've — hypothesised ideas — such — AS — RITUAL — practice — BELONGING to — A mystical tribe, a — SECRET — verbal-somatic PASSCODE AMONG — select — BEINGS, — etcetera. — So, — please, any wisdom — or — insight IS — welcome. ≈
i may kill y0u. 0_0
≈ A RATHER — PERPLEXING — reaction... DOES this notion cause — HATE? ANGER? Or, — did I — insult you, — perhaps? — It wasn't — MY intention — if — so. ≈
the expressi0n means hate yes.
≈ I — WILL REFRAIN FROM performing — such expression from now — ON, then; — HATE — IS — A counterproductive — SENTIMENT. If YOU feel INCLINED to explain — how — so, — IT would BE most — helpful. YOU SEEM knowledgeable AND experienced UPON — THIS — MATTER. ≈
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at least 7.