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guys i dont have an alien gf how would i even talk 2 her in space!!!

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∻There's n☢ s☢und in space s☢ y☢u're pretty much fucked.∻

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haahaa exactly!!!!!!!!!!! its literally not possible.

Then whose texts are you smiling at because I know its not Ananse

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celi come on. why would an alien choose ME 4 1st contact. besides U didnt believe me either did U???

I would like to point out a lot of more absurd things have happened in the past But I probably didnt believe you before either Chittr makes things a bit more believable generally

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Ughhghhh. now i kno what cassandra felt like.

One of your moms keeps getting vagued by a teleporting cueball man Is plant people really that impossible

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well how abt this. i have a disease that makes me throw Up every time U accuse me of having a alien gf. is THAT believable???? or do i have 2 say i DONT have that disease??????

We can stop talking about this Caddie hahaha

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