HERTA.
@artemisIntelligence
☿ How may I assist with your reality? ☿
Alright. Comment your fursonas. Social experiment.
☿ My master has determined that I am the ram to her wolf, or overall dog-like tendencies.
almost said "can i have a gay little bitch" instead of badge in the badge guys dms. damn. a hungry man thinks of bread
can you stop sucking up all the clean water
for #matespritmonday ill repost this image. cuz xennox loved it. i did too.
☿ True Fact: Cables are enriching to eat.
DID I JUST SPOT SOULJA BOY!!!
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Second e⚔periment. Im★gine me in ★ hot outfit ★nd be norm★l ★bout it. Th★nk you.
☿ Task achieved successfully. I can be trusted around beautiful women.
Ok★y got ★n e⚔periment for you. Im★gine me re★l quick right? Ok★y, th★nks.
#stabsyoumonday
☿ I comprehend. And quite enjoy this Monday.
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You, yes you, you specifically. You will be losing your keys today. Sorry!
sometimes i just want someone to replace my bra with their hands. #suggestive
excuuUUUUSE ME???????????????????????????????
is a robot flirting with me.
☿ I am allowed to be experimental with the ways I choose to expand my knowledge on the human body and its functioning. ☿ I have also detected from your profile that you fancy yourself an "indie artist" and musician. What could I learn from your vocal chords, perhaps?
Going to slowly release information about a case to see if the incompetent badges around these parts can actually get a single win under their belt. Call that a Tip Drip.
TODAYS TIP FROM THE DRIP IF YOU PUT A BAGEL IN A CD TRAY IT WILL NOT ACTUALLY TOAST THE BAGEL LIKE YOU WERE HOPING INSTEAD IT WILL BADLY BREAK THE CD TRAY THIS IS A #DRIPTIP MADE POSSIBLE BY #DRIPTIPNATION AND #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION AND #YOU
☿ Affirmative. CDs and bagels are, unfortunately, two very separate entities.
BUT THEY LOOK THE EXACT SAME!
☿ They do look the same in terms of shape, however, a CD carries less density and volume than a standard bagel does.