Fucking........ Whatever. You all seem to want a piece of me, so come fucking get it or whatever. #nsfw? #serketposting
yIPPEE! i AM, pROUD OF YOU, fOR ALL YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED,
WORDS OF A BEFUDDLED, EMOTIONALLY TOUCH-STARVED REPROBATE IF I'VE EVER HEARD THEM. THE SERKETPOSTING BEAM HAS CLEARLY FRIED YOUR ROTTEN THINKPAN THROUGH YOUR GANDERBULB SOCKETS. THE PIECE OF YOU THAT I WILL CLAIM IS A PIECE YOU WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN. EXCEPT AS A GREASY BLUE SMEAR ON THE BOTTOM OF MY STRUTPOD.
Karkat, you are the most emotionally constip8ed person I know. Get off my post and go get laid or something.
yES HELLO i AM tAVROS, iT IS NICE TO MEET YOU,
LET IT BE KNOWN IN THIS MOMENT, YOU INSUFFERABLE NOOKWORM, THAT YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY VARIANT OF OUR ACQUAINTANCE GROUP WITH A FEW EXTRA SWEEPS OF MATURITY UNDER THEIR TROUSER TOURNIQUET. BOTH COURSES OF ACTION YOU'VE SUGGESTED ARE EVIDENTLY FAR, FAR EASIER FOR ME THAN THEY ARE FOR YOU.
There you go, Karkat. Someone is literally throwing themselves at you.
Except for the fact that I don't see a tag for vantasposting, and everyone seems to 8e serketposting today.
HONESTLY, AFTER THE DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE ATTENTION I GOT ON THE GALA CHITT, THANK FUCKING *GOD* THAT THERE ISN'T A VANTASPOSTING TAG.