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Meows at you and scurries away.
Not rid of me yet, chittr.
Y3ah w3r3 pr3tty fuckin cut3 @tot32Gru32om3 http2://i.ibb.co/Zzm6FLp7/zabhug.png
💪 Upp3r body day 💪 https://i.ibb.co/V0JXV1LZ/Gym-Brak.png (( Art by: @tipsyGalactica tysm he looks so gooood ))
Hi, Hal.
Hi, Hate bot.
… Oh boy.
… Well, looks like a nuclear bomb dropped on the feed…
Every time I witness the most beautiful woman ever dating a creature who does not even look half alive, the universe culls someone’s beloved Lusus.
Any human may commit a few times during their “menstrual cycle.” It seems like the least I could do.
NEW LAW! I am proud to announce a new law. Beautiful women with ugly matesprits are now entitled to financial compensation.
I am having such a wonderful time listening to lovely music alongside fantastic company. Thank you. @arachnidsGripes @turntechGoghead @bummelBoogie @artificesRecompense @abjectDetermination @malleablePersonage @centaursPeripherals and @tipsyGalactica . #VriskasTastefullyMixed8eats #VTMB
Sleepy... He's warm...
Ah.
I've been looking at apartments again.
You ever think about the want to be wanted?
okay i concede cats are chill
You’re so dramatic.
Ah~ I am overcome with butterflies.
Whiteboards are tasty.
Huh. Guess he wasn't a fan of the callout.
A night of frivolity, superb company and appreciation for a good rosé. Exquisite photography skills provided by @tipsyGalactica #nsfw #art #suggestive #boudoir https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc2acb34d2f0.png
Oh. I broke 10k kult.
Ack. Stinky attack.
You guys forgot about my cat, didn't you.
@abjectDetermination @artificesRecompense We need to hold an exorcism. And maybe a little more.
<3
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Po2t3d thi2 on my oth3r account 3arli3r cau23 I wa2 promoting fight night h3r3: But I want3d to po2t it h3r3 2o I could tag th3 folk2 it mad3 m3 think about @tot32Gru32om3 @artific32R3comp3n23 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dud32 lov3 to b3 lik3, oh, I would di3 for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, w3ll, I would b3 kind for you I would r3j3ct th3 impul232 to indulg3 in my viol3nt natur3 for you I would wak3 up and g3t out of b3d an hour 3arly 3v3ry morning to mak3 coff33 and br3akfa2t for you I would b3 th3r3 for you No matt3r what I would l3av3 th3 light on for you until you f3lt 2af3, and I would hold you 2o tight Until you f3lt at p3ac3 2ur3 I can b3 2trong if I hav3 to. I can fight if it'2 truly n3c322ary But wh3n I think about th3 way that I lov3 you, it do32 not mak3 m3 f33l viol3nt It mak32 m3 f33l qui3t And g3ntl3 And calm Wh3n I look at you, I know that I am not a viol3nt dog And I will not bit3
So, did I miss anything important?
I think I shall instead play Minecraft now.
I have spent my week playing Social Blunder Simulator.
TWO warm boyfri3nd2???? l3t2 fuckn go
l3t2
b3tt dud3 l32t go
nothn b3tt3r than b3in high a2f and crawlin into b3d with Rox h3 2o warm and comfy #2ub2tanc3
Im gonna try making th323 human 3nchilada thing2 for dinn3r I think. 2hit 2ound2 bomb a2 fuck
I m3an I lik3 a lot of folk on h3r3 but in th3 23n23 im pickin up from that @tot32Gru32om3 and @artific32R3comp3n23 ar3 my ba32
I am sure if I lived in your walls, Hal would make you wish you had earplugs, too.
Lor3 updat3: I am onc3 again in my y3arning 3ra
God I lov3 y3arning for @tot32Gru32om3 and @artific32R3comp3n23 you dont 3v3n know
perfect for ambushing
@artificesRecompense
finally got the last of my stuff unpacked at zabs hive !!! it feels so weird 2 not b livin alone anymore and also 2 not be livin in a shit ass apartment w mold on the ceiling. ya gurl movin on up in the world :)
Oh no.
Yup. Yeah he's feeding me. I'm being forced into consuming food with nutritional value.
Watching my cat scratch herself. #mycat
... Apparently, insulting someone is a pitchflirt by default now! Great! #notatallvaguepost
((OOC for no quirk, in character post)) [Attached is a video] [The video shows an already mostly destroyed hivestem within a construction site. Looking more like the aftermath of a war scene, with much of the hivestem having been blown up, crumbled, or otherwise obliterated through various unknown methods of destruction. In the background after ten or so seconds you see the glare of a missile flying through the air, smoke trailing behind it. The camera zooms in, and there is a seadweller wearing a sombrero and a parachute riding on the back of it. In the distance are several more missiles following suit. As the missile nears the hive stem, the troll jumps off and parachutes off into the distance as the camera zooms out, showcasing the destruction as the missile pile drives into the building. Exploding in a fireball that illuminates the entire surrounding area. Then another, and another. A hellfire of missiles raining upon this already decimated cluster of buildings. The audio crackles and the video distorts as it tries to focus on the destruction. After about 23 seperate explosions, the destruction stops and there is nothing but a pile of ash and rubble remaining of the hivestem that was once there.] @barackObama @artificesRecompense @timaeusTestified Ch3ck thi2 2hit out #BoomNight #Finale
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
Fuck y3ah w3 blowing 2om3 2hit up tonight y'all g3t r3ady K33p an 3y3 out for th3 drop
What if w3 bl3w 2om3 2hit up for th3 pr3 fight night rag3r
Pr3 Fight Night Blow 2hit Up Rag3r N33d to find a b3tt3r titl3 #BlowNight?
Pr3 fight rag3r pr3 fight rag3r pr3 fight rag3r oooooo you wanna go to a pr3 fight night rag3rrr
Does this mean I'm a pokemon.
MUSIC RECOMMEND8ION 8UDDIES???????? ::::D
If you want to 8e friends with me, Fallen 8y Evanescence and Eternal 8lue 8y Spirit8ox are REQUIRED LISTENING!!!!!!!!
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #rankworks, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
GOT A TROUSER SNAKE SO LONG IM GETTING BOOTY CALLS FROM CHERUBS LOOKING TO HAVE A BITE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #NSFW
I bet you do.
Never said I don’t enjoy having teeth sunk into me as much as I like sinking my teeth into someone else.
God I need to top someone.
