@aspiringPessimist — #eridanweek
Google, How Do I Get Out Of An Nda. #eridanweek
What The Fuck Did She Put In My Mouth. #eridanweek #substances
I Am Having A Great Time At #eridanweek. In Fact, I Am Not Terrified Even A Little Bit.
My Sustained Post-alcohol Headache Unfortunately Prevents Me From Attending #eridanweek Today. Someone Else Will Need To Take Up The Mantle Of Posting Poorly Timed Nudes Tonight. #nsfw
A Bitchfight Has Broken Out On Stage At #eridanweek.
I Should Not Be Drinking After My Last Outburst. Luckily There Is No Jadeblood To Convince Me To Overdrink For Her Pleasure Though, So I Promise To Pace Myself. #nsfw #substances #eridanweek
Currently Selling The #yaoipaddle Audio For 500 Caegar. #nsfw #eridanweek
This Cake Human Is Getting The Sense Beaten Into Him At #eridanweek. #rumbleindastands
* Several Images Of Dirk And Jake Are Attached To The Post, Most Of Them Shaky And A Few Of Them Blurred With Oil, But They're Somewhat Clearly The Two Men Of The Hour Pinning Each Other On Stage. There Are Even More Blurry Close Ups Of Jake's Hairy, Oiled Chest That Are Somehow Even More Blurry Than The Others.* I Take Back Everything I've Ever Said About #eridanweek. Thank You Sweet, Merciful Mothergrub. #nsfw Ish
If You've Removed Your Shirt, Send Me Your Location Within The Arena. Not To Take Pictures Of You, But To Replace Your Shirt With A Fresh One. #eridanweek #nsfw? #youdecide
My Trollkenstocks Are Covered In Oil. #eridanweek #somehownotnsfw
Hhhhhsjhh. #eridanweek #nsfw
The Space On My Palmhusk Has Been Entirely Filled With Photographs Of The Green One On His Knees. #eridanweek
Not Enough Of You Are Oiled Up In Celebration Of The Event. #eridanweek
The Oil Provided At #eridanweek Is Hardly Enough To Soak Even One Indigoblood, Much Less Multiple. The Security Breaches Recently Must Have Cost Crockercorp More Than Initially Thought.
What Do Eridans Even Do At #eridanweek? Is Only The Prime Celebrated? I Would Ask For An Invite But I Would Prefer To Use My Imagination And Misinformation From Strangers.
Jovial Handjobs Have Returned In The People's Time Of Need At #eridanweek. The Drones Cannot Stop Me From Uplifting The Masses. #nsfw
Reminder That My Trampoline Is Safe, Secured, And I Am Able To #bounceonit Safely While You All Tremble With Fear At #eridanweek.
We Unfortunately Have To Cancel The Jovial Handjob Station Due To Another Security Breach At #eridanweek. #nsfw
In Opposition To The Enemy, I Will Be Giving Jubilant Handies At #eridanweek #nsfw
The Fools Partaking In #eridanweek Are Unaware That I Have A Trampoline I Bought With My Fat Stax, Which I Can Enjoy Without The Danger Of Being Trampled.