SUN WUKONG
@aspirationalAsiatic
STONE MONKEY HANDSOME MONKEY KING GREAT SAGE, HEAVEN'S EQUAL VICTORIOUS FIGHTING BUDDHA WHORE ((Godstuck AU Damara Medigo))
佛陀是個混蛋。 「哦，他真是開悟了！」那他為什麼要壓著我？為什麼要碾壓我的脊椎？
... I AM NO LONGER WATCHING NIU LAI I USED A WORD AND NOW I AM MAD. @Ò^Ó@ < ME ANGRY AT THE BRONZE ONE.
ME. MR STEAL YO DEVOTEES BITCHES CANNOT KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF ME. I AM THAT BULL.
IM THE HERO OF THE STORY I DONT NEED TO BE SAVED IM THE HERO OF THE STORY I DONT NEED TO BE SAVED IM THE HERO OF THE STORY I DONT NEED TO BE SAVED ITS ALRIGHT ITS ALRIGHT ITS ALRIGHT ITS ALRIGHT ITS ALRIGHT ITS ALRIGHT
[Sunny, still smashed under the fist of Buddha, has her face twisted in pained anger. She sniffles, a tear soaking into the dirt beneath her] 難道我無法愛嗎？無法被愛嗎？這不是真的，對嗎？我可以愛。我愛我的猴子們。我愛豬八戒，即使他很煩也很笨。我愛龍，愛天地，愛世間萬物。我想我愛它們。如果我的這些感覺都是假的呢？
I REFUSE TO BE RESCUED. CALL IT OFF. NOW.
@craftsmanToxophilite 哇，赫菲斯托斯，那是寵物嗎？真漂亮。 @centaurTrained HELLO PRETTY THING. 你拿走了我的東西，現在我拿回屬於你的東西。這很公平，不是嗎？ HAS HE TREATED YOU WELL? SAID SWEET WORDS? I CAN BE SWEETER. 感覺怎麼樣？嗯？不好玩吧？ I CAN FEED YOU PEACHES FROM THE HEAVENS. DRESS YOU IN FINE SILKS. GOLD THREADS. TO ACCENT YOUR PRETTY BLUE.
Leave him alone or I will call your name again, over and over, until you can't breathe, until you can't think
You don't love You use And when you're done with your toys you break them
如果他帶著青銅的那個來，我就要破口大罵了。那些東西讓我噁心。我寧願喝砒霜，大劑量地喝，哪怕是悲劇性的劑量。但那也不會要了我的命。畢竟我已經吃過那麼多美味的桃子了。
SINCE YOU WANT TO SAVE ME. SO FUCKING BADLY. AT LEAST BRING ME FOOD. I HAVE BEEN EATING. NOTHING BUT IRON PELLETS. FOR WEEKS.
我很享受眼前的一切。美女們。好吧。你們都可以踩我。用你們的細高跟鞋。直接踩在我的乳頭上。
告訴我，你們現在都開心了嗎？沒有我，你們的生活過得怎麼樣？沒有你，我的生活也很精彩。
M9st 9f 9ur life w9uld 6e the same, 6ut there w9uld always 6e that little h9le inside us w9ndering where y9u are and h9w y9u're d9ing, Sun.
你覺得，如果我向天上的水龍祈求，他們會降下暴風雨嗎？我會感激不盡的。
I kn9w y9u're upset, 6ut c9uld y9u keep travel easy f9r us? Please?
SINCE I MUST REDUCE MYSELF. AND GET DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. AND SPEAK IN YOUR TONGUES. I DID NOT ASK FOR HELP. FROM ANY OF YOU. THE BIRDS. ARE A NUISANCE.
The 8irds helped me keep an eye on you. You really outdid yourself this time, huh?
If you keep 8eing saucy I'm gonna peck your head, Wukong. Hang tight, okay? We're figuring it out.
猴子們很好。它們愛我。我讓它們過上了富裕的生活。給了它們一個家，一個我從未擁有過的家。我愛它們。它們從未讓我傷心過，也永遠不會。
大家還是都討厭我。很好。我不需要任何人。除了我的猴子們。
多麼熱情的問候！我加入了這個網站。那匹馬差點吐了。在我的陛下面前。然後叫我的名字。明明知道規矩。