AS...The Freaky Gooner...*puts on thinking glasses that have no lenses because i don't need glasses* dirk strider and jake english on top of each other would at first be a struggle, but based on the little bit of psychoanalysis i've conducted in my free time on his entire internet presence, dirk strider is secretly one who likes to be lead rather than lead, especially for his yaoi princess...and jake english? a showboating pretty princess with a long career of shaking ass and showing off his sweaty muscles (nose bleed!!!!) and beating people up in a pumpkin patch greased up and oily and hhhrrrgggg needless to say...dirk strider may want you to think he's the top because he wants to be a stoic gay yaoi warrior...but secretly? in the pumpkin patch, when no one's around and the only person left to impress is jake english? heh... dirk strider is a bottom. and he is a beautiful warrior all the same. if he wanted me hateways we would be frontwards sideways backwards on the bed on the floor on the kitchen counter on the desk on the couch in the tub in the yard in the street in the club #nsfw #dirkcallme #yourkohaiiswaiting #jakeenglishtopstho
You might want to get a second opinion from a licensed optometrist about the whole not needing glasses thing, because your armchair psychoanalyzing could use some work.
would you like to measure my sight yourself, strider...? double check for yourself whether i can REALLY see or not...heh...
Nah. I've got a show to run. Maybe you've heard?
no matter if you bottom, i'll still adore you the most from the stands, senpai...!