SUN WUKONG
@aspirationalAsiatic
STONE MONKEY HANDSOME MONKEY KING GREAT SAGE, HEAVEN'S EQUAL VICTORIOUS FIGHTING BUDDHA WHORE ((Godstuck AU Damara Medigo))
D--> I do not understand what is happening D--> All I know is this new diety has arrived D--> And I am going to avoid her lest my thoughts grip me once more
NO NEED TO AVOID ME. I AM A GOOD GIRL. LET ME BRUSH YOUR MANE. TIE IT WITH BOWS. FEED YOU FROM MY HAND. LIKE A GOOD HORSEY. NEIGH FOR ME, BLUE BOY.
Please avoid her, please
COLD SHOULDER? I CAN WARM YOU UP. MY RUSTED BLOOD VERY WARM. LET US TANGLE LIMBS. LIKE SERPENTS.
I REFUSE TO BE RESCUED. CALL IT OFF. NOW.
:33< yeah i just got tested :33< yeah i got an -a cup tits theyre infurted sorry :33< #nsfw
アタシは猿のように体が柔らかいよ。
-- is that the monkey king
YES. REQUIRED. IT IS MY PROPER TITLE. AMONG MY MONKEY BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
@craftsmanToxophilite 哇，赫菲斯托斯，那是寵物嗎？真漂亮。 @centaurTrained HELLO PRETTY THING. 你拿走了我的東西，現在我拿回屬於你的東西。這很公平，不是嗎？ HAS HE TREATED YOU WELL? SAID SWEET WORDS? I CAN BE SWEETER. 感覺怎麼樣？嗯？不好玩吧？ I CAN FEED YOU PEACHES FROM THE HEAVENS. DRESS YOU IN FINE SILKS. GOLD THREADS. TO ACCENT YOUR PRETTY BLUE.
Leave him alone or I will call your name again, over and over, until you can't breathe, until you can't think
He is mine and I will protect him from you
你覺得，如果我向天上的水龍祈求，他們會降下暴風雨嗎？我會感激不盡的。
I kn9w y9u're upset, 6ut c9uld y9u keep travel easy f9r us? Please?
SINCE YOU WANT TO SAVE ME. SO FUCKING BADLY. AT LEAST BRING ME FOOD. I HAVE BEEN EATING. NOTHING BUT IRON PELLETS. FOR WEEKS.
SINCE I MUST REDUCE MYSELF. AND GET DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL. AND SPEAK IN YOUR TONGUES. I DID NOT ASK FOR HELP. FROM ANY OF YOU. THE BIRDS. ARE A NUISANCE.
The 8irds helped me keep an eye on you. You really outdid yourself this time, huh?
O+h this is go+ing to+ be a real headache. Megido+? O+dinea, why the fuck didn't yo+u warn anyo+ne?
Don't pin this on me. She's not going anywhere. All she can do is flounder around on Chittr right now. We need to help her.
Speak common like the rest of us. Stay put. And 8e nice to Hephaestus, please? We're going to get you out of that mess.
I SAID. BITCH. YOU BETTER COME. FAST. BUDDHA IS HEAVY. FAT FUCK. I AM WAITING.
8a8e. Darling. Wukong, honey. You know only one of us is strong enough to lift 8uddha's hand off you, don't you? You 8etter give him a moment to 8reathe.
THEN LEAVE ME. BEING CRUSHED BY MEN. IS A PERSONAL HOBBY. HOWEVER. BUDDHA NOT MY FIRST CHOICE.
大家還是都討厭我。很好。我不需要任何人。除了我的猴子們。
We do+n't hate yo+u. No+ o+ne hates yo+u.
The timing 9f everything is rather... unf9rtunate.
8=l < I have a sense of foreboding I can't seem to shake
Wait You're not Right?
[Hephaestus is logging off Chittr for now. He's feeling sick. It can't be her.]