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[|87 :: 1 techn;cally have ne;ghbors. Though they are ones 1 have cult;vated ;n my...let’s call ;t “gated commun;ty” Otherw;se 1’m pretty sure @ardentCreature cave ;s somewhere nearby because they always seem to know how to f;nd me ;n my yard
[|87 :: T00 broke or on the run and don’t want someone track;n you through “l;censed” med;cal operat;ons? Got no ;nsurance for the drugs you very clearly need? Have a body part you don’t want attached anymore and don’t know where to go? Need a place to d;spose of a body? Call me, 1 got what you need!
[|87 :: Ton;ght we d;ne on the flesh of the beast! Or some other ;nsp;rat;onal sh;t lmao
[}===[- } Right,,, I s'pose I should make an "introductory" or whatever it is..,..,.,. ~|> Never really been too curious about these social medias.,.,..,,., Lousee Lanavi,,, at your service!,,!..!,.!!! Just a humble little Sea-side gardener with a gilded heart of violet,,, and a shovel of steel. ~|> Can't forget my trowel,,, neither!!,.!!,.!!!,.. It's likely I won't be on here much. I prefer keeping to myself and the few closest to my heart. Just saying,,, you'll have a better chance of getting a hold of me through actual chat clients.!!!,.!!!,!!.! ha. ha.. alright back to laying in my plot. I spot some fresh roots.
oh shit hey was wondering if you were on here too, good to see ya 'step up to the plate' and be on here :3 <3 \(0_0) o===
Realizing my dumbass didn’t really put a character intro so here we go! Your name is HASTUR SABBOT and you are a wanted troll. You are wanted for various reasons ranging from your blood color to your illegal medical operations, but as far as the highbloods are concerned they will leave you alone if you keep “treating” them as “patients” in need of “medicine”. You are the village doctor in your little community despite not having any medical certifications you are very efficient with drug based treatments. Despite being known for getting high on your own supply you are surprisingly competent…most of the time at least. When you are not getting blasted off of your seemingly never ending supply of joints you conceal your face with a plague doctor mask, which ironically enough with your tattered robes makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Nice going dumbass! Your lusus is an abyssal vulture and you totally don’t run a cult that anticipates the end of the universe by the awakening of the blind idiot god. That would be silly to assume you worship such ancient evils of cosmic origin and biologically dubious nature. Your name is purely coincidental and not at all related to the king in yellow who holds secrets of forbidden knowledge and dark plays or literature. Well at least that’s what you tell anyone who isn’t interested in joining. Your quadrants are frankly nobody else’s business but you are quite open about your pale relationship with Pounce, the local feral cat of a troll. You have interests in firearms, substances, historical literature, the occult, and medical practices of dubious ethics. What shall you do? https://imgur.com/a/msE5PfL#Af798mb #substance
bout nearly hit a spotlight earlier today, almost caused a blackout in the stadium out here. Would have been hard to explain that one to the technicians lmao. \(0_0) o===
Yes! I myself am from another world called Earth. As a human I had no horns and saturated earthtone skin, though things have happened and now I am a sort of glowy spirit thing with cat ears and pink-purple skin but that's an entirely different story and I wouldn't want to confuse you. The point is I am not a troll and I am from Earth not Alternia!
So many new things indeed! Have you learned yet of other planets? Other sentient species?
F33ling antsy. Might get the zoomies later.
[|87 :: 1 have a M1GHTY NEED…for WEED! #substance
[|87 :: 00f r;ght ; don’t th;nk 1 explain;ned that lol.
Alright, well I talked my Lawyer Rez, and she says we can bring up litigation In the meantime, I guess my theaters are now going to become speakeasies
i'm every0ne's fav0rite girlthing.
hell0 rand0m things 0n the internet. y0u sh0uld be weirder and cause pr0blems 0n purp0se.
If we actually made a fight club, who would show up?
:33 < "omg nepeta is such a cute kitty" :33 < efurryone wishes they were a catgirl and love cat girl antics :33 < but no one realizes being a catgirl means mew wanna eat small animals :33 < and i guess thats a hard pill to swallow fur some
girls like swarms of lizards right?
fuckin nerd (based)
not now kitten, daddys tryna figure out how 2 not accidentally hront post #nsfw #ish #imstilltagginit
🦓🥺🐛🤗 @naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/grub.png?v=1775592179996
oldschool vocaloid just hits different #music
Psychologically Speaking Silent Hill 2 Is A Really Scary Game
iev been elected the least horny roxy by a jury of 1 ig i should get 2 work n take more selfies then, gotta climb that ladder ;) #wonk #nsfw?
Ah, don't we all. Well okay that's not always true when I was just a cat I was not particularly preoccupied with being a "good kitty" but after becoming a sprite I definitely developed that urge. Oh but here I am talking all about myself! Tell me about you Pounce! Who is your moirail?
Don't look at my liked chits. There's someone on the feed incessantly posting photos of fat-cheeked bunnies and I am growing increasingly distracted from my work inbox.
I think I'm going to flirt with Egberts dad.
a lil snippet from last nites party ft. @aventurineCopycat ;) #selfie^2 #cuties https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27aa623763ac.png
Well now she’s with you forever Gets a front row seat your adventures, can’t get better than that
boyfrindnd......(wagging tail tail wagging) #gay
That’s awesome man
||&undderstanddabble, I will keepp my handds free, take care of yourself friendd
dspite mt titty pfp, i do try 2 b the least hornt alt but the demons... #nsfw #ijstbtagginshit
||&THATS WHAT IM SAYIN! anyway you got some free handds? askin for a friendd. im the friendd.
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Reposting because I really like this picture. You're a charlatan, you get everything you wish You're a harlot, carry poison in your kiss Beg forgiveness with a dagger in your hand Sow your death seed and reap the dying lands https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/16/4dc61f7091dfa9d7348833fbeed540b95dd3ea39.png https://open.spotify.com/track/4dBdgZ6dgWQ7lOzVS8b7q1?si=d48338e13d864382 #nsfw #lyricsposting #nowplaying
||&bbro wont even holdd handds in the ddennys pparking lot :( fake gamer
Team Fortress 2 Is A Great Fashion Simulator
I love my boyfriend. He puts me in a tube and studies me in a lab. And i let him!!!! <33
Woah cute hood dude
||&we out here in amish smokin bbig ddoinks in amish
Hello there, Pounce! You sound like a lovely kitty, mrrow.
// so I regularly host Minecraft servers and idk. I might do a week of Minestuck 👀
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/B2PQRJFB/BOONBUX-COPY.PNG BOSS MAKES A BOONBUCK. I MAKE A BOONDIME. THAT'S WHY I CHITTR. ON COMPANY TIME. #NEWPINNED #FUCKBITCHES #GETBOONS
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY.
:33 < mew efurr read something. and then read it again. and again. and again. and mew still dont get it and mewr just. :33 < *looks at paws* :33 < why am i dumb
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