Lady Nabil.
@fromtheHeavens
Let me state that I am here under duress. Opinions do not necessarily reflect Mirran policy.
I think I'll be grounded forever
We Will Enslave The Very Gods Of The Multiverse One At A Time. You Cannot Stop Clockwork Inc For We Are Everywhere At All Times. From Earth C To Alternia Y. we Are Everywhere. #cw-slavery
Out of simple curiosity, did you do any risk assessment prior to posting.
Yes.
Dearie, You Have No Idea Who We Are.
Oh, make no mistake, I have precious little care for who you are or what you do. I have a real job. I am merely observing the paracausal hornet's nest you've opted to drop at your feet.
Will Kris ever be free from being grounded?
The prognosis is not good.
NOT IF I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
I cannot believe I am witnessing this "Lord English" attempting to steal my boyfriend.
"sorry, I can't service you. My girlfriend says no"
I am a possessive creature, it is known.
I suppose the polite thing to do would be to post these instead of merely cold-calling with a yes or no. Applicant no. 2, @infiniteProxy Power level was listed at: Archmage or Minor Deiform (minimal damage to surrounding area) When prompted to decribe themselves as a combatant, the applicant said: "beam attack." The desired bout is to the yield. Reason for the requested duel: "beam attack." Why I should permit said duel: "beam attack." While the applicant does understand the terms, this form was incredibly poorly filled out, and as such, is denied. Please feel free to try again with a more earnest showing of intent.
awww. but... beam attack...
The truly incredible part about fulfilling this... "blackrom" thing, for Kris, is the things he says don't vex me very much, however, Greater Multiversal Events are his fault often. And then I am grateful my hair is already silver and I'm going to strangle him.
Oh, is that a promise, my beloathed?
EVIL Kris be like I hate fighting to the death
Do you think posting shit like this is why you're grounded
I don't think it is the posting I do think it is the doing
Rephrase, do you think posting shit like this is possibly going to extend your sentence
Oh, maybe. I had assumed it was indefinite, honestly
Oh, she did in fact make a Google form to vet my sparring partners. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFNF5KO_LrRpUyn2kfu3QBhp9YYdX7MAUjtBMp473kRceJog/viewform Go fill it out, yeah? Also thank you for your hard work in making this, @fromtheHeavens
I would be a poor ruler if I did not fulfill the desires of my subjects.
COMPUTER, PATCH ME IN TO THE LIGHT EMPRESS. IT'S TROLL NIC CAGE NIGHT AND SHE'S FUCKING LATE. AGAIN.
Is there a Time... Regent, who might be able to suitably chastise her.
THE TIME EMPRESS IS ENTIRELY TOO FUCKING MOROSE TO BE DOING SHIT RIGHT NOW. I REALLY SHOULD CHECK IN ON HER...
I'm kind★ bummed ★bout my fight being c★nceled. 50/50 on if I show up. Why'd Kris h★ve to go ★nd be heroic ★nd b★d★ss?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THEY CALLED ME A 'GOD KING'. I'M THE FUCKING BLOOD EMPEROR, NOT A KING. THAT'D IMPLY I WAS THE ONLY PERSON RUNNING THIS FUCKING PLACE AND A HEARTY 'FUCK OFF' TO THAT.
"Blood Emperor" is in fact a loftier title implying the exact same thing with an air of violence, I fear.
IT'S HARDLY MY FAULT THAT MY TITLE CAME OUT LIKE THAT. IF YOU TAKE ISSUE WITH IT, TALK TO GAMZEE AS THE 'RAGE EMPEROR'. WE JUST TOOK OUR ASPECTS AND THEN GAVE OURSELVES THE ROLES WE DESERVE.
... So it's an Oligarchy and it would be more accurate to call you perhaps Senators. And you just opted to be Emperors because the title sounded better?
WE'RE EMPERORS BECAUSE, ADMITTEDLY, WE WERE 7 WHEN WE PICKED THE TITLES AND THEY JUST KIND OF STUCK. BUT YES, OLIGARCHY IS CORRECT. WE ALL HAVE A SAY IN THE WAY THE PLANET IS RUN, AND WE PUT SHIT TO VOTES AMONGST EACH OTHER. IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, WHICHEVER SIDE *I'M* ON TENDS TO BE THE ONE THAT WE GO WITH.
As someone who's stuck with "Grand Princess" due to the decisions of her grandmother, I can empathize with having a somewhat unfortunate designation. Interesting. Most setups would not opt for an even number of senators for that reason in specific. May I ask why you've been given tiebreaker designation?
I WAS THE LEADER DURING OUR SGRUB SESSION AND EVERYONE, FOR SOME COMPLETELY PARADOXICAL FUCKING REASON, TRUSTS ME TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES. IT'S LED TO SOME CONTENTION, BUT ULTIMATELY WE'RE A COHESIVE UNIT. I *FOUGHT* FOR THIS UNITY AND GOD DAMN IT I'M GOING TO FUCKING UTILIZE IT.
I haven't the foggiest what an "SGRUB session" is, but I will assume it is some manner of difficult trial in which you proved your mettle as a leader. Congratulations are in order, then, since council-based government without a de-facto supreme ruler is difficult to maintain.
It is rather difficult to rule a nation without some sense. Not as difficult perhaps as it ought to be, looking at some of my neighbours, but difficult.
I'm just Kris. Anything else I'd say fuck this
Well, that's not quite true, Lord Leon.