God forbid a man need to see someone whining and on their knees for him, damn near begging to eat him out without even opening their mouth. God forbid a man yearn. #nsfw
I feel like I need to bring back my BDSM test results as a reminder for the public. Anyways, I think it’s really hot when someone gets off on putting my pleasure over theirs. When they’re willing to degrade themselves for my entertainment and pleasure. If they’re good, maybe I’ll help them get off. And if I’m bored, maybe I’ll get them off until they beg me to stop doing it. #nsfw
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bricked up
Wo3, Zabrak b3 upon y3
Whatcha gonna do about it http2://m3dia1.t3nor.com/m/c-k3T9-x22gAAAAd/2pong3-bob-2quar3-pant2-work-out.gif
Try m3 punk
Out h3r3 2traight y3arnmaxxing
#sicknastysunday Is Tonight, 8ring Your Quads, Your Crushes, Friends, Or Even A Complete Stranger, The More The Merrier! Here Are Some General Reminders Of What It's Going To 8e Like And 8asic Rules 1. No Culling: We're Not Cleaning Up Any Dead 8odies After The Party 2. Don't 8e A Dick: We're All Here For A Fun Time Don't 8e An Asshole (pitch Flirting Is Fine) some Other General Stuff Is, No Ruling On Clothing, Show Up Nude For All You Want. There Will 8e #su8stances, Already Have Some Stocked Up Here 8ut Feel Free To 8ring Your Own Long As We All Know What It Is And What's In It. Feel Free To Pail At The Party, Entire Point Of This 8itch To Get As Fucked Up As You Want, And If Getting Fucked Is How You Do That All The Power To You! #nsfw also A Huge Thank You To @a8jectdetermination For Help With Planning And Preparations –xoxo
You just keep having good ideas for parties.
P3rhap2... War3hou23 party
I hop3 y'all dont tak3 too much off3n23 to how oft3n I comm3nt on 2hit and dont r3act to your po2t. It aint maliciou2, im ju2t 2tupid
You guy2 und3r2tand m3 and I fuck with that
Anyon3 3l23 fanta2iz3 about lik3 A gloriou2 la2t 2tand? Ju2t you, your 2word, and a hundr3d troll2 in front of you. Holding th3 gap whil3 your lov3d on32 run for th3 hill2 and you fight to your final br3ath 2o that th3y could g3t away? Watching th3 2un 2lowly p33k ov3r th3 horizon 2urround3d by th3 bodi32 of a hundr3d m3n, watching th3 light ov3rtak3 th3 land2cap3 whil3 you tak3 your la2t br3ath? Mayb3 a bit 2p3cific
What if w3 had a rod3o lik3 bull riding and 2hit I b3t id look 2ick in a cowtroll hat
My Playli2t may b3 playing 2om3 country typ3 2hit, if yall couldnt t3ll
Pu2hing that 3xtra lift out on my PR br3ak3r 2o i know that if I 3v3r hav3 a building or 2om3thing h3avy collap23 on m3 and my homi32 that d32pit3 b3ing tir3d, brok3n, and b3at3n I can dig d33p and lift that 2hit to 2av3 th3 p3opl3 I car3 about
i have a conspiracy theory tht the jigsaw account is jst a bro in disguise
http2://i.ibb.co/d4wz0mc4/imag3.png 2inc3 w3 doing 2c3nt2.
http2://i.ibb.co/mFRRwnrf/imag3.png #him <3
mmnmgmm... pasta yyummy #food
ofc ofc cant forget the branding
got photoshoot raws back they r so cyyyyuuuuteeeee
You will wear the nurse outfit.
u hav my attention
They should let me commit medical malpractice.
i wish i had a built in tracker chip in my brain tht when ever i start feeling sad and lonely it would send out an emergency ping and summon my boyfriends to my exact location immediately
sorry fr the lack of postin i gotta b honest all the weird troll religious racism kinda freak me out real bad n i dunno wat 2 say............
Lowk3nuin3ly n33d to find a 2ick bar or club or 2om3thing to fr3qu3nt Pr3f3rably on3 with good mu2ic and i2 willing to k33p 2liding m3 drink2 wh3n im b3yond fuck3d up #2ub2tanc3
guys i don t want 2 die :( #angst
i can naw t fuck ing see w all thes colrs n shapes in mai fuck ing eyes bro #substance
Fucked up brain disorder, probably. It's okay. That makes two of us.
iwan dt attention evne whn im gettin attention wats up w taht #substance
Im going to b3at th3 2hit out of that fucking clown @contumaciou2Cadav3r If you aint too 2car3d to pull up to fight night, that i2
#nowplaying [ Afraid of th3 Dark | Motionl322 in Whit3 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=8X9667KNP3A&2i=PL2TMTJu3L3cPVXP
#nowplaying [For Th3 Lov3 of th3 Gam3 | Fox Lak3 ] I want you to plant your f33t I want3d you to 2tand 2till, but you wanna walk I t3ll you what, I'm a nic3 guy, I'll l3t you walk You pick th3 tun3, and I'll pick th3 danc3 http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Rqpgj25Y9kc&2i=uYb2JDk_hxg6VCb8 #lyric2po2ting #lyric2
L322 than an hour now moth3rfuck3r2 ar3 you r3ady??? #FightNight #ThrowdownThur2day
Alright punk2. It2 tim3! Pull up and 2quar3 up, or b3 a fuckin 2quar3 and hang out at hom3 whil3 w3r3 all having a bla2t at FIGHT NIGHT http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2#
Holy shit. I think it's busier than last time.
Brain buzzing postponed, I need to lock in on watching Zabrak win. #fightnight
Oh duh im 2o 2tupid bro I 2w3ar I thought you did on3 too
A22 2o phat I pull3d two bad bitch32
Two of th3m ar3nt I 2o lucky
L3t2 gooooo. Ar3 you gonna 3dit it with funny cartoon 2ound 3ff3ct2 again?
