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8=l < After I put them in you first
8=) < No! You can drop the stupid smirk Though by now I guess you've earned that Cause no matter how intensely I pout Your stupid face will win out (Still you at me) @aspirationalAsiatic
8=l < Then stop being so short 8=l < Fine no uppies 8=l < You'll have to just climb me yourself
8=l < Mommy king
8=l < I want to bother her act001ly 8=l < @aspirationalAsiatic You 8=l < Come have tea
The mo+st delicio+us o+f all.
i just ate some fruit #sfw #normalposting
Trapped in another world with my smartphone. Isekai cheat magician. Uhhhhhh
The Scarlet Nexus anime
[=| Theyre killing me next week as part of my gender affirming care ( i want to reincarnate into a flea) |=]
[=| Every time you reply to me i know its gonna be some real shit, you understand the FUCK outta my vision |=]
If y*u hate y*urself just listen t* Mitski s*ngs.
>u0
i'm the funniest pers0n 0n here btw ⠀
(A basket of ripe peaches manifests itself before Sun Wukong. It rotates counterclockwise at approximately eye level until retrieved.)
:33 < Mrrp! Thank you dear!
:33 < Meow then! Here comes a scoop to wet the appetite... :33 < It s33ms that while we have b33n distracted with the barnyard drama a second stallion has purranced onto the scene! :33 < A well mannered Horse s33med to catch the eye of a particularly ill tempurred Monkey who has not b33n very shy about concealing her desires to torment and punish him fur misd33ds that happened thousands of years ago! :33 < In quite vivid and excruciating detail! :33 < How bitter!! So much vitriol! :33 < How will he cope? Especially with his purrecious pet Stallion being sought after by the very same Monkey! :33 < Will he be able to k33p his relationship with his pet intact? Or is it destined to crumble? :33 < Is trouble brewing just under the surface? :33 < Only time will tell! I do wonder how explosive it may get! #SubmittedStory #Drama #Gossip #HorseplayandMonkeyBusiness #PotentialInfidelity #Hoofbeastplay #PublicMeltDown #Torture #Torment #BubblingDramaCauldron
Alright. Velvet "from my real life," you are approved because I do not in fact want you to cause an international incident again. @aventurineCopycat , who lists themselves as an archmage, wants to beat him into unconsciousness, and quote, "beclaws fighting the guy who exploded lord english is an expurrience i want," approved. @aspirationalAsiatic , also known as Sun Wukong, victorious fighting Buddha, an actual major Deiform, approved with a personal note that I appreciate both your politeness and your motives for requesting as such, which were listed as a "GOOD OPPORTUNITY. TO SPREAD THE DAO. AND ELEVATE KRIS. TO A GREATER STATE OF BEING." That's all of the new ones.
Appreciated.
What you wish will return to you in kind, good fortune to you too.
If we're allowed to fight I'll throw a lightning bolt at you
我們每個人都有自己騎不了的馬。那句繞口令怎麼說來著？妈妈骑马，马慢，妈妈骂马。Māmā qímǎ, mǎ màn, māmā mà mǎ. 我覺得我的馬也戴著面具。它眼裡只有眼前的東西，其他什麼都看不見。它心中充滿憤怒，卻不願承認自己做錯了什麼。它躲在懦弱和憤怒之中。這些既是面具和盾牌，也是攻擊的工具。
@(。ˇ･`0´･)@ =3 PERHAPS...AFTER MORE TRAINING...UNDER SHIFU WUKONG.
@(。ˇ･`ᗜ´･)@ NATURAL. UNFORTUNATELY. PERFUME IS SO DETACHED FROM THE SELF. VERY EASY TO REMARK ON. IT IS. NOT SO SIMPLE. WHEN IT IS. BODILY.
[=| Lighting the incense and praying for some bountiful harvest |=]
okay, then. If she says yes then yes! Also, a pleasure to meet you, Monkey King!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFNF5KO_LrRpUyn2kfu3QBhp9YYdX7MAUjtBMp473kRceJog/viewform
so, yes. But my kismesis made a form that needs filling out and approval before we're allowed. but also like. very yes. is paperwork going to be an issue?
[=| YOU GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |=]
[=| i jerk off to shit you losers wouldnt even find the website for #nsfw #2freaked4u |=]
[=| mystical goons, i jerk to the ripening of fruits |=]
I can add you to the end of my current queue. It would be a delight.
have 7ou seen infernape? i think 7ou’d find some similarities between it and 7ou
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@ YOU CAN CONSIDER KONGAR A PART OF IT TOO. IF YOU WILL LET KONGAR TRAIN UNDER YOU!!!! NOTHING WOULD HONOR THIS HUMBLE APPRENTICE MORE. THAN LEARNING HOW WUKONG. FUCKS OTHERS UP!!!!
@(。・0・)@ ... @(。・.・)@ !!! @(。◕`ᗜ´◕)@ 孔加不会做那种事！！！！ ! ! !
| darling, i could never. | |\ /) /\_\\__ (_// | `>\-` _._ //`) \ /` \\ _.-`:::`-._ // ` \|` ::: `|/ | ::: | |.....:::.....| |:::::::::::::| | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | | ::: | \ ::: / \ ::: / `-. ::: .-' //`:::`\\ // ' \\ |/ \\
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[=| This is why i inconvenience people for free |=]
IS THAT THE FUCKING MONKEY KING????????????????????????????????