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((Eridan done 8y @caligulasAquarium ))
WHERE IN THE FRESH FUCKING FELVIDEK EVEN *IS* THIS. WHAT, ARE YOU FIGHTING IN THE FUCKING CRUELTY DIMENSION? KICK HER ASS, ERIDAN.
It's my planet. FLARPlanet. When you're not licking a8lution traps clean, may8e you can come lick my 8oots. ::::)
THE PURE ACERBIC HATRED THAT DRIPS FROM MY YAPSTALK WITH EVERY WORD WOULD EAT A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THEM. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. I'D INDULGE THIS INSIPID SPAT OF YOUR QUAD-PHILANDERING PITCH-SLUTTERY IF ONLY TO DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FIGHT, BUT HE DOESN'T NEED THE HELP. AND I HAVE MY OWN WAR TO WAGE. I'LL BE THERE TO MOP UP YOUR GORY, MAGGOT-RIDDEN REMAINS. FREE OF FUCKING CHARGE.
Pfft. As if. My kismesis is set in stone, and destroys moons. I'm just trying to have fun playing my game. When you inevita8ly get sent after me 8y the old Cue8all, I'm going to make you eat your mop fi8er 8y fi8er.
JOKE'S ON YOU. THESE CLEANING AGENTS COULD STRIP THE PLASMA OFF THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. WHEN IT COMES OUT OF MY ENTRAILS, MY INSIDES WILL BE SO PURE THAT I COULD PROJECTILE VOMIT A PURE WHITE LIGHT. IF ERIDAN ISN'T THE FIRST PERSON TO RAPTURE YOUR SMUG, CONNIVING ASS, I'LL BE THE NEXT. DON'T DIE OF OLD AGE BEFORE YOU BURST INTO A PILE OF GORE, BY THE WAY. OLD, GRODY BITCH.