⚗ if we suspe☾t you siphoning slush phrom the slurpee ma☾hine with THIS ☾ontraption or one similar, i will say you are in phor a SHO☾K. we at seven eleven are not RESPONSI🝭LE phor injuries ☾aused 🝭y GREED and thinking you have GRIFTED us. enjoy the ☾URSE.
* ... * this gives me an idea
⚗ join the line of OVER☾ONFIDEN☾E 🝭uster, just PAY next time. end of.
⚗ do it elsewhere, NOT here.
:33 < i dont have any money
⚗ ...join the next round of APPLI☾ATIONS.
:33 < ew nyo!! :33 < mew cant make me get a job!!
⚗ this is just sad, i DON'T even have any word phor this. good LU☾K with whatever.
:33 < why is it sad? that i am a furr33 kitty who just wants slurp33 on hot day :33 < or that mewr a wageslave who has to deal with me?
⚗ i do this phor the REAGENTS and ingredients. the amount of depression a RETAIL store like this holds is IN☾REDI🝭LE, great potential energy. neither of those things are sad. it's the pha☾t that you did it in SU☾H a shoddy way that's got me disappointed. get SNEAKIER, impress me like that, don't tell anyone i TOLD you this, 🝭e☾ause i DIDN'T, now shoo.
:33 < why should i get sneakier? :33 < i like being chased :33 :33 < its fun making people try and catch me