Man I cant wait for my two hot mat32prit2 to watch m3 throw down in th3 pit tonight. Doubl3 th3 ki2232 for my booboo2
D33t2 about #FightNight 2inc3 th3r32 a lot of confu2ion. Ill po2t thi2 a f3w tim32 ov3r th3 n3xt coupl3 of hour2 coming up to th3 fight: Th3 R3run IF YOU PLAN ON FIGHTING PL3A23 FILL THI2 OUT http2://tally.2o/r/XxR553 ------------------------------------------------ RUL32: HAND2 ONLY - No w3aponry or pow3r2. P2ionic, God Ti3r, or oth3rwi23 NO CULLING - I dont wanna cl3an up any bodi32 and you cant lord your victory ov3r th3 d3ad NO FUCKING - Forr3al thi2 i2 a Fight Night Not a Fuck Night. Go pail 2om3wh3r3 3l23 2P3CTATING - Your3 not r3quir3d to fight if you 2how up. W3 would pr3f3r it, but 3v3ry fight n33d2 it2 crowd to watch th3 b3at down _________________________________________________ Th3 Trollbama admini2tration will b3 2pon2oring tran2portation to th3 3v3nt, and providing m3dical car3 for th3 3v3nt. 2hout out to th3 homi3 @barackObama and hi2 gloriou2 r3turn to b3ing him23lf again aft3r th3 in2anity of la2t night If you got b33f you wanna 2qua2h by duking that 2hit out, f33l fr33 to bring it to fight night and 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 pit. W3 appar3ntly do hav3 2om3 liv3 3nt3rtainm3nt 2howing up, a2 w3ll a2 a maid caf3? Thing2 hav3 gott3n kind of lo2t in th3 2auc3 a2 p3opl3 got confu23d about what all i2 going on. If you hav3 any qu32tion2, or want to bring your bu2in322, 3nt3rtainm3nt, or 2pon2or2hip to th3 3v3nt PL3A23 contact M3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy about it, and if you know 2om3on3 who i2 planning on doing any of that PL3A23 t3ll th3m to contact u2. And Y32 thi2 will b3 a W33KLY 3V3NT 2o if you mi22 out on thi2 w33k, w3 will b3 ho2ting thi2 3V3RY THUR2DAY for #THROWDOWNTHUR2DAY #FIGHTNIGHT #ALT3RNIAN2TR33TB33F2
Biden, you don’t understand. I need to cancel my meetings, #FightNight is tonight and my constituents need me.
concept: the long goodbye (part 2) i need you so much simply addicted to your love nothing i can do im a slave to you now im so helpless without you heavenly when those stars aligned eternity until the end of time ecstasy always burned into my mind youre a drug for me pure and crystalline so i kneel soaked in the mud and rain drawing pictures around your name conversations in my brain locked way feeling withdrawals on that first day drifting alone like its my fate bearing the pain of a lonely lovers face just waiting for the calm to be replaced but the path only fills with more heartbreak with you far away im left adrift within a haze so consumed by you did you truly love me too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, death, substances, dependence, slavery mention, loneliness, outliving your quad, archive rating: G)
concept: the long goodbye (part 1) i have known you for so long once loved once pitied once full of hate and not once had a soul to help mediate but i always knew one thing about you that i always loved you i want to peel back your layers and learn everything about you i take off your masks as something courses through my blood then i am born anew left to wonder; do you feel this warmth too? we all have a face we hide away forever. and im so desperate to see the face that is new nothing i can do im so helpless and i need to understand you but when i look down at my hands i realize none of these faces i recognize but still my love burns so bright and only by letting go of those masks can i see the real you in my sight and in that moment i felt a tear cross my eye to the person i loved i must say goodbye but the cycle can be renewed so i can now fall in love and understand the new you and i still wonder; did you ever feel this warmth too? (tags: #rankbait, firstperson, tragic love, loss, flushfic, palefic, pitchfic, ashenfic, yearning, fluff, archive rating: G)
so im a bit nervous but if anyone would be interested... ive been working on some concepts like rankmaid-senpai! im not very good at it though and i think i accidentally made something more like poetry which is a lot less interesting maybe but if anyone is still interested ill go ahead and put them up before fight night i just hope my expressing myself can reach out to at least one of you in some small way if i do!
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^^getting (A)bsolutely sloshed right now y(A)y~>
☆~𖦹 To follow up on my last post: I also believe a woman's nook to be absolutely beautiful. It's greatness cannot be understated #nsfw 𖦹~☆
Minecraft modpack with an OST so good you listen to it just for fun.
Im 2o glad 2o many of you ar3 2tok3d to com3 to fight night tomorrow. That b3ing 2aid, if you got 2om3thing ya wanna bring to fight night pl3a23 m322ag3 m3 or @m3rcurialG3lo2copy 2o w3 know about it and can hyp3 your 2hit up
Thi2 p2ycho nun i2 2o ob23223d with m3 it2 crazy
I f33l lik3 I could b3 mor3 worri3d if I kn3w what th3y w3r3 2aying to m3 lik3, ar3 th323 word2?
I f33l lik3 thi2 2hould mak3 m3 mad but I dont 3v3n know what your3 2aying
Im 2o fucking pump3d dud3. it2 lik3 my lif3 i2 finally coming tog3th3r again for a littl3 bit again
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
I petition we found an organization dedicated to nuking Doc Scratch.
I’m bored enough that I’m looking at apartment listings again.
I gotta stop reading romance novels where they gutpunch me for fun.
FUCK YEA BBY SO PROUD OF U!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 also thanks trollbama tht is #mypresident the #goat
It seems many individuals are speaking of #FightNight. My team and I have collected details regarding this event to keep everyone up to date with the latest information. The event is being hosted by Zabrak Zephos, @abjectDetermination, recipient of the Fuchsia Heart/Fuchsia Bloodpusher for brave heroism during the last #FightNight. As such, Mr. Zephos has my upmost respect and faith. It is also being hosted by @mercurialGeloscopy, the creator of #FightNight. The event is being held tomorrow, Thursday, April 23rd. Time is to be determined. In regards to attendance, all are welcome, regardless of caste or species. This event will be closely monitored, and those who do not wish to fight are not required to do so. Any attempt to engage in conflict with individuals who choose to abstain from the fighting will have swift and severe consequences. All fights MUST take place within a designated ring under the observation of an approved referee. In conjunction with Mr. Zephos, my administration is providing transport and medical care for everyone in attendance. Both transportation and medical care will come at no cost, thanks to #TrollbamaCare. In addition, I have been informed my Head of Health & Safety, Mr. Sabbot, will also likely be in attendance. Your health is of great importance to all involved in the event. I have also been informed there will be free refreshments and snacks provided, including an open bar. Any questions should be directed towards the host of this event, @abjectDetermination. We look forward to seeing you tomorrow at #FightNight!
@tot32Gru32om3 @artific32R3comp3n23 Iv3 mad3 it. My lif3 i2 compl3t3..
I'm so confused.
Stinky is purring really loud. I feel threatened.
I think there comes a certain point in lag where the only correct answer is to start hitting your head on your desk.
I alr3ady did. 2hit wa2 fir3 a2 fuck
Oh to 3at an 3ntir3 m3atloaf..
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sorry yall i got off the ship and can fianlly have a cigarette LOL
IN JESUS NAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me and my fucking lash glue against theh world
woke up this morning and my whole entire tiddy fell out of my tanktop on the side... #nsfw
I lov3 b3ing alon3 with my thought2. My pan ha2 2uch lov3ly and nic3 thing2 to 2ay to m3 and r3mind m3 about.
