↗️WHEN I AM ENGAGING IN THE MOST BASE LEVEL, DROLLING CONVERSATION WITH MY LESSER↗️ ↘️corporate rival, @assistMint ↘️ ↗️I AM REMINDED OF A PARTICULAR SCENE, FROM A FILM I HAVE NOT WATCHED, NOR SEEK TO WATCH.↗️ ↘️as it would consume a large majority of my 9-5-9 office hours.↘️ ↗️HE, HOWEVER, SEEMS CONTENTED TO QUANDER HIS NIGHT ON MENIAL TASKS.↗️ ↘️see below.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fc6c276a27d.jpg ↗️
No. You guys are kidding me. This isn'⟡ a real person, surely ==⟢
It's just. He would probably kill you.
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- LOL. What are you even talking about, bro. Why would I blow mmy waking hours by actually WATCHING that stuff. 🤣🤣🤣 Everyone knows I use all sixteen of mmy viewports in mmy Workflow. Every single one of themm commes in Handy for mmy warpspeed deliverables rate. - Are you like one of those slack jawed pupas who need to have "GrubTub" or "GrooveTube" open and delivering a side of accessory attention-sludge with every mmeal? 😆 It sounds like it. Is that why you're projecting onto mme again? 😂😂😂☝️☝️
- Haha. What? 😀
↗️DO NOT EVEN TRY TO BRING THAT VILE NONSENSE ONTO THIS POST.↗️ ↘️you know i literally do not operate with any exterior task open.↘️ ↗️MY BULBS ARE TRAINED TO THE EVER-SHIFTING DISPLAYS OF THE TRADING FLOOR, MY RETINAS ADHERED TO EVERY FLORESCENT SCREEN THAT MAY CLUE US INTO WHAT INVESTMENT IS MOST VIABLE.↗️ ↘️there is no grubtube or scuttlesurfers playing in the foreground.↘️ ↗️ALL SERIOUS BUSINESS.↗️ ↘️you literally cannot even conceptualize it.↘️ ↗️AT YOUR BIG AGE TOO.↗️
- I don't even know what those things ARE. 😲 I'mm so locked in, it literally sounds like you are mmaking up fake things to be distracted by. LOL! - Also, that is such a freaking lie. Clearly you have an glance nug trained on an errant Chittr window. Because you've quite literally been squatting in