[O] Oh. Yes.] [S] Shrimp taped inside of boss' computer shell have been removed.] [C] Could not risk their discovery.] [T] Two wipes. Smell was atrocious. Informed boss that I could not in fact smell anything.] [A] Apparently he believes that said smell was himself, as entire outer office has been filled with fine cloud of cologne for days.] [P] Possible lung damage?]
expensive or cheap cologne
you are so awesome man this rules proud of you perfect prank is the kind nobodie finds out about
Great Success. #positive
[A] Assuming expensive given his taste.] [H] However even fine cologne becomes horrific in huge quantity.]
[O] Ouch. Oof. My lungs.] [W] Will consider further actions.]
[B] But at what cost.] [MISC.] 🤔]
worth it to make your boss insecure as fuck about his scent
true! but if its only for two wipes you're almost certainly fine. unless he takes this to mean its working. then you better invest in a gas mask