
guys i dont have an alien gf how would i even talk 2 her in space!!!

∻There's n☢ s☢und in space s☢ y☢u're pretty much fucked.∻

haahaa exactly!!!!!!!!!!! its literally not possible.

celi come on. why would an alien choose ME 4 1st contact. besides U didnt believe me either did U???
I would like to point out a lot of more absurd things have happened in the past But I probably didnt believe you before either Chittr makes things a bit more believable generally

Ughhghhh. now i kno what cassandra felt like.
One of your moms keeps getting vagued by a teleporting cueball man Is plant people really that impossible

well how abt this. i have a disease that makes me throw Up every time U accuse me of having a alien gf. is THAT believable???? or do i have 2 say i DONT have that disease??????
We can stop talking about this Caddie hahaha