Miss Steal Your Heart
@argentVulpine
Just a lady livin' in high society. Or trying to! Hive security especialist! gimme a call. And they/them only Darling
There's soimething... Intriguing about a guy who looks a little stupid when he looks at you. You know? a little darling that looks at you and his face goes dumb with that smile and such? yueah.... well a girl can fantasize
o < o
I think i likke guys who are a little fucked in the head
✧જ⁀ Ive been hit quite a few times with fast⚾︎s before!!! I think that counts, and I like myself too!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
Darling i meant the type of guy that gets off on being electrocuted #suggestive
✧જ⁀ Oh!!! I am assuming packs energy drinks do not count for that!!! At least theres mounds of people that ARE who youre looking for!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 3:] Costar Treign @surlyTabloid <[Costar comes from us from the bustle of his own office. Dissatisfied with his job writing for the NEWS, he decided to take the wheel and start his OWN journey, getting in WILD SITUATIONS on the way! Don’t be misguided by his alleged repertoire of writing skills — he is a CHUD (Cjobless Hhivedwelling Uinternet Dentrepreneur). Keep an eye on him. He’ll rule the game with an iron fist! LITERALLY! Hopefully!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] ST: OH, I’M JUST A NEWS GUY, Y’KNOW? I USED TO WORK FOR BIG EMPIRE NEWS DIRECTORS, BUT WE GOT INTO SOME ARGUMENTS SO I MADE MY OWN COMPANY, LLT, WHERE I “WORK” NOW. WE “WORK” SOMETIMES, I GUESS. MAINLY WATCH GRUBTUBE AND SOMEHOW GET INTO ANTICS NOW AND THEN? THAT’S ALL THAT’S NOTEWORTHY. TA: What kind of Antics, if you don't mind me asking? ST: THE ANNOYING KIND, LIKE OLD COWORKERS LOOKING FOR ME. THE BAD, UNSPEAKABLE KIND, LIKE DROPPING FOOD ON THE FLOOR. JUST THE OTHER WIPE I WAS IN A STORM THAT TOOK OUT AN ISOLATED SUBGRUB. WAS STUCK IN A CAVE FOR A WHILE. [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] ST: YEESH, THAT’S TOUGH. ‘CUPE? FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. THERE’S NOT MUCH OUTSIDE THE OFFICE I NEED TO DO. [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] ST: I’M NOT CERTAIN OF MUCH, BUT I’VE SURVIVED A LOT OF STUFF THAT SOMEHOW HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. I’M CONFIDENT. [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] ST: MAN, I DON’T REALLY KNOW ANY OF THOSE GUYS. NO INITIATIVE TO REACH OUT A HELPING HAND, UNLESS IT HELPS ME OUT, Y’KNOW? I DON’T WORK WELL WITH MOST PEOPLE. AS FOR THE CHALLENGES, JUST TRUST ME, MAN. [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?] ST: I’M NOTORIOUS FOR SOMEHOW MAKING LOTS OF BOTH. I’M NOT ACTUALLY, BUT IT’S HARD TO SAY. I’M A FRIENDLY GUY, BUT GIVEN THE COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT I’D PROBABLY MAKE MORE ENEMIES. [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] ST: THREE WORDS. SUPER GOONING HIVE. [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] ST: LET ME WIN AND YOU CAN GET A ROOM IN THE SUPER GOONING HIVE. [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED:] RI: print("please do not kill me") RI: print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") ST: WOWIE. ST: SOMEONE’S [GOT] A LITTLE STAGE FRIGHT. ________________________________ <[WHAT. A. CHARACTER. This is a troll you JUST CAN’T MISS! See what antics HE’LL get into on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! And be on the lookout for our NEXT INTERVIEW! Hope you had fun interviewing this guy, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
2hould i 2tart goin' to the gym? im φeelin' my2elφ not a2 big a2 i normally am and it2 φucking my moood up.
Y⊚u are HUGE EN⊚UGH AS IT IS…. n⊚ need f⊚r the gym =_=
< okayy i got it names kryyyyso beryyyyl i collect gems and cryystals and shit like that, resonant ones that amplifyy psionics (the shit theyy make helmlenses out of) been told i got a bad personalityy. not reallyy friendlyy. i dont know i playy street league batball & im gonna go pro one dayy myy moirail is @spiritedSerenityy yyou fuck with her yyou fuck with me uhhhh ive got psionics ive got a secret technique with them that yyou dont know about yyou owe me ten bucks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0efbb6c49365.png >
Oh now i can say it. Hellooooo Sailor
< joined last light but it was the ass crack of dusk. no one was even awake >
hiiiiiiiii!!
well on another note i did come to acquire a beautiful gold and pearl necklace. I am more of a silver complexion but. i believe this will pair well with my rings and dresses.
I bet it looks pretty...Zzz
Hi everyone...Zzz
i do wonder why every Darling Teal i meet always says im a failiure to the caste. I suppose they Quite Dislike the fact i went against their snobby suits and ties and Legislacerator work, to instead work in a line more suited to a fox such as myself.
≡ Pray te∫∫, what exact∫y does a fox do that differs so great∫y from a tea∫? Can the two not coincide?
Certainly the two can and do coincide quite a lot. For example i am sly, Sleek smart and i can get my way on most things i want. as the average teal fumbles and mumbles their way through a court room. Dare i say some teals should be more like foxes.
Hm, it is quite the different route you have taken. Though there is always a rebel amongst the bunch. Such as anyone else, those can also be managed -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
And pray tell what is the route i have taken Love, I am simply a fox! i did nothing untowards the law!
≡ If you can get away with most things you want, then you can "get away" with a win in the courtroom, no? So bo∫d to c∫aim the average fumb∫es — how does your mett∫e measure?
I did not say it was illegal. I said it was different. Different isn’t bad just… different -𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝐸𝓋𝒾𝒾𝓃𝓉
Well i have never needed to be inside a stuffy courtroom. i prefer my Forays be on well Ventilated places. preferable the hive of a rich High blood with air conditioning. I suppose the fact i have stumped all teals of which have met me in court, to the point none of them could get anything to stick proves my mettle quite a bit! Faha
I apologize darling. a Scared Fox does bite when cornered, and i felt a slight towards the corner. How can i make it UP to you Office manager Sir
*、i 10V3 PURP13！⚡️
It is Definitively one of the colors out there!
*、tF D03S THIS M34N W4NN4 FIGHT ???！⚡️
Darling i am a lover not a fighter Please! it simply means purple is a color! A rather pretty one if i say so myself ㅤꨄ︎
*、0H 0K4Y, MISINT3RPR3T3D IT MB N0W I F331 1IK3 4 J4CK4SS！⚡️
Oh don't worry darling. I expressed myself badly i believe. all is well, Consider this slight unslighted. ㅤꨄ︎