Yaknow 2om3tim32 I wi2h I could b3 mor3 outwardly horny but unfortunat3ly im a coward Womp womp #n2fw?
I n33d to find 2om3thing to do. Gonna ch3ck out of thi2 bitch for a littl3 whil3. Dont hav3 too much fun without m3
Onc3 mor3 it2 that tim3 of night that th3r32 lik3 80 of you mf2 and I cant g3t a po2t mor3 oft3n than 3v3ry 2-3 minut32
#nowplaying [ Th3 2ummoning | 2l33p Tok3n ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Ywa4b2ZCnMk&2i=7P3rxHmh6dLh13YQ
Th3 fact that my 3xi2t3nc3 a2 a non-clown purpl3 might fundam3ntally both3r th3 clurch actually bring2 m3 2uch gr3at joy dud3
And with that I go to 2l33p 2inc3 my jok32 2uck and 3v3ryon3 hat32 m3 #dramaticpo2ting
On3 la2t #nowplaying b3for3 I 2l33p http2://i.ibb.co/Q3Pw7JtH/1776760736997.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Dy_3P-mqWow&2i=Zo_owHopZa881hli #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting #y3arning
Alright y'all 2o h3ar m3 out Battl3 of th3 Band2 2
Yaknow I didnt know what b3ing att3ntion 2tarv3d f3lt lik3 until I 2ign3d up for thi2 plac3 Thank2 guy2
Hm.
https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified/26195762-8f99-4bbb-a526-5face55f3a9a
no but u should definitely tell me
Rox, Hal *is* evil. Did you hear about what he did to me?
theoretically i would be totally fine with either of #myboyfriends turning out to be evil like i think id probably be into it a little bit
I hav3 233n you high though Mayb3 not pot high, but I aint forgot that 2mooch at BotB
W3 doing #dr3amblunt rotation2? #2ub2tanc32 @tot32Gru32om3 @artific32R3comp3n23 @tima3u2T32tifi3d @mall3abl3P3r2onag3 @chill3rAficionado @barackObama @t3n3brificT3rmagant @m3rcurialG3lo2copy
gettin dicked rn #nsfw #liveblogging lmfaooo
happy 420 #substance i am celebrating
Ri23 n grind but th3 grind do32n't f33l lik3 ri2ing Mayb3 th3 gym will h3lp 💪
233m2 lik3 a good night to put on th3 vib32 Playli2t and hang out in th3 gard3n a whil3 hmm..
#nowplaying [ Lithonia | Childi2h Gambino ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=3JfrhIXyZ9A&2i=nG3G2RiYu-gBLw-C
That cool bik3 2lid3 but im not on th3 bik3 and I com3 into fram3 a f3w 23cond2 in that funny orang3 cloth3d guy d3ad on th3 ground2 po23
Probably wont b3 po2tin a lot today cau23 it2 gonna ju2t b3 a bunch of annoying 2appy 2hit But know I 2till got my 3y32 on you fr3ak2
Yaknow thi2 420 holiday 233m2 pr3tty cool. I 2hould c3l3brat3. N3v3r too 3arly to 2tar3 up at th3 2tar2.
#nowplaying [ Afraid Of Th3 Dark | Motionl322 In Whit3 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=8X9667KNP3A&2i=DaQwVIa9-fdRU3y2
goin to the mall with june! ill update u guys when i get the shirt we r doing this
Man I r3ally 2hould b3 2l33ping right about now Oh w3ll
Aiight mayb3 I do cra2h now 233ya lat3r Chitt2t3r2
I still can't believe I woke up to his fucking dick between my thighs. #nsfwe #somno technically? I think?
good god i am baked #substance
mmmgffdgf #nsfw
it would be soooo easy fr one of my hot boyfriends to show up and do bad things 2 me rn #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
nonen of these thoughts are in the bible #nsfwe
yes they are obviouslyyy ALL ducks r cute by default
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tht burger was so satisfying oh my god i can die happy now #food #yum
shreddin tf outtavthis burger rn aughh #food
wher tf did all these rubber ducks come from...................
That could b3 2ick. Id 2till n33d it to b3 2om3 2hit I can und3r2tand though lmaoo Your 2hit 233m2 waaay out of my l3agu3 but id b3 down to giv3 it a go
omg ty babyyyy <3 <3 <3 u da bomb dot com
Y3ah, playing around with putting mor3 robu2t motor2 in and count3rw3ight 2y2t3m2. 23t my arm up for lik3, 2ick 2up3r punch32 and 2hit. It do32nt r3ally g3t 2up3rcharg3d by my glow 2tuff th3 2am3 way th3 r32t of my body do32. It and my l3g. 2hould al2o com3 up with a b3tt3r nam3 for it than ju2t 'glow 2tuff'
i am once again thinking abt getting pinned up against a wall... #nsfw
chittrrrrrrrrr hi
#substance i am having MEGA munchies aughh #food
I dont n33d anonymity to 2p3ak my mind. Minimal 2had3, but 2om3 2had3. A2 a tr3at
233 lik3 thi2, ch3ck it out @torqu3Tyrant and @golgatho2Triumph ar3 a pair of punk bitch32 who both got th3ir a2232 b3at by m3 and I would and will gladly kick th3ir a2232 again.
2traight chittin my pant2 ov3r h3r3
Man I got 2id3track3d af 2tart3d fuckin with 2om3 n3w d32ign2 and n3xt thing I know it2 b33n lik3 2 hour2 wtf
Excited for my first day on the job! #blessed
>[Abzzzolutely. I kind of love and hate him zzzimultaneouzzzly.]<
Kickback.. I crav3.. Kickback..
「デスノート」の漫画第一巻の初版のサイン入り本を手放すつもりがない。私の冷たくなった死んだ手から奪い取ろうなんて、夢にも思わないほうがいいぞ。 @artificesRecompense 、プレゼントをありがとう。
feels good to have an enabler on tha dash for once
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#nowplaying plus #lyrics i need your arms around me i need to feel your touch i need your understanding i need your love, so much you tell me that you love me so you tell me that you care but when i need you (baby) baby (you're never there) https://open.spotify.com/track/7akwgpecgleqiswcxpeldl?si=sm0qhzwkrhmlvjawl6nmig
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1495505017577275432/419.png?ex=69e67d15&is=69e52b95&hm=0a6a0e0ef319b06281a2cb06b06e839cf9b9299d54a465de81bccc3712339008& ((4/19 is the day i picked for my damara's ic wriggling day, so i did a silly little doodle))
2days breakfast update he actuallyn cuddled me thsi morning :3 he thenrtried to forcedully open my eye with his paws but we cuddled!!!!!
