Miss Steal Your Heart
@argentVulpine
Just a lady livin' in high society. Or trying to! Hive security especialist! gimme a call. And they/them only Darling
There's soimething... Intriguing about a guy who looks a little stupid when he looks at you. You know? a little darling that looks at you and his face goes dumb with that smile and such? yueah.... well a girl can fantasize
o < o
everyone is entitled to their preferences nak nak nak
I think i likke guys who are a little fucked in the head
✧જ⁀ Ive been hit quite a few times with fast⚾︎s before!!! I think that counts, and I like myself too!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
Darling i meant the type of guy that gets off on being electrocuted #suggestive
✧જ⁀ Oh!!! I am assuming packs energy drinks do not count for that!!! At least theres mounds of people that ARE who youre looking for!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Thanks!!! d:D =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
It's matesprrits mondayyy @headlessHoofbeast When are you going to Give me a Kiss about it?
We are. LITERALLY the φurthe2t away φrom that quad you could be, And not even in a pitch direction. Y'gotta get 2ome 2elφ re2pect φoχ.
i know some who would GREATLY benefit from acquiring and Wearing a mad dress for maid monday. i even offered to buy but onfortunately he's insistent on not wearing it. and asking "How did you get those measurments" Well. he's a heavy sleeper anyway.
i am Not Wearing The Dre22, φoχ. I do not want my che2t 2lipping out. And the dre22 it2elφ i2 φar Too 2hort.
Once i find out who has him all smiles i am going to have a Target to aim my machinations towards. UGH i hate not being the cennter of attentions.
everyone knows that out of all the canines, Foxes are simply superior, Do you want to be the Broody wolf? No, thats SOOOOOOOO lame. You want to be the Dumb Barkbeast? Absolutely not. Oh my god i wag my tail when i get happy, grow upppppp. No, foxes are superior, sly, cunning, Beautiful, Very Very tricksy but that's not even bad, who doesn't love someone like that. mhm.
well on another note i did come to acquire a beautiful gold and pearl necklace. I am more of a silver complexion but. i believe this will pair well with my rings and dresses.
I bet it looks pretty...Zzz
What a shame... a Jewelry store got robbed near me recently. Quite sad, they should of hired me to make sure that that wouldnt happen
i would NEVER go arf arf at someone. what do you think i am? a common Barkbeast? no darling i have Class.
Yips in front of you very loud to get your attention
Ugh my beauty sleep was Dreadful. I believe i ought to make the rest of my night better somehow. Should i tell my boss im sick and go clubbing or Stay at my hive with a nice glass of red wine and a bookk. Decisions decisions
{ the club!! | the cluuuuub!!!! │▌
Ugh, i want that man but he has eyes for Someone else. That Dumb Barkbeast has no sense of what he's Losing. #vagueposting
I bet your hive is So lonely this time of sweep. Cold, And dreary, I would pay you a visit Darling. But alas, i am just a fox on the internet.
i do wonder why every Darling Teal i meet always says im a failiure to the caste. I suppose they Quite Dislike the fact i went against their snobby suits and ties and Legislacerator work, to instead work in a line more suited to a fox such as myself.
Certainly the two can and do coincide quite a lot. For example i am sly, Sleek smart and i can get my way on most things i want. as the average teal fumbles and mumbles their way through a court room. Dare i say some teals should be more like foxes.
Hm, it is quite the different route you have taken. Though there is always a rebel amongst the bunch. Such as anyone else, those can also be managed -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
And pray tell what is the route i have taken Love, I am simply a fox! i did nothing untowards the law!
≡ If you can get away with most things you want, then you can "get away" with a win in the courtroom, no? So bo∫d to c∫aim the average fumb∫es — how does your mett∫e measure?
I did not say it was illegal. I said it was different. Different isn’t bad just… different -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Well i have never needed to be inside a stuffy courtroom. i prefer my Forays be on well Ventilated places. preferable the hive of a rich High blood with air conditioning. I suppose the fact i have stumped all teals of which have met me in court, to the point none of them could get anything to stick proves my mettle quite a bit! Faha
I apologize darling. a Scared Fox does bite when cornered, and i felt a slight towards the corner. How can i make it UP to you Office manager Sir
Hello and good night everyone, i decided to Finally make an account after my dear Handsome friend @headlessHoofbeast wouldn not stop YAPPING about it during our tea breaks.
we are coworker2.