Vriska Serket

8 hours ago

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

I like your style already.

Another incredible peak on my timeline and peek into your life$tyle. I mu$t $ay you have your barkbea$t taught well for him to have $uch a motivational, no, in$piring morning ritual. If you provide le$$on$ on how to in$til $uch virtue$ into one$ lu$u$, or pet, then I could provide compen$ation in return for being taught (Per$onally I've managed to get my lu$u$ into a bu$ine$$ outfit) A$ for my own morning hu$tle routine. It i$ automatic, flawle$$, and perfected to the mo$t minute detail. I am like a $peedrunner of my du$k, with preci$e movement from the moment I tip toe out of my bed to the moment I cla$p on each button of my ve$t (which ju$t $o happen$ to $ound like an Imperial choir group, not to flex). Each $econd preparing for the night ahead i$ another $econd wa$ted not actually engaging in the night in que$tion. There are alway$ FUD$ (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt $lave$), Chud$ ($elf-Explanatory) and Douchebag$ to rally the $WFTCAT community moderator$ around. And then there are the email$. ($o many email$) Obviou$ly however any good morning ritual i$ incomplete without a $nack and drink. For $nack$, I got premium dry-heated hard-$helled legume$ with $ea $alt dried $traight off the bank$ of a Violetblood$ coa$t and for drink$, I keep it $imple, $ome coffee with three headed barkbea$t creamer $oothe$ my nerve$ and help$ in containing the (economic) bea$t within me.