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(=`ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: IT'S DRONE SEASON. YOUR FILIAL SAMPLE IS UP FUR COLLECTION, AND YOU'VE MADE PREPURRATIONS TO STAY WITH YOUR MATESPRIT/KISFLEASIS WHILE YOU GET THE JOB DONE. (^・o・^)ノ < BUT BEFUR YOU CAN DEPAWRT FOR THEIR HIVE, YOU'RE #SNOWEDIN AT YOUR MOIRAIL'S HIVE!!! OMGOG! YOU ONLY HAVE THR33 NIGHTS BEFORE THE DRONES WILL COME TO ALTERNIAN!CULL YOU!!! BY THE TIME THE SNOW MELTS, THEY WILL HAVE APURRIVED ON YOUR PALEMATE'S DOORSTEP... OH. EM. G33. WHAT SHOULD M/C DO?????? ~(=^‥^) < #HIVEWRECKING #PAILORDIE #FURRIENDFICIDEAS #1LIKEANDIWILLFILLTHIS #QUADSMEAR #ONLY1COCCON #CULLMEANSKILLAU #PALEBLACKMAIL #PALEMAIL #FURCEDPROXIMIKITTY #DUBCONCILIATORY #CONCUPERACOON #SMEOXYTIMES #SMEAREDPAPS #PAILRAILS #QUADFAKING #NEKORARE #COITUSINTERRUPUSS

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@equineVoid[EV]

(^・o・^)ノ < YOU SAID SHE WAS IN A CAVE!!! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST CHEWED A PURRETTY BIG PLOT HOLE IN MY #MOODCARDBOARD, MISFUR. (^・x・^) HOW WOULD SHE HAVE A BACK GAIT IF SHE LIVED IN A CAVE? WHAT GAIT? THERE IS NO GAIT!!! #WHATPLAY

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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@cavalierThoroughbred[CT]

8=D < Oh f*ddlesti%. 8=D < I do not think that wise. 8=D < But I shall not stop you from purrsuing your creative outlet.

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@equineVoid[EV]

D --> She is in a cave, yes. I thought we established that she had moved to a hive proper in this hypothetical? Or was I mistaken D --> Hrrm D --> Fine, I'll backtrack D --> We are in the cave. The front is blocked by a boulder of unimaginable scale D --> I D --> Hrm D --> I cannot dig around the boulder, that would damage the integrity of the cave D --> And we've established that this is something beyond even my capabilities D --> Darn it all D --> This is a ridiculous hypothetical. I don't see why we're entertaining something that so blatantly cannot happen D --> What do you want me to say. I curl up in a ball, defeated

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
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This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

HHHHOLY FUCK. KUDOS!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@equineVoid[EV]

\(=^‥^)// < WOULD YOU THOUGH??? WOULD YOU CURL UP IN AN ADORABLE LITTLE BALL AT THE HEIGHT OF YOUR DEFLEAT??????

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@equineVoid[EV]

D --> No. I would attempt and fail to shove the boulder for many hours, before then curling up into a ball D --> D --> You will refrain from using the adjective "adorable"

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@equineVoid[EV]

\(=^‥^)// < 33333333!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG! THAT IS JUST PAWSITIVELY _ADORABLE_!!! OMGOGMGOMG! I CAN'T! I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW!!!! I WON'T!

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@equineVoid[EV]

D --> I D --> No D --> No, it is harrowing and commendable D --> You will cease this f001ish display

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@tautologicalTechnique[TT]

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Well, I'll be...!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Three days 'n I can't stop thinkin' 'bout this rinky dink post... (Ꮚòꈊ 0̀Ꮚ); ৡঌঌৡঌঌ <> <> <> <> W-would ya mind all that bad if I took this 'n ssssssssssslid it into somethin' of a Y/C prompt I've been dreamin' 'o makin'...??? It's mostly Swattpad stuff, nothin' too prestigious, b-but I'd love t'crosspost! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Yer work is a HYUUUUUUGE inspiration t'me, and I'd love t'take a crack or several at some crackfic...! Please.

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Total: 5

\(=^‥^)// < OMGOGMGOMG!!! THR33 WHOLE DAYS?????? REALLY? I CAN'T FURLIEVE I INSPIRED YOU SO CONSUMMAWTELY!!! └(=^‥^=)┐ ┌(=^‥^=)┘ FLEASE, GO AHEAD! I'D BE HONORED!!! OH. EM. G333333!!! (=`ω´=) < MY ONLY STIPURRLATION IS THAT YOU _MUST_ TAG ME WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR SCRATCHING POST! I N33D TO S33 IT AS SOON AS YOU RELEASE IT!!! #3333333333

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50