Lady Nabil.
@fromtheHeavens
Let me state that I am here under duress. Opinions do not necessarily reflect Mirran policy.
Alright. Velvet "from my real life," you are approved because I do not in fact want you to cause an international incident again. @aventurineCopycat , who lists themselves as an archmage, wants to beat him into unconsciousness, and quote, "beclaws fighting the guy who exploded lord english is an expurrience i want," approved. @aspirationalAsiatic , also known as Sun Wukong, victorious fighting Buddha, an actual major Deiform, approved with a personal note that I appreciate both your politeness and your motives for requesting as such, which were listed as a "GOOD OPPORTUNITY. TO SPREAD THE DAO. AND ELEVATE KRIS. TO A GREATER STATE OF BEING." That's all of the new ones.
So glad your fear of my ability to embarrass you outweighs anything else, little sis.
B33 < fuck yeah!
It is fight night. Allow me to go through my paperwork.
I cannot believe I am witnessing this "Lord English" attempting to steal my boyfriend.
"sorry, I can't service you. My girlfriend says no"
I am a possessive creature, it is known.
I know! It is one of the things I like most about you!
The third application has no contact, and is just full of cat faces. It is also, needless to say, denied.
this doesn't really surprise me, no
I suppose the polite thing to do would be to post these instead of merely cold-calling with a yes or no. Applicant no. 2, @infiniteProxy Power level was listed at: Archmage or Minor Deiform (minimal damage to surrounding area) When prompted to decribe themselves as a combatant, the applicant said: "beam attack." The desired bout is to the yield. Reason for the requested duel: "beam attack." Why I should permit said duel: "beam attack." While the applicant does understand the terms, this form was incredibly poorly filled out, and as such, is denied. Please feel free to try again with a more earnest showing of intent.
awww. but... beam attack...
okay! yay!
The truly incredible part about fulfilling this... "blackrom" thing, for Kris, is the things he says don't vex me very much, however, Greater Multiversal Events are his fault often. And then I am grateful my hair is already silver and I'm going to strangle him.
Oh, is that a promise, my beloathed?
Kris went to so much trouble for a man who cannot procure his own trousers?
If I was a less dignified person it would be mildly amusing to post my chest today. Alas.
Lady Nabil Translator Note: Cheila has no tits at all, because she lopped them off.
Apparently Kris is letting his wife and me decide who he is allowed to fight in the future, because I was upset he keeps fighting people to the death and despite our differences, Scamp and I needs must gang up on him sometimes. Is is. Something I would open a google form for.
Kris is grounded because he behaved poorly and then immediately after the fact requested I be more demanding of him. I have graciously obliged.
Velvet and Kris keep calling Velvet's... situation the King in Green in the group chat. I want everyone to know this.
FUCKING BITES YOU
I do not "lurk like a Panopticon." I have a job and it is more important than posting on a social media website largely populated by those more than 500 years my junior.
nah.i.lurk.in.the.panopticon.that.shits.my.mind.palace ooooooohmmmmmm ooooooohhmmmmmmmmm oooooooohhhhmmmmmmm
I suppose you, specifically, may consider yourself potentially observed and scrutinized for wrongdoing at all times. If it pleases you.
lady.(or.dude.or.nonbinary.person.i.dunno.your.species.gender.shit).my.ass.is.always.observed I.had.thirty.people.watching.last.time.i.got.intimate.with.a.toyota.corrola,.shit.crushed.my.spine,.best.tuesday.ive.had.in.sweeps
(Lady is correct enough for your purposes.) Then nothing should change then. You may enjoy a lingering awareness of my observation and mild disdain for your behaviour at your leisure.
hell.yeah.ill.keep.one.of.my.bodies.twerking.just.for.your.pleasure maybe.another.can.play.subway.surfers.you'd.love.that.game
Fascinating. Truly, a predictable yet altogether lacklustre outcome. Mortals are such... creatures.
I'm truly unsure what Velvet and Kris see in this particular... digital salon. But I suppose one does not want for. Hm. Novelty. Here.
the novelty is a big part of it, yes.
I'm having so much fun, yes. It has become substantially MORE fun in the past couple days, too, you know.
oh, you know. some people whose company I enjoy immensely are here now.
later! I'm still playing on social media!
Velvet is going to get cut in half again. I believe.
Oh, goodness, no. I wore my brass knuckles.
Ugh! Insufferable. ♠️.
One must try to have standards for their partners, no?
It is good to know the brass knuckles don't cut it for you. I'll be sure to use the fancy diamond tipped spear next time.