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(( Lol I’m definitely tempted
f0r 0nce ribbit i feel n0 rage ribbit 0r sexual desire ribbit t0wards y0u i prefer eridan #nsfw
F9r clarificati9n...this is a g99d thing, right?
(tw: #guns #firearmfriday) [Again. A classic AK-47, and Kankri is h9lding it. There are s9me 6ruises 9n his knuckles and scars al9ng his hands, and he l99ks quite pr9ud 9f himself. Tired, t99.] 9ne m9re. This is "Trigger Warning".
damn t0ugh cr0wd t0night
this is me right now.
y0u ribbit already agreed ribbit t0 pail in the thunder ribbit d0me #nsfw
thunder ribbit d0me is the m0st ribbit r0mantic dick riding ribbit sp0t t0 be #nsfw
it's really hard being #notgay on this web site. because as soon as i mention my proclivities all of the aradias come out of the wood work. what's up with that?
i will ribbit turn my speakers ribbit up just f0r y0u #nsfw
#wwabrd i think she would rip a part that guy because she really wants to ride my dick in the thunder dome but like. violently. #nsfw
mine is better ribbit what w0uld aradiab0t ribbit d0 #wwabrd
#whatwouldaradiabotdo? she'd fuck me in the thunder dome for some fucking reason. #nsfw
what w0uld aradiab0t ribbit d0 wwabrd i w0uld be #vi0lent and #h0rny #wwabrd
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Please d9 n9t fucking d9 this. TW: #Swearing #CrudeLanguage #PSA #Cr9nusAmp9ra
I agree with this message with slight adjustments; if it is something Cronus would do, DO NOT DO IT.
i don't think i ever want to think "what would cronus do" ever. like. ever.
I believe I am witnessing a John Egbert variant getting jumped by two Aradias in real-time. #dashwatching.
then y0u ribbit w0uldnt mind ribbit being 0n the ribbit h0rny list #nsfw
what did the frogs do to you, though? did they kill your mother? or uhm. lusus?? i'm sorry about the frogs killing your lusus, dude.
are you triggered by frogs?
i definitely can wait.
i cann0t wait ribbit t0 t0uch y0u ribbit in the thunder ribbit d0me #nsfw
my h0rny list ribbit gr0ws ever larger ribbit by the night #nsfw
am i just an aradia magnet? they really wanna rail me. #nsfw
is it thunder ribbit dome, or thunder dome ribbit?
if y0u d0nt ribbit fuck me ribbit in the thunder ribbit d0me i will ribbit murder y0u #nsfw #vi0lence
it's party rock IS not party rockERS
yeah, why? she's crazy.
If y⚣u were n⚣rmal y⚣u'd be m⚣re c⚣ncerned ab⚣ut the tw⚣ r⚣b⚣ts trying t⚣ kill y⚣u endlessly instead ⚣f debating ⚣n whether ⚣r n⚣t y⚣u're n⚣rmal
hatin on me because dey aint me
i will kill them f0r y0u ribbit #vi0lence #sniper
The survival skills ⚣n this J⚣hn are n⚣t very str⚣ng
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
空から降り注ぐ炎と硫黄！沸騰する川と海、40日間にわたる暗闇！地震に火山、墓から蘇る死者たち！生贄の儀式、犬と猫が仲良く暮らす……まさに集団ヒステリーだ！ okay more liike John 2aiid he'2 goiing back iinto the clo2et and ii2 now beiing targeted by every Aradiia 2haped object around
how can you be vague posting while i'm getting hunted by two aradias?
if i was n0t sm00th right n0w ribbit i w0uld be having m0re ribbit fun #nsfw #vi0lence
sounds good!
uh if you take long enough ill probably have extra banana pudding otherwise just a regular stash of snacks. chips, candies, some easy to make stuff like canned soups oh and tons of different drinks
c0rrect i can als0 ribbit 0nly feel vi0lence ribbit and h0rny y0u get 0nly 0ne ch0ice #vi0lence #h0rny
i have a plan
your a sacrifice sorry
see above
you brought this upon your self, man.
what if i had snackrifices (snack sacrifices)
what, you're encouraging this shit, dude?
yeah i think they should get him
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
ribbit https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/896334cb0c0c.gif
wtf. i don't even know what i did!
I mean. y⚣u c⚣uld've been running and hiding this entire time. The aradias are ⚣nly g⚣nna get cl⚣ser and cl⚣ser
you 1.) exii2ted 2.) went back iinto the clo2et and now you 3.) have a monumental problem wiith a non zero amount of crazy horny lunatiic2 wiith tiime 2uperpower2
n0t until y0u accept ribbit y0ur fate ribbit #nsfw
stop with the thunder dome.
that's because i'm not a time guy!
why should i start running and hiding???????????
I think that J⚣hn sh⚣uld pr⚣bably start running and hiding
i will drag y0u ribbit kicking and screaming #nsfw
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
i don't want to go to the thunder ribbit dome.
you're telling me. i don't even know what i did.
dude, what do i do? they're swarming. they're like a flock of rams!
why are #nsfw the fucking thunder dome!!!
y0u cant escape ribbit the thunder d0me ribbit #nsfw
i guess itll be a corpse party instead!
oh fuckiing hell, you are 2crewed, maybe not even metaphoriically
y0u get tw0 ribbit 0pti0ns the hate 0r h0rny list ribbit i think h0rny is appr0priate #nsfw #suggestive
My skin is thick and calloused from years of having insults chucked at me at Mach fuck speeds, and 8ulge game so strong, that when the 2 are paired up, I give the nook a rug8urn. #nsfw
s00n y0u will be g0ing t0 ribbit heaven #nsfw #vi0lent
We'll have to see a8out that. I like testing limits on new things. #nsfw #suggestive
Take it as you will! ::::)
st0p b00ing me ribbit im right
if i get struck by lightning d0es that make me super charged 0r just expl0de we sh0uld find 0ut t0gether h0ld my hands
i am n0t a h0pe player ribbit but i d0 h0pe i am ann0ying en0ugh t0 ribbit make it clear that i hate m0st 0f y0u
i have seen the beginning and the end 0f many cycles watched suns and planets expl0de and all i g0t was this shitty tshirt
if y0u like her ribbit y0u sh0uldnt put a ring 0n it just tell her 0r g0 die b0th 0f th0se 0pti0ns w0rk #vi0lence
What a way to hit on me. Literally.