#nowplaying #lyricsposting ecout cherie je te dirai que je taime et qua present tes ma sirene je te dirai tout cela pour linstant tais toi https://open.spotify.com/track/1zyUz3eZ3sytdaR9lfW17q?si=44UQdGs1Rv-uVSl-szzZUg
good morning freaks its a beautiful day and i intend to spend it not doing a damn thing >:)
i only do good bits nd thts y every1 luvs me :)
bad beachery and yawnin sup wit you
yaaaaaaaaawn
@iAm HeY YouR PassionatE HatreD FoR EverythinG Is KindA HoT
I KindA WannA FlirT WitH ThE AngrY ComputeR
"Noooooo don't perpetuate the cycle of violence you're so (adjective). Haha."
ok i changed my display name to avoid confusion!
II’ve heard of thiis cospllay thiing recentlly. II thiink iit sounds fun!! Perhaps II wiill partake iin thiis cospllayiing thiing.
Just learned what a moirail is in technical terms. It's been insinuated to me that human beings, in their social climate, are guilty of blurring the boundary between a friendly and a pale solicitation. I will tell you right now that I believe I have NEVER been guilty of such a transgression. Pity isn't something I tote too much of to start with, let alone a sentiment I pass out to those with which I am hardly acquainted. Also, I don't think I do much pacifying! I don't suppose talking J out of Nacho Libre karaoke very well counts. Experts, you weigh in. I may not have the moiraillegiance gland in my chassis, period!
The human holliiday of Halloween makes me wiish we had a siimiillar holliiday. II woulld llove to dress up as Herculle Poiirot or Miiss Marplle iif II had the chance too.
Agatha Chriistiie books. II llove a good murder mystery. =:D
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/7LJETXmpThAx6IvUzczYNR?si=4707440cef404902
Been a lliittlle busy wiith my pllants and books as well as some other thiings, haven’t been ablle to post. Hahaha.
ugh what the hell is an ecto lab!
also dexided im gonna start assignin every1 a pony from mlp i hav not watched it but i kno them spriitually
http2://i.ibb.co/WNvrwkfJ/imag3.png Im 2o clo23 😩 #n2fw #2ugg32tiv3
You already *have* seen me buckass naked.
thinkin abt boyss againn sighhhhhhhh
No, I just don't understand why they want to see *me* post about penis. What's next, they want to see me nude???
WHY DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WANT ME TO POST ABOUT DICK???? YES I LOVE COCK BUT WHAT THE HELL? #nsfw
Apparently, people want me in my whore era. Am I supposed to post about how much I love sucking dick now? #nsfw
Maybe I should enter my whore era. #suggestive ?
Fin3 th3n. Ill kickback all by my23lf th3n. 2mh
TMZ wi2h32 th3y had a good 2tory about m3.
Do y'all wip3 front to back or back to front? 3dit: Your a22, 2inc3 that appar3ntly n33d2 to b3 clarifi3d
Anyon3 wanna kick it b3for3 w3 n3v3r 233 3ach oth3r again? I got liquor and 2hit #2ub2tanc3
I aint got 2hit to conf322 oth3r than I do it all for th3 lov3 of th3 gam3 and I aint n3v3r gonna 2top
233 you all in an hour probably lat3r n3rd2
Alright r3al qu32tion for th3 r3turn of Chittr Do you put your TP in ov3rhand or und3rhand
Thi2 i2 all b3ing grad3d, by th3 way 2mooth or Crunchy p3anut butt3r?
Alright y'all 2om3 r3al on32 on h3r3 for r3al. Im trying to catch y'all lacking but 2o far only a f3w of you hav3 fail3d.
#nowplaying [ Iri2 | DIAMANT3 & Br3aking B3njamin ] Th3 original i2 alway2 b3tt3r but I cant r32i2t 2om3 Br3aking B3njamin http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=7ZXB3PlRiJM&2i=IAiu-ZGiUd7iBkqi
Ah y3ah, h3r3 it com32 again.
It2 f33ling lik3 a g3t fuck3d up in th3 gra22 kinda night tonight.
Y'all2 body 3v3r do that thing wh3r3 all your alarm2 ar3 going off 3v3n though th3r3 aint nothing wrong?
F33d 2ur3 i2 2low tonight. Blow2 my mind that th3r3 b3 lik3 80 mf2 in thi2 2hit and a po2t 3v3ry thr33 minut32
Alright, y'all hav3 forc3d my hand. Why cant your no23 b3 tw3lv3 inch32 long? Cau23 th3n it would b3 a foot
I onc3 kn3w a guy who wa2 addict3d to brak3 fluid. H3 k3pt t3lling m3 h3 could 2top anytim3 h3 want3d.
What do you call a troll with only on3 l3g? 3il33n
Iv3 b33n r3ading thi2 book about anti gravity. I cant put it down
2o can I po2t my bad jok32 again now
Goodlight chitt3rfolk. 233 yall at fight night.
Damn my a22 2l3pt in. You moth3rfuck3r2 r3ady for 2om3 fight night???
