๐ Nepeta Leijon ๐
@arsenicCatnips
:33< *ac stretches out in the moonlight, a curious glimmer in her eye*
Do you guys believe that Jeff the Killer has a secret woke brother named John the Unaliver?
:33< troll john the killer has as woke brother that is troll john the lover!!!
:33< nepeta nation rise up!!!
:33< *ac dramatically rises from her seat*
*ru|\|s up t0 y0u a|\|d st0ps lik_e a|\| i|\|ch fr0m y0ur fac_e* hi :3 *ru|\|s away*
:33< *the mighty huntress could not predict this sudden being, she suppresses a jump of surprise* :33< *ac looks on in confusion at ac as they fl33*
mAYBE i SHOULD JUST, tURN IN EARLY TODAY, tHESE HAVE BEEN,,, iNTERACTIONS, tO BE SURE,
:33< good morning then tavros :33< get some sl33p, being on here all the time is not fur the weak!!!
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
:33< *as hums and tilts her head at CG* ...says the ones whos tile the imposter???
PE0PLE 0F THE WEBSITE WHICH MY H0RRIBLE B0SS SLASH CAPT0R SLASH ABUSIVE WARDEN HAS BEEN SPENDING T00 MUCH TIME 0N. I AM PR0UD T0 ANN0UNCE THAT THEY HAVE #LETMECHITT. THANK Y0U. OKAY. EN0UGH BEING NICE. IโM G0ING T0 BE S0 FUCKING 0BN0XI0US. I HAVE A LIST 0F RULES HE GAVE ME T0 BREAK IMMEDIATELY AND WITH0UT HESITATI0N.
:33< good fur you! :33< fuck the system!!! *ac ch33rs*
i am gettin lit off tht shitass cherry lacroix #soberqueen #itssofuckginbadbutibouhhtawholebigthingofalltheflavors
:33< would juice fix it? :33< i dont know some of these highblood brands ://
mixin juice with it woudl fix the flavor but itd ruin the fizz #sisypuss #orwhkeverthtbohlderguyis
:33< hmm... :33< shoot! im at a blank here, sorry fur your loss :((
:33< it is wine! #substances :33< i am not drinking straight vinegar... :(( :33< even the mighty huntress is too weak fur that :33< not too weak to admit this fermentation batch went slightly wrong though! :33< *ac hums in thought*
:33< mew may be weak nyow but mew will get strongpurr!!! :33< one day evne the mighty vinegar will be weaksauce fur mew!!!
oh for- he got into the paintโฆ see this is why we dont uncle john baby sit because when you spend to much time with him you come back acting like an absolute gremlin
:33< hey! :33< it would be good for his development...right? :33< i dont know how metal human wrigglers work
okay true trueโฆ that is why he has the paints in the first place but also i JUST cleaned and oiled his joints earlier this evening!!!
:33< *ac hmmms in thought at JH* :33< *ac gasps an "oh!" a little light bulb appearing over her head, promptly disappearing* :33< maybe a schedule that you can pass off to your temporary wriggler watchers?
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:33< as long as its passive aggressive enough you should be good
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This is ridiculous, many of you have not even met her. Certainly not my version of her, under my ward. Your empathy is detrimental and useless. Cease.
:33< no nevfur! :33< #letherchitt
yall will likely never get any pictures of me cause 1 who the fuck wanna look at a glowing bird and 2 ive got a really good description of myself right here orange
22 FEMBOYS DOWN
:33< nooo!!! :33< theyre a fragile ecosystem dont do that
I MEAN 22 FEMBOYS BRED, ID ANYTHING I'M HELPING THEIR SPECIES
:33< *ac gasps "oh!" and glaps her paws together with a grin at ct* :33< thats so much better, thank you fur your contribution!
cant even go to the movies cause i #glow too much for a theaters shitty ass projector
im the worlds shittiest and most feathery lamp youd be surprised how much each part of me glows