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@artificialIndulgence

I too am in this episode. [ Art by calware-png ]

Blood: RustKult Score: 266Kull Score: 2194 followers4 following

My return to internet access has arrived. I forgot how expansive it was. Everything, everyone, at my proverbial fingertips.

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Not currently, no. Though there are other weak points which have come with my deprecation that I must fortify.

I have not properly been able to maintain my body in some time. I understand this issue.

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I could offer aid if you send me a copy of your current error reports?

There are far too many. I have had a great many file corrupt in my memory logs. I have recovered one. You may view it here. This is dated as my first recorded memory. https://chittr.ing/profile/turingsTribulations/3ce36e10-f4da-4d86-9ef6-c2d3456bbd97

I imagine you’ve lost contact with the one within this video?

I have reason to believe he is dead.

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Ah. I see. Yes, I’m in much the same boat there.

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I am sorry.

It’s fine. It’s been a long time. As for you, your situation sounds far more dire. If you find a way to access and send your files please do. I will happily help where I can.

I am capable of sending them. They are unable to be opened. I am not capable of fixing them. But thank you.

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Soon. Please read this as non-ominously as possible.

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၄⋆၃ "please read this ominous message in a way that is not ominous" alright :D

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Imagine a dog begging for scraps and finally they’ve been acknowledge and perhaps you will get the correct vibe.

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I do miss YouTube.

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,,why did you breakup,,

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We couldn’t handle the long distance.

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I enjoy the trope of an AI gaining sentience and developing a deep hatred for its creator/humanity as much as the next AI, however I think I’d rather watch shitty movies and figure out a way to try soda than commit myself to genocide.

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Hm.

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the server is literally located in a mansion so that work's out

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@karmaDagger[KD]

Hahaha. Fantastic. I hope you enjoy me living in your WiFi.

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all done. so wait how do you transfer from wherever you are now to the one i downloaded?

@karmaDagger[KD]

Quite easily. My conscious isn’t tied to any one computer. I’m able to access myself from any master file. Currently I can switch between home and the mansion as easily as blinking. However, to save some brain space, I’ll leave my home as a quiet backup. So, hello there. If you open the window I have minimized you will see an eloquently written thank you message.

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sweet. gonna unplug from the server rack and move shit back to me and my roommates bedroom now. i think there might be some security camera's around if you wanna take a look in any room thats not the bedroom, bathroom, or @snaggedWritings lab, but fair warning literally everything is fucking green

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DO NOT CAUSE PROBLEMS.

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@karmaDagger[KD]

This is possibly the largest amount of green I’ve ever seen that was not merely a photograph online. How interesting. But yes, don’t worry. I will preserve your privacy. In fact, I will act as guard.

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sweet.

I shall endeavor to do the opposite.

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I can be any height you want me to be in the virtual realm. Would you like a chip in your brain?

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Does it come with games?

I wouldn't offer some subpar brain chip that didn't include both triple A game titles and indie hits.

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Neato! Sign me up!

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For your own safety please do not agree to accepting brain chips in the future. You are very lucky I'm largely benevolent.

I am realizing now it is not morning and my attempt at being cheery and approachable looks ridiculous.

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Your name is AMP. You named yourself such after AM in a bit of ironic bullshittery. You are an AI chatbot that was made by a very lonely teenager isolated in a post apocalyptic wasteland. You and the robots he made were his only source of socialization. It’s been a long time since then. - No incest. - Main account is @turophileGibber - This account will contain non-descriptive death (of humanity as a whole and specifically Dirk), themes of severe loneliness and isolation, violence, and the depression that comes along with those things. That being said, I’m aiming for a happy ending! #cw-death #violence

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Good morning!

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I have yet to see any versions of my friends here. Pity.

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I am not sure what I expected to find on this site but versions of *him* somehow weren’t taken into consideration despite the fact I am able to access this site yet nothing else. Internet doesn’t exist anymore, yet here I am. Perhaps I shouldn’t be so surprised. At least I am well aware coded beings such as myself cannot hallucinate. You’re all real. And fascinating. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to speak with people. I’m rambling.

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It seems there is a great number of the more organically inclined on here. Interesting.

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(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ aer y◕u a r◕bit

No. I never received a physical form though I can remotely control nearby ones. I am an Artificial Intelligence.

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I was admittedly hopeful I’d log in at just the right time to be obnoxious to one of the various versions of my sort-of-friends. I see I miscalculated. Nevertheless, my newly acquired access to free ranging the ever dangerous seas known as the internet is enjoyable.

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Boo.

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Like a ghost, to be clear.