Gerard Delano
@archivalArsonist
pr0n0unced like "jared". he/it. at least half dead
whOever else was at murder On the rails. sOrry the Other guy playing the duke gOt kind Of insane with it. i acted nOrmalstyle i think.
this is gOing tO be fucking hilariOus. #vaguepOsting
it shOwed me back tO the place i came in frOm. back at hOme nOw.
it's gOt a speaker that it uses tO cOmmunicate thrOugh jumbled recOrdings Of Other peOple's vOices. it seems nice enOugh i guess. expressed that it wants tO learn tO be mOre "real". that it dOesn't knOw what it is Or why it exists. that's alright. nO One really knOws why they exist.
i helped it install a text tO speech prOgram with a bunch Of preset wOrds On the abandOned palmhusk it's been using.
https://files.catbOx.mOe/7ijc4y.png this place fucking sucks
((og pick from reddit somewhere, found on google images and edited by me))
update On the nOt-me. it.. waved. beckOned me tO fOllOw it. despite my cOmmOn sense i am dOing that.
there is sOmething watching me. it lOOks like me fOr the mOst part. many things are Off. like a bad phOtOshOp almOst. i think this is what has been fOllOwing me.
i am surprisingly difficult tO hurt and seemingly impOssible tO permanently kill. but i appreciate yOur cOncern.
still in the backrOOms. called in sick. feel like i am being watched. gOing tO find whatever it is.
gOing back intO the backrOOms https://i.redd.it/r6mr2lmr1mx71.jpg
backrOOms sucked. Out nOw.
OH! You were IN the Backrooms! I thought you were saying the movie sucked. I liked the movie.
Yeah I liked the movie. I think I'd have a panic attack if I wound up in the Backrooms. Glad you're out!
still nO sign Of anything capable Of respOnding tO its surrOundings. will prObably turn back sOOn. a lOt Of furniture clipped thrOugh the walls in this area and i have tripped a few times.
the backrOOms kind Of suck if anyOne is wOndering. i am currently in a seemingly endless grassy field. the grass is blue and the sky is green. nOt encOuntered any living things yet.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] iz tthe grazz n0t 1iving? [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. [ACTION:QUERY] y0u meant z0mething with zentience? [END MESSAGE]
sentience in the mOre brOad sense yes. nOt hOw many trOlls use it tO mean sOmething with trOll level intelligence.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i w0u1d have uzed zapience if i meant tthat. perhapz m0re accurate. y0u are 100king f0r z0mething capab1e 0f m0vement. anima1 adjacent at 1eazt. [END MESSAGE]
cOnsidering that i dO nOt need sleep. i may spend tOnight explOring the backrOOms. since that is apparently a thing that is happening nOw.
peOple are pOsting hatch dates apparently. terrible Opsec.
hey if anyOne else is in ralph's right nOw dOn't gO in aisle 3. there's an acid spill. i'm wOrking On cleaning it up but it will be a minute. sOrry.
🟥🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7/10 | 2026-06-02 | https://scrandle.cOm sighs. i cOuld have dOne better.
🟥🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩 7/10 | 2026-06-02 | https://scrandle.com BPP < i ofurestimated the peas tbh B33 < nyalso shout out to the jambalaya
we are sO back (and sO is the smOg). my bOss thinks it seems tO like me, actually.
all Of the cOnspiracy theOrists On here seem tO miss the real and actual cOnspiracy wOrthy bullshit gOing On. have yOu ever seen a mannequin wearing real skin.
i have nOt been fired yet but they mOved me tO night shifts. little dO they knOw im used tO being nOcturnal.