
8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony

8=D < Based on what?

6ased on this is a good post

8=D < Oh flank you!
I never do this, but you would make a one-of-a-kind brand ambassador. A free trial of #PlushRump is waiting for you in the DMs. Just remember to cancel or start contributing content before that time’s up, or you’re getting auto-billed $69.99 per perigee. Also, upholstery cleaner should get those stains out. Pro tip.

8=D < Oh hoovens! I hoof never been a brand ambassador before. 8==D < It sounds like quite the clopportunity to put on a pony show! 8=D < I will be shire to try upholstery cleaner, I want Rarity to 100k perfect if we are going to put on a show!

What my colleague fails to mention is that there are certain viewership metric minimums you'll be required to surpass in order to maintain such a coveted status. Not to worry, however. I'm not one to throw a filly-eyed prospective debutante to the audience of wolves without something resembling a rescue glide. Get that first video uploaded before the free trial ends, and you'll have some new toys and costars to play with. Be sure to install HAL on your designated work device.

8=D < You two are very kind! 8=D < I will have to film something bulb catching if I am to keep this deal, yes? 8=D < Not to worry! This pony knows how to ride.

👎👎👎 cmon man... you're mak1n BOTH of us look bad at th1s po1nt... }:(

8=D < Is that so? 8=D < If only there was a way to get me to rein it in. 8=D < If only your mane concern wasn't your reputation.

