KEEP IT UP BOSS YOURE SO AWESOME AND FUN AND NOBODY HAS EVEN SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HOW BALD YOU ARE TODAY!
EVER ONE TO RAIN ON MY PARADE. YOu ARE LuCKY. THAT YOuR uNFORTuNATE REMINDER. OF MY SKELETON PATTERN BALDNESS. WILL FLOAT OFF OF MY SPOTLESS SCALP. LIKE BLOOD WATER. OFF OF AN AXE CRACKED DuCK'S BACK. AND uNLESS YOu WISH TO REENACT. THIS GLORIOuS BLACK SWAN REPRISE WITH ME. I SuGGEST. YOu WATCH WHAT YOu SAY! GOOD WORK ME. KEEP WORKING AT IT.YOu. AS ALWAYS.
DUHHH OKAY BOSS WHATEVER YOU SAY BLACK SWAN IS WHAT AGAIN? ITS LIKE A DARK COLORED BIRD?
AH. AND IN COMES THE HATER. RIGHT ON CuE. A BITCHLESS WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME. YOu MAY DRESS FOR THE PART. BuT YOu LACK THE PART. uNDERSTuDY. YOu WOuLD BE HERE. IN MY CROWNING MOMENT. A FAIRWEATHER FIEND. FLOCKING TO TAKE A PIECE. OF THE CONGRATuLATORY PIE. WELL. I SAY. GO AHEAD. STuFF YOuRSELF TO EXCESS. REVEL IN MY REVILED SuCCESS. THIS MOMENT. LIKE ALL PRECEDING IT. AND ALL TO FOLLOW IT. IS ALL ABOuT ME. NOTHING YOu SAY. CAN POSSIBLY RuIN. MY CROWNING MOMENT. OF OFFICIATED AFICIONADO OFFICIATION.
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AM I NOT ALWAYS? IF MY SuCCESS. WERE STEAKS. THEY WOuLD BE WAGYu. WOBBLING TO AND FRO. WAGGING. LIKE A WELL BEHAVED BITCH IN HEAT. EVER EAGER FOR APPRAISALS. NOT ME MIND. I AM NOT THE BITCH BEING MADE IN THIS ANALOGY. I AM THE TRAINER. WITH EACH FINGER. WHITE KNuCKLING A WHIP. WITH A WIND CRACKING FRENZY. ISSuING COMMANDS. SIT. ROLL OVER. FETCH. DIE. STAY DEAD. DIE FOR REAL THIS TIME. NO. STOP LICKING ME. WHAT ARE YOu DOING. BAD DOG. THESE ARE NOT FuN TIMES FOR YOu. THEY ARE DARK TIMES. VERY DARK TIMES INDEED. YOu MISERABLE MuTT. HOW CAN I EVER BE RID OF YOu. DO YOu SEE. WHAT I MEAN. WHEN I MAKE YOu THE MuTT. IN THIS ANALOGY. MY GOOD BITCH? YOu ARE LOYAL TO ME. CROWBAR. STAY THIS WAY.
I REALIZE NOW. THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. IN NOT REALIZING NOW. THE ERROR OF YOuRS SOONER. BuT. IN A RARE MOMENT. OF GENuINE GROWTH. AND CHARACTER REFLECTION. I AM WILLING TO GIVE YOu A CHANCE. TO MAKE IT uP TO ME. FOR BEING SO GODDAMN FRuSTRATINGLY CONFuSING. AND BAD AT TAKING COMPLIMENTS. BY ACCEPTING THIS ONE. INSTEAD. I THINK MY SISTER'S DEAD CLOTHING. WOuLD LOOK GOOD ON YOu. IF LESS PEOPLE WERE ALIVE TO SEE IT. AND IF ONE DAY. MY DREAM COMES TRuE. AND I SLAuGHTER THEM WHOLESALE. I WANT YOu TO HAVE THE ONES. THAT I DO NOT CHEW TO BITS. YOu ARE ONE OF. THE REAL ONES. STuCK BY ME THROuGH THICK AND THIN. ON MY JOuRNEY TO CONFIRMATION. AND FOR THAT I BESTOW. THE HIGHEST AWARD I CAN GIVE A BITCHLESS WANNABE. THE LAST REMAINING SCRAP OF EVIDENCE. THERE EVER EVEN WAS. ANOTHER BITCH WHO CROSSED ME.
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Let no one ever testify that you are not an artist.
I BELIEVE IT IS CALLED. FINGERPAINTING. THAT SHADE OF RED. IS A LITTLE BuRGuNDY CRIMSON MAROON I LIKE TO CALL. ANOTHER PERSON'S FINGER. I ATE IT BEFORE I CAPTuRED THE PICTuRE. TO ARTISTE IS TO SuFFER. BuT I OuTSOuRCE MY SuFFERING. IT IS MORE EFFICIENT THAT WAY. LESS DOWNTIMES BEING MOPEY AS ALL FuCK. LIKE A CERTAIN GOOD FOR NOTHING. REMINDER. DEAD. SISTER.



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