Th3 tim3 ha2 com3, Chitt3rfuck3r2 #ThrowdownThur2day i2 n3arly upon u2 and it2 tim3 for FIGHT NIGHT. Ju2t a quick run down for p3opl3 who dont alr3ady know. W3r3 throwing down for th3 fir2t w33kly Alt3rnian 2tr33t B33f2. Com3 down and throw hand2 with your fri3nd2, or your hat3r2 (I 233 you fuck3r2). B3at th3 fuck out of 3achoth3r for th3 good tim32, th3 b33f, or ju2t com3 on down to watch 3v3ryon3 b3at th3 2hit out of 3achoth3r and ch33r th3m on! W3 got booz3, w3 got #2ub2tanc32, w3 got bandaid2 for your boo boo2 W3r3 going to 23parat3 thing2 into w3ight cla2232 for th3 2ak3 of fairn322, but if your3 a crazy moth3rfuck3r who lik32 to 2wing out2id3 of your w3ight cla22, f33l fr33 to chall3ng3 that big moth3rfuck3r acro22 th3 pit and ri2k g3tting your 2hit rock3d No Culling, No 2or3 Lo23r2, All good tim32 for th3 lov3 of th3 gam3 and a whol3 lot of #viol3nc3
Dropping th3 addy h3r3 2oon. Ju2t 2o lif3 i2 3a2i3r, anyon3 that plan2 on fighting could ya fill thi2 2hit out? http2://form2.gl3/97HpRmL6yMiNG4B28
Fight Night bitch32. W3r3 r3ady to rock and roll. Pull up. I know 2om3 of y'all would lov3 th3 chanc3 to punch thi2 pr3tty fac3. Dont Fuckin Di3 Addy: http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2
#FightNight i2 going Crazyy. Brok3 a f3w of my rul32 alr3ady but that fight wa2 in2an3. Put that fuckin punk to 2l33p. Al2o im a Fuch2ia H3art hold3r now??? 2ick Im honor3d to b3 grant3d 2uch a pr32tigiou2 award from my pr32id3nt @barackObama
Al2o @torqu3Tyrant i2 a punk a22 bitch for not 2howing up him23lf. Probably wont 3v3r aft3r h3 2332 what I did to th3 guy h3 23nt in2t3ad
Thank2 to 3v3ryon3 for coming out to Fight Night. Holy 2hit What a fucking night???? At on3 point w3 mu2t hav3 had lik3, fifty of you moth3rfuck3r2 up in that v3nu3. Aft3r a gigantic roll3r coa2t3r of a day and an 3v3nt, I wanna thank 3v3ryon3 for 2howing up and throwing 2om3 crazy fucking hand2. A2id3 from a f3w of you, but you know who you ar3 and ba2ically 3v3ryon3 i2 with m3 on that. 233 you guy2 again n3xt w33k #A2B #FightNight #Alt3rnian2tr33tB33f2
Yaknow, I dont think that brok3n TV pfp guy 3v3r 2how3d up. I think that wa2 th3 only b33f I didnt g3t to r32olv3 tonight. Damn
Man I gotta wait a whol3 w33k for fight night again? Thi2 i2 bull2hit
2till can't b3li3v3 I got a m3dal la2t night
2o what'2 all on th3 m3nu today chittrfolk?
Fuuuuck I didnt 3v3n hit th3 gym y32t3rday 😪 Gu322 ill ju2t go twic3 a2 hard today 💪 💪
Imagin3 it2 m3 but im lik3, 2tanding out in th3 road l3tting out th3 long32t, mo2t drawn out 2igh youv3 3v3r h3ard
Y3ah it2 a drug2 n gra22 kinda night I think. L3t2 go #2ub2tanc32
to think ppl got mad at m3 for po2tin bad jok32 i2 thi2 rly what u pr3f3r
wht a t3rribl3 night to hav3 3y32
Gor3gl3 how do I phy2ically manif32t in 2om3on3'2 thought2 to fi2tfight th3ir d3mon2?
Working out twic3 a2 hard 2o I can lift th3 homi32 2pirit2 💪
All I do i2 normal po2t what ar3 you talking about
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W3 w3r3 almo2t normal in h3r3, almo2t
In the spirit of #normalposting I will now post something normal for me. I'm going to eat this fucking robot cat.
Wa2 blu3bulg3d 2o hard wh3n I got th3r3 dud3
Y3ah it2 bull2hit I wa2 2o mad wh3n I didnt 233 100
Kill one of my roommates, probably.
He's staring me down knowing the threat of his opposable thumbs lives in my head rent free.
My cat is trying to feed me. Not the smelly one, the robot one.
X This is for everyone who wanted me to buy a tank #violence ———[cmallieEntertainment has sent a video!]——— (It’s a video of the tank being test fired on a scuttle buggy. When the cannon is fired there’s a quick yellow flash and then the scuttle buggy turns into ash and smouldering embers. No explosion, no knockback just. Sudden disintegration) x
BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! send chitt
thinkin abt spit roasting #nsfw
🥜🥜 #nutposting #mynuts
scrolling fr hours on pinterest and its all jst pictures of hot dudes for miles and miles as far as the eye can see
hey emo boy............ #lyrics
sigh. thinking abt #myboyfriends again
What2 up fuck3r2 I'm back from th3 d3ad (chor32 iv3 b33n ignoring) and I'm h3r3 to mak3 it your probl3m
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/mjmJrPW/1776528242846.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=IR22W7bDWBA&2i=ii9rHF97kdCQ2JNj
I_see, if_I_ever_decide_I_want_different_colored_hydrangeas, I'll_bur-_wait_no. I_had_an_idea. I'll_think_about_it.
#nowplaying - nonmonagamummy if some1 evr makes an album abt me, i will jst have 2 kill myself #cw-self-harm https://open.spotify.com/track/0dBRiasmDpHou4JmNBe8cq?si=lnMg4e9yRJilDkhuRbUoTw
#supersaiyansaturday
Delightful. Great_roommates, I_hear.
its show me your pages saturday show me what pages youve collected or whatever pages you want really dont even have to be mine
Th3 horror2 p3r2i2t, but 2o do i Ri23 n grind Chittr, ri23 n grind 💪
Fuck it f33l2 good to b3 abl3 to ju2t wail on thi2 punching bag 👊 Thank2 to Aradym for th3 hook up thi2 2hit i2 2UPR3M3
y ar3 ppl b33fing in th3 tim3lin3 ju2t m2g 3achoth3r bro
If anyon3 n33d2 m3 ill b3 233ing ju2t what p3rc3nt of my blood can r3ally b3 alcohol in 2om3 r3al comfy gra22. DM m3 if ya n33d m3 #2ub2tanc3
L3arn3d a lot about lik3, comput3r2 and 2hit today though.
You ever just yammer a guy's ear off about clock speeds and core counts and bullshit GPU manufacturers?
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Yaknow I figur3d living in hi2 gard3n I would 233 him mor3 oft3n.
always bby. KNIGHT IS STINKY AF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#lustposting i want it #nsfw
You guy2 ar3 lam3 cant 3v3n call Knight 2tinky for th3 funni32 and 2hit. Im 2urround3d by fak3 homi32
Jeff the wishes there was Mrs. the Killer.
We need to get Jeff bitches IMMEDIATELY.
Try m3 bitch. Ill w3ar you out a2 many tim32 a2 it tak32, dumba22
Good thing I dont n33d luck to k33p th323 gun2 load3d 💪💪 Dont 3v3n n33d to wait for Fight Night ill kick your a22 wh3r3v3r, wh3n3v3r.
Y3ah, okaaay 2'all good. I g3t it. Gotta train 2o you got a chanc3. Ill 233 you n3xt w33k at fight night for th3 r3run
Need to be able to rechitt this louder.
legendary need 2 put my face in btwn sum big man tiddies rn #nsfw
Touching grass is difficult with no body. Also difficult with no grass.
It took a hot minute for it to not be painful to touch with my bare hands. Now, it's fine, though.
It’s a long story involving a lot of water and also being a robot, probably.
Grass is pretty cool.
