Evalii Lorell
@arcticSiren
Sea Terror, Swimsuit Model, Second to None
Whatever. I don't care, actually. I am going to force this fuchsia's chefs make me ridiculously complicated meals and laugh while they struggle~!
I don't know how many tyrians you harass, it's only my job to half-care what happens in Nokken's hi^e.
Uh huh. I'm by the pool. This is both an in^itation and a threat if you're too mean to the staff.
Who uses a pool to swim, gross. I just sit here and ha^e fancy mocktails.
Anyway, do whate^er. As long as whate^er doesn't make me ha^e to get up and defend my spade's interests.
sigh, nobody ever tells ME to get my hatemance on
Coaches don't play, and all that.
|Been busy ALL night! I've been lookin for a JOB that is nearby my hivestem and wont require me to move... So far nothin seems to be WORKIN out. At this rate I might just try and SEDUCE my old boss... AGAIN... If all else FAILS... I know that guys weak to purdy LOWBLOODS. I just really DON'T wanna... |
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚If you seek work, then may I ask how you are with numbers? Running a whole ship and crew requires a great deal of effort, and I am often told I should not be so casual with my purchases!
|OH! I MEAN... DEPENDS! I'm NOT good with numbers UNFORTUNATELY... I can do simple equations but everythin else gets sorta MUDDLED in my thinkpan!|
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Would thou be able to do things such as 'budget', in the theory of not 'overspending', and work out how much food and water should be taken upon a ship for its crew?
|Uhhhh I THINK so? Budgetin ain't that hard since I grew up POOR. Would this be PAID? And would I be able to stay in my RESIDENCE?|
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Of course, my friend! To both questions! If you would at least like to attempt the work, would a monthly salary of 10,000 be acceptable?
|JESUS. YEAH. Uh ACCEPTABLE. YES. I'll THINK it through! Give me a few NIGHTS! Thank ya so much for the OFFER! Very GENEROUS of you!|
I feel somewhat obligated to, as that pink fool's pitch, reluctantly inform you this one isn't a trap he's just actually this terrible with money. It's a real offer and why we need an accountant.
Thank fuck bright season is almost o^er, I will finally be able to wear clothes in a meaningful way...
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Not necessarily! One can get away with all times nudity! I simply prefer the use of fabric, and the joy of extravagance!! Similarly, I am sure you too, could simply wear nothing!
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Indeed I would! And after all why should I not? What would truly cause me to cease in my appreciation of such cold beauty?
Swimsuits... Gxlly... That sure dxes sxund like a pain Ms Lxrell... (And here I thxught /I/ was hatched in a cxld cxrner xf the planet!!!) And yxu have tx deal with that every bright seasxn???... Dx AC units wxrk underwater at least??? X)))
It is a curse, but that's the price we pay for beauty and not freezing in the waters of our hatching I suppose. They do not. I am waiting for the first snow like a ju^enile barkbeast waiting for a bone.
Shucks... I really wanna xffer my help but I'm nxt sure what I cxuld dx!!! But I feel ungentlemanly just gxing "that sure stinks"!!! Ahggg!!! X((( Maybe I cxuld... Help redirect airflxw???... I dunnx!!!
It's hardly ungentlemanly. If anything, unlike my pitch, here, who is trying to ad^ocate that I discard what little remains of my dignity, a bit of sympathy is just the balm I need.
Xh... Xh!!! Nice!!! I'm super gxxd at deplxying sympathy!!! :DDD Well then... I really hxpe things get cxlder sxxn!!! I'll be arxund if yxu need me fxr anything!!! And!!! I'm super lxxking fxrward tx seeing thxse fits yxu haven't had a chance tx wear this seasxn!!! :DDD
I suppose I could be persuaded to post a few from my upcoming shoot... Just for you, good sir.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Perhaps now is a time most opportune to say that work upon my ship is practically a paid vacation, by many of my crews standards!
This is not true. There is so much hard labour in^ol^ed.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Tis most common for their labours to go unpaid for, however! Also, the free food, Bellee tells me, is a fantastic draw!
It's not free food it's food paid for by the aforementioned labour.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Tis why that singular bronze blood comes back every time despite insisting that they wish nothing to do with us. Or at least, I assume so! Other than safe board, food, and paid for labour, I cannot imagine why someone may decide to stay on our vessel with such frequency!
"Our" ^essel like you don't shoot harpoons at me whene^er I get close.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Doth thee not rest within my quarters during our breaks? I could hath sworn that thy were quite comfortable with Candee the day prior... #suggestive
I would ne^er do such a thing, that would be ^ery immersion breaking.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Shall we begin, my friends? All hands on deck! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c68f5676e9c.png
I'm going to wipe that stupid smile off your face.
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚You may try, but I have yet to ever frown in your presence and I shall not start today!
It was definitely something I was doing, to be certain.