with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
I could be both. You never know. It's not like I'm in the habit of sharing my personal life with you lot. Most of the time. This place complicates that.
You can't just be both da Dad and the Uncle. It's two totally different experiences. Uncling as a Dad just pisses people off, and Dadding as an Uncle? Seen too many movies play out that trainwreck. ...is it fun bein' a Dad?
It's one of the most rewarding experiences one can have. Among with extended interrogation.
...always kinda wanted to be a Dad. Kept that shit away 'cause I didn't wanna implicate no kids in the fights n' stuff. ...I need a moment to consider things.
m7 matesprit and i de(ided the ke7 to a su((essful redrom is going out to a fan(7 restaurant twi(e a week. i go on monda7s, she goes on frida7s
well m7 (hees7 joke went over better than i thought but let’s be real here, i’m not gonna win with that. so, here’s something that’s more me. [Atta(hed is a video. N7rita fixes the (amera and steps ba(k, grinning. She’s in an SBURB land. in the ba(kground, lights flash, lines on walls shift, and statues (hange position, all on a rh7thm. N7rita boun(es one leg, mat(hing the rh7thm, then begins to dan(e. She’s not trained in an7 parti(ular st7le, but she moves with the gra(e of someone who dan(es a lot regardless. Swinging her hips, pumping her arms, her feet stepping and shuffling, her pon7tail swinging and boun(ing behind her, she does whatever moves appeal to her whim as she keeps the endless rh7thm of the land. And all the while, she’s smiling, e7es half (losed, dan(ing her Heart out.]
even if i don’t win, i had fun, so i win
i like that mindset
Hello again, Aradia. I've brought you a single ounce of fresh wet mozzarella from my sunlit stroll to the market. I wish you great joy.
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