Offering palm readings. Of course, that would mean you would have to come over to let me touch your hand.

:33 < does it have to be just my hand? mew could also pat my head :33c
That is not how palm readings work.

:33 < but can mew?
MY FRONDS ARE FULL. FROM BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. AND BOOKED. AND BUSY. YOU MAY READ MY THRASHING WIGGLY INSTEAD. WHAT SECRETS DOES IT HOLD. #NSFW
I am not sure, as we never had the opportunity to full engage one another in civilized "water cooler chitchat" as coworkers. Of course, water cooler chitchat being the ritualistic thrashing of one another hoping to feel something a little bit more than the vast emptiness of our employ. #violence #nsfw
NOT FOR MY LACK OF TRYING. YOU FUCKING. CLOISTERED CLOWN.
Yet, I remain firmly seated on a couch and not rendered into paste.