Verona Victus
@archmageAnorak
I fucking lo|>ve wizards.... ... .. . .. .. I said I cast Fireball mo|>therfucker.
dont everr let 4nyone tell u "hey m4n you c4nt e4t th4t" "th4ts not edible" 4t the end of the d4y the shit is 4ll molecules
my m01r41l t0ld m3 n0t t0 34t rubb3r.. y0u 5h0uld t3ll th3m @4rchm4g34n0r4k
I know it's just a gag from old YouTube but like. It would be safe to teleport bread right?
I certainly ho|>pe so|>, I've been do|>ing it all day...
No|> o|>ne o|>n this website is free o|>f baked go|>o|>ds, I've disco|>vered.......
Free baked goods? This is a service I provide. Generally only to paying customers, however in the interest of cultivating a thriving (and competitive) business, I may begin to offer this to walk-in clients. Purely businesslike, Piercing Adept #healthycompetition #businessstrategy
even the businesses aren't free o|>f baked go|>o|>ds....... what has this website co|>me to|>.............
ok lets settle it. sweet or savory or plain bread
An Announcement: My establishment will soon be offering Free Bread in the waiting room. It may be some time before this is implemented, as I will have to obtain the proper food-handling licenses. We ask that patrons practice patience as we transition to handling these new products and services. We are currently accepting applications for positions related to bread and the handling thereof. You can find our page on Indubitably.com. Enthusiastically, Piercing Adept
What kind o|>f bread tho|>ugh... and is it freshly baked... this is all very impo|>rtant info|>....
No|> o|>ne o|>n this website is free o|>f sin, I've disco|>vered....... #vaguepo|>sting #suggestive (?)
v4gu3p05t1ng... 4b0ut... th3 th1ng 1n fr0nt 0f y0ur 3y35. y0u'll g3t 1t 0n3 0f th353 d4y5... <>
y0u'r3 g3tt1ng 0n y0ur f33t. 1t'5 und3r5t4nd4bl3 n0t t0 "g3t 1t" f1r5t th1ng, 5t4rl1ght. <> <> <>
y'4ll 4r3 g3tt1ng br3d??? #n5fw
ever7 da7 i wake up and i get that bread, brother
Reversing my stance on hashtags, but only if you use the obviously correct one. #diamondsdroog
i co|>uld get behind this #diamo|>ndsdro|>o|>g
https://cdn.imgchest.co|>m/files/fd1b91369493.jpg This is literally so|> me....... ... .. .... .. .. ....
wh4t'5 h15 bl00d c0l0r b3f0r3 1 54y h3'5 h0t
⫸ w⨀w! i w⨀nder wh4t sh4mp⨀⨀ they use :-)
D035 4ny0n3 l1k3 w1z4rd5? Try1ng t0 c04x my m01r41l 1nt0 p05t1ng h3h3h3
i am ꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i read wisards n came a soon as i could
alchemy is a pretty easy field ꙮf wizardry. a lꙮt ꙮf the necessary resꙮurces tꙮ learn it are ꙮnline, and yꙮu dꙮn't even need a century tꙮ learn it (cꙮugh cꙮugh, thaumaturgy). gꙮ check that ꙮut. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Dude they're so|> aweso|>me ho|>w co|>uld anyo|>ne no|>t lo|>ve them.
I pity the fo|>o|>l who|> talks shit against wizards whilst in fireball range...
fo|>r real, peo|>ple go|>tta get wise abo|>ut ho|>w co|>o|>l and frightening wizards are befo|>re they get blo|>wn to|> smithereens fo|>r that shit.