hELLO, tREEABOOS AND M'LAD1ES. 1 HAVE RETURNED FROM ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL ADVENTURE ALONGS1DE MY mERRY mEN. f1RST NEW F1ND: THE OR1G1NAL, UNC*NSORED CUT OF *rEVOLUT1ONARY g1RL: uTENA*. tHE STORY FOLLOWS A YOUNG WOMAN AND HER REVERSE HAREM OF POTENT1AL CULLERS, WHO COMPETE W1TH ONE ANOTHER TO W1N HER AFFECT1ON AND THE OPPORTUN1TY TO TAKE HER UNDER THE1R W1NG. hOW SWEET! tH1S SER1ES WAS SW1FTLY AND QU1ETLY B*NNED ON CHARGES OF "SUBV*RT1NG PROPER CULL1NG PROTOCOL, SPREAD1NG SED1T1OUS 1DEAS REGARD1NG THE EFF1CACY OF THE CULL1NG PROGRAM, FOSTER1NG MALADAPT1VE BEHAV1ORS ON THE PART OF THE CULLEE TOWARD THE CULLER, AND PORTRAY1NG SEX1SM." tO ME, THAT ALL SOUNDS L1KE A LOAD OF NONSENSE; WHY DOES EVERYTH1NG HAVE TO BE POL1T1CAL? jUST LET THE *TROLLS* HAVE THE1R FUN! oUR TRANSLATED VERS1ON W1LL BE AVA1LABLE VERY SOON. kEEP THOSE TAPES C1RCULAT1NG! - n1TRAM-DONO
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and its gonna fuckin stay band. our cullers are top fuckin' notc)(; none of t)(is ridiculous t)(eatrical pansy s)(it. we KILL and ----EAT.
࣪⊹₊˚{ + when does she get to cull her potential cullers? i wont skip around. but i will wait VERYYYY patiently four when she does. }^o^{ }^7^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
jUST WHO 1N THE HELL DO YOU TH1NK 1 AM?!
tc)(, w)(at i t)(ink is- wait no, youre quotin a s)(ow arent you, you fuckin nerd
tHE 1MPORTANT TH1NG 1S NOT HOW LONG YOU L1VE, 1T’S WHAT YOU ACCOMPL1SH W1TH YOUR L1FE,
t)(ats- fuck man can you answer me in somet)(in t)(at aint a s)(ow quote
tHAT ONE WAS FROM A V1DEO GAME,
tHE PO1NT 1S, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE, NO POWER OVER ME. bEGONE UPSTREAM AND D1E, SALMON,
now a response as lame as t)(at one i know your dumbass mustve crafted yourself keep playin toys little brownblood.