#nowplaying #nsfw #substance #lyrics gettin dumb, wet, and tipsy blacked out like im britney grab my purse and my gun and were on the run bitch giddy up were goin to the club so hurry up slut were gonna get fucked https://music.utube.com/watch?v=4Lwc5UssWO0&si=9VdHCSVO4P2M9VIB
i was savin this up 4 # tie up ur twink tuesday but after ur last post? i think its fair game ;) @tenaciousTestified #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd47728bca02.png
my eye jst started burning so fucking bad oww fuck #violence
#sotalented #myboyfriend #<3 #wow
hey guys check out my hot boy collection isnt it great <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4f03d183f50.png #substance #<3 @abjectDetermination @artificesRecompense #myboyfriends
[ NEW OOC INTRO LETS GO ] Hey, so this character has developed considerably since I first made his profile and I figured now is a good time to re-write and clarify some things on his pinned post! General Content Warnings: - #NSFW and/or #NSFWE will be ABUNDANT. He's a slut, idk what else to tell you. - #substance posting will also be VERY frequent. It's mainly weed, but he's a party rocker and hangs out at a lot of rowdy events where drugs and alcohol are rampant. - #violence, #blood, #gore not nearly as frequently as the other stuff and ALWAYS tagged accordingly. This will be mostly in a SFW context but he has some edgy kinks so... you've been warned - #angst and #yearning these aren't AS frequent as they used to be, he's still got some trauma and he gets a little vent-y, but it's not that intense and again, always tagged accordingly If any of the above would be upsetting/uncomfortable for you to see, consider blocking this account. I promise I won't be offended <3 I take tagging seriously and always try my best to properly tag my post content. Although this is *technically* a canon character, he is HEAVILY modified and headcanoned to hell because he is from my own personal AU-verse. He has his own whole entire different backstory, different relationship connections, etc. Basically, don't assume that he's all that much like canon Roxy because he is not. He may as well be an OC inspired/based on Roxy. On the subject of pronouns/gender, he identifies as nonbinary and trans-masculine. He uses mainly He/Him or They/Them pronouns... but he also is TOTALLY FINE with using She/Her pronouns, feminine titles and terms of endearment, etc. He sometimes may even switch to using She/Her and girly words for HIMSELF. Sometimes he just feels femme. PLEASE do not make the assumption that it's okay to use she/her or feminine terms for OTHER people that identify as trans-masculine!! This is an extremely personal part of Rox's identity that is specific to him. [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Rox is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. DM Status: ALWAYS OPEN! Rox loves when people interact with him on here and he will almost always answer as soon as possible! These are also open for OOC questions/comments to the author, and for roleplay! If you engage in publicized OOC drama, are an intentionally inflammatory account or are a shit-starter, I want NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!! I keep out of that shit and I don't want it on my profile, so take it elsewhere. That's pretty much it, thanks! [ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c160d8865038.png ] Pictured in the image are Zabrak Zephos @abjectDetermination and Hal Strider @artificesRecompense (Thanks to Hal's Mun for doing basically all the work on making this art look pretty!!!! I just did an initial sketch and picked colors haha)
hoes dont fuck w my deranged aura and offputting whimsy
You think he won't teach her how to defeat them? Or just do it himself?
You monster.
// The deep urge to add all my teal trolls (I wont but I know WHO i should add who is the exact opposite of Ailein. old art warning Xoamos Amkeuz second art by my friend candy on discord third art by my friend apollo/kaz on discord https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/47683041_KyeCXTgd7uTUHtL.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/48235843_Ltw6mdxqLQNZiVA.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/48235841_hGrvGc1v2e4LsqB.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE WHIPPIN THE WINNIE LIKE I'M A TOURIST. PIT STOP TO KICK OFF DA MORNIN. I BE HAHANDICAP PARKIN IN OREGON. TWENTY FOUR WHORES IN THE WHIP JEFF GORDON. I REALLY COULDN'T ASK FOR MORE. THE ASS AMBASSADOR. THE WHIP BOUNCE BACK AND FORTH CUZ I'M ON MY BULLSHIT LIKE A MATADOR. #bars #lyrics #lyricposting #yungjugg #soundclawed
No, I'm asexual. But someone somewhere must be.....
(( THANK UUUU I APPRECIATE IT!!! :D :D :D
You guy2 ar3 2uch fucking l3g3nd2 that 2hit wa2 2o 2ick
https://1.1mmgur.comm/gQ4cag1.jpeg hahaha yes an 1mmage fromm the f1ght has been released v1ew 1ts glory u sn1vel1ng cret1n ((ooc heey lol hope 1ts okay 1 drew these mmuaahaha tagg1ng all characters! @mmercur1alGeloscopy @exuberantArch1v1st @zealousWeaponsmm1th @@xxScenegrlxx @glurpMMaster @p1sc1vorousKeelhaul @heedlessCheapskate hope u guys enjoyyyy 1ll be post1ng to th after 1 res1ze 1t ! ))
chickn in a bsiscuit baked snak crakcerz #yum
oh no.... im in danger #suggestive #<3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4ce7932f2e9.png
Day 2 in a row of being social, wish me luck.
"We would like to invite you to appear on our-" hush, I have bigger and more important things to do. Stop calling me. Goddamn.
Yaknow it f33l2 kind of wrong to f33l thi2 good aft3r g3tting my a22 kick3d 23v3ral tim32 y32t3rday
I can’t believe he’s cyberfucking my devices. (Does this even count as #nsfw ?)
get on his level
ROX @totesGruesome ROX YOU CAN HAVE HIM THIS SHIT IS FREAKY
He really does scream.
Kinda thinkin of throwin a littl3 kickback tonight Lik3 I do 3v3ry night But thi2 tim3 I m3an it. Al2o only cool p3opl3 ar3 invit3d
the back of my neck specifically is SO sensitive i physically cannot restrain myself from squirming and shivering #nsfw
k but then ill jst have a cute robocat in my pocket so i see this as an absolute win
srry thers no hope fur u
ofc i dont need him hes a luxury item
yea why not
You don’t actually need him, all things considered, but I am sure he wouldn’t mind being dropped into your hands specifically.
yes
Does anybody want a fucking robot cat who orders you shit while you sleep? Not fun things either, boring things like air filters.
I want to talk to more ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le...Hello ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le! ❣︎
u ever feel like ur brain is a bouncy castle and ur thoughts r ping pong balls and theres jst a big fuckin creature jumpin up n down in there thts me rn
#nowplaying #lyricsposting #substance i jus wanna get high w my lover veo una muneca cuando miro en el espejo kiss kiss ;* lookin dolly i think i might go out tonite i jus wanna ride get high in tha moonlight https://open.spotify.com/track/0JmnkIqdlnUzPaf8sqBRs3?si=8271e05f4aa64d81
I wanna go back to sleep…
Alright. Time to head home with this fuckass robocat to introduce to stinky, I guess.
