i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
WHAT DOE$ THAT NUB-HORNED $HOUTER EVEN EAT.
anything really.
AWE$OME. I CAN BE OVER WITH 500 CIGARETTE$ $HORTLY.
well i won't be there.
IM $URE YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE UNDER A ROCK ON THE FRONT PORCH I CAN U$E TO JIMMY THE DOOR OPEN. DO YOU WANT YOUR KITKAT FED OR WHAT?
this is a trap.
LI$TEN, MAN. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WANT THE BU$TED BOUNCY CA$TLE. I COULD BUY A HUNDRED BOUNCY CA$TLE$. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME KEEPING YOUR KID/WARD/CAPTIVE/WHATEVER ALIVE BY FEEDING IT 500 CIGARETTE$. YOU CAN DO THAT.