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I’ve 8een feeling really discouraged 8y the way people approach dating lately. The casual nature of it all makes me feel like I’m just a target for someone who is 8ored rather than a person 8eing valued. It really affects my self-worth, and I just wish there was more intentionality in the way people treated each other than someone they can conveniently touch or kiss at a moments notice.

THEY CANT KEEP A GOOD TROLL DOWN.
if i pity any of you it's because you're a little bit pathetic.

ANYWAY. The real dealie this go around. Worst to best. A ranking of the first several Jane Crocker Creator Music Video edits I can find online after a shallow, perfunctory skim: 6.) DANGEROUS WOMAN by ARIANA GRANDE - Worst one. This song was so misplaced it actually scored a chuckle out of me. I GUESS I could find some flattery in the association, but neither the lyrics nor the energy of the instrumental feel all that synchronized with who I am as a person. 5.) HIP TO BE SQUARE by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS - I get it already. The yuppie jokes. The American Psycho. It's me, allegedly. Barring the cinematic comparisons, I disagree with the sense of complacency in Huey's lines as he's tamped down into the constraints of working class society. Do I LOOK like a middle management salaryman with mustard on his tie? It's not even remotely the same thing. 4.) ALL EYES ON ME by OR3O - It's my impression that this is some fansong for a piece of media with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't really get how it applies to me. I like the electroswing. It's fine. 3.) USING YOU by MARS ARGO - Admittedly a song I already enjoy and listen to in my leisuretime. Not even a dynamic which I would disown, but I refuse to dignify WHICH Creator the original poster designated "my boy." :| 2.) STILL ALIVE by GLaDOS, I guess? - NOW into the meat of the stuff. I can absolutely see how we arrived to this juncture. The piece is as charming now as it was in 2007. She is just so smarmy. <3 1.) JANE! by THE LONG FACES - ... No notes. I like it. Her Life's work WAS in fact dirtied by the fools who adore her.
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need to figure out when this week i'm doing the slumber party.

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i could take it or leavwe it tbh

i lowve getting becked by cute lovwbloods i mean vwarmbloods

ill protect you queen

who? im supposed to be the king of only hearing or reading wvhat i vwanna. let me at him

i vwanna vwear you like a hat

i can wvork wvith this

you wvanna adorn the top of anything else of mine ;)

this babe gets it! i mean cmon hope is literally the sex aspect #nsfvw

okay i think youre rage baiting me here (not pitch baiting). hope is *not* pale. think about it. my lil man vwas literally shooting wvhite stuff outta his wvand and into eggs

okay but im right though right im the bard of sex

yeah that checks out, im just so good at sex that anything after me just dont cut it #nsfwv

im alvways saying this i might make this my pinned chit tbh
Let her be problematic. It’s her enrichment.
YOU'VE BEEN FUNNY BEFORE, I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FUNNY AGAIN. THERE'S A BIT OF HUMOR IN BEING WAY TOO FUCKING SCARY.
>[More like Jane Cocker. I am very funny. I will retroactively tag thizzz #nzzzfw juzzzt in cazzze.]<

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K--<its awesome how you can have sex and still be a virgin because the truecels hate you and the normies reject you its like ultimate femcel #nsfw

this is howv it feels evwery day of my life
I've been dreaming of him more and more lately... II wonder if he's watching over me. https://i.ibb.co/jvNg5Xg7/xandramissu.png

Finally, someone gets it. This is the subversive full-circle schlock everyone has been waiting for. A woman... wait for it... drumroll... and a man.

i'm kn0wn f0r being a c0cky bitch with a fuck ar0und and find 0ut attitude. this is practically scientific inquiry and i'm here t0 study y0ur every inch. 0u0
i Was raised by huMans, so My schooling didn’t coVer Much about trolls. ⋆˙⟡

time p0wers exist f0r the express purp0se 0f me getting t0 make 0ut with 0ther mes. 0u0

it's funnier if y0u refer t0 b0th 0f us the same way actually. make this as c0nfusing as p0ssible. 0u0
thars trur but im not a hommo but if they were girls maby -from the office of ace dick detective agency
harts: hunan love + sex dimonds: friend with benefet spides: homoerptic rivalry hatesex clubs: idk thus one yet i should not be the 1 remondong you how yr own wird alian sex works but some of u seem 2 think only harts are having sex wich is just not true dats all I got 2 say -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ok thank u dats exactly correct -from the office of ace dick detective agency
if u dont think morallegiance involve alian sex idek wat 2 say 2 u man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
II don't know what'2 happeniing but there are 4 Aradiia2 now * and appear two be gettiing all touchy feely* * blu2hiing a deep yellow color * * turn2 away from the 2iight * II wiill ju2t be goiing, bye! *2lam2 2elf iinto the doorframe tryiing two run out, fall2 onto the floor face fiir2t, he turn2 hii2 head upriight* there are 8 Aradiia2 cloudiing hii2 vii2iion now #n2fw
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w0uld y0u like a kiss t0 make the c0nfusi0n g0 away?
Not yet, II 2eem two be iin quiite a prediicament at thii2 moment iin tiime! II am al2o 2cared iif II fiind out what happened two me iin my tiimeliine iit could make me a2 iin2ufferable a2 the other me'2 that have joiined thii2 2iite #exii2tentiialcrii2ii2
Tell me, am II ju2t hiigh, ii2 my vii2iion blurred, or are there two wonderfully gorgeou2 ladiie2 here?

i think we sh0uld make 0ut with each 0ther then s0llux.
would iit be creepy iif II told you II miight ju2t be iin love? *2tep2 on own foot wiith other foot, 2TOP THII2 YOU MORON YOU ARE BEEIING CREEPY AF AND 2HE'2 REALLY CUTE* *2ee2 2ong* When you were here before Couldn't look you iin the eye (ok II diid, becau2e they are pretty and crazy!) You're ju2t liike an angel Your 2kiin make2 me cry You float liike a feather IIn a beautiiful world II wii2h II wa2 2peciial You're 2o fuckiin' 2peciial But.............
K--<that's really interesting thanks for sharing
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s0 0n and s0 f0rth.

i'm a freak. 0u0

I promise I won't. :)

Consider this an open invitation to come over and bug me whenever you want. I mean it. Any time.
at thII2 poIInt you'd be doIIn me a kIIndne22. 2ure. II'll become bbq. VVhy not.
Ahhh the murderou2 chao2 and lovely demeanor you have on. II wa2 told by another Aradiia that we were once friiend2 iin theiir tiimeliine, II do not know of my own tiimeliine'2 acquaiintance2, but II do not 2ee how any of u2 2ollux'2 could po22iibly re2ii2t anyone 2o charmiing, chaotiic, and endeariing. Have your2elf a wonderful earth 2ourced 4/20, and iif you want two go on any 2ort of rampage, or ju2t want two collect bone2 or 2omethiing, briing me along.
VVhat the fuck doe2 thII2 mean and VVhy dIId II 2ay thII2.
II'm gonna get 2o hopele22ly blazed they're gonna call me bbq bIIll.

i like thinking about etymology / when i write lyrics / thinking about where they come from really helps / i think it shows in my music / i pay really close attention to lyrics / one line usually has 4 or 5 meanings
