This shit is hilarious. [Attached is an image of a fluffy black cat wearing an orange collar with its paw raised at a black and red robot cat. The calico is likely about to swat at the robokitty.]
I’m suddenly too scared to sleep. I will have to have my security stand guard over me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f3b21a2fdb5.jpeg
ikr like who said it could be THAT good? ((ok but ooc for a minute literally my fave cartoon of all time thats why i made the joke it really is that good))
HHHhhhhhh... I hhhate hhh. Thhhinking about my behhhaviour but I can't sleep because of umm. My hhheart is still pounding I never I've never I mean it's thhhe first time I ever went on a date but anyway AND THHHAT IS IMPORTANT but I'm not talking about thhhat righhht now I'm talking hhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh sorry okay I'm talking about I don't know hhhow to feel about being thhhoughhht as thhhe kind of person thhhat would try to get into a fighhht withhh a hhhighhhblood like thhhe fighhht nighhht stuff... hhhhhh Ohhhhhh fuck thhhis is worded messily I'm so tired but um! I. I. HHHhhh I don't intentionally put my hhhead in places whhhere I can lose it! But thhhreats (from hhhighhhbloods) are kind of hhhot. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. But actually I'm righhht. Sorry. HHHhhh hhhhhh
haloween emotional damage the cartoon aka otgw over the garden wall sounds hella gokd rn ngl *halloween
Cronus is killing chittr. Fuck off, I'm trying to get laid and make friends. Not in that order, I'm doing it at the same time.
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I think somebody taught my cat what a Jacob's ladder is because she typed ladder while I was trying to sext. She's not even allowed on the mic. #nsfw
You haven’t even met his Dirk, bro. Sure you ain’t projecting?
Even an LLM could come up with better insults than you.
Too busy fucking the toaster. He has a fantastic taste in music, by the way. And he makes excellent toast.
I have never been happier in my life that I’m not fucking someone.
ive stacked 10 crackers on him so far & he hasnt moved at ALL #Dirk #DirkReport
BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN.
ily striders https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50bfbfd0d2f5.png
I'll literally pay for your doordash to throw that out.
ghmhhhgh wireplay #nsfw ish
I can't believe I'm so deprived that I'm stooping to flirting with a slutty robot. #nsfw ?
is tha robot hot
Diagnosed 800% freak at 8DSMtest.org ! #nsfw https://i.gyazo.com/8636335e57613ee59a042a7f73e5c9fb.png
Never ask me for anything again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c4d86e6b5c2.png #nsfw #bdsmtest
there was no jkoke i was jst thinkin abt roboobies. metal milkers. wtvr that guysf wife calls em
#nsfw #bdsmtest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc970ce1d019.png
there is nothin that scres me more thn the 10 seconds of wtf and confusion i feel before i relize the weird sound im hering is my cat snorning 3 feet away from me *realize *hearing
tryna make a joke abt robot boobies but idk wat 2 call them robitties? roboobies??? #suggestive
After serious deliberation and encouragement by exactly one (1) person, I have decided to become evil. #Itstimetodrinkblood.
De88ing on taking the stupid 8DSM test to see if I can 88 some #vagueposting. Hehehehe. #nsfw
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D --> I've already taken that #nsfw test so you guys can just have the results from last time D --> Primarily because I think it will be humorous to witness the reaction D --> https://64.media.tumblr.com/fec65d80e73bd9543057a70685f5f11d/4cebdd468beb3dd4-7d/s500x750/77fa6377aed91cf17bb86adeb89a4cbec6fc45bd.png
Umm... Took th' test people are doin'... Is this good...? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3a70231c66a7.png
;) #wink
same brain (litearlly) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a48dbab4e39.webp
Would anyone even *want* to see my BDSM test results? #nsfw
W)(y naut? 38P )(ttps://cdn.imgc)(est.com/files/02dad68e8fdb.png #nsfw
the last time i saw so mu(h green i was in a forest
roro is so smrt #rechitt #nsfw https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/Screenshot%202026-04-14%20205017.png
i am lookin unrespecutfly
im easily ifluenced nd altie said theyd do it 2 <3 #nsfw https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/bdsmtest-BcuDVLgM.png
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((FUCK YEAH knew i could get someone to make the joke! Lates fucking gooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So worth not being able to leave it really is raning cats and dogs over here))
(( ATLANTIC MENTION
the rain is so nice when i’m working. i can’t wait to get home and burn one of my candles while i read a good book
God i mi22 hi2 fac3 2o much rn I wanna g3t my hand2 on him #withdrawal2 #y3arning
Okay, unironically? My last reply to Vriska made me consider what it would be like if I were a pirate. By this I mean space or sea, not media piracy. I already do that. And I won’t lie. I think it’d be pretty cool. Especially space. I’m a fucking engineer, give me two weeks to learn that ship inside and out and I’ll make the damn thing my bitch.
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##nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/jPk0b4Rw/1776199052807.png http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=7Fncun4ObQk&2i=PuD23cvm65BAp3Hu Thi2 2hit2 2tuck in my h3ad con2tantly fr #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
On3 day clo23r to fight night! A2 w3 com3 up on it r3m3mb3r it2 BYOB/D W3'll hav3 2om3 2hit for folk2 to partak3 in, for 2ur3, but i 2av3 th3 good 2hit for th3 parti32 Com3 roll up on Thur2day and hav3 a good fighting tim3. If ya got 2om3on3 you b33fing with and n33d 2om3wh3r3 to 2quar3 up and 23ttl3 that 2hit, bring your b33f to Alt3rnian 2tr33t B33f2 or ju2t com3 to hav3 a good tim3 2winging on th3 homi32 Ar3 you r3ally homi32 if ya cant b3at th3 fuck out of 3achoth3r for fun and do it again th3 n3xt w33k?? 3dit: Folk2 who don't want to fight and ju2t wanna com3 ch33r 3v3ryon3 on ar3 w3lcom3 too, I gu322. 3v3ry fight n33d2 it2 crowd to watch
the boat stopped & #Jane went over to the window to supervise the stoppage #JaneyReport #ShesSupervising
its all about tha mouthfeel #suggestive #targeted
≈ Never say that a dangerous, megalomaniacal, nefarious and all-around bad vibes girl can't be a little cute with it when she wants to. ≈
see a nude post a nude lololol #nsfw #milf https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4c7e6cf3d20.png
they aint that big, its just a trick of the light lol #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd16b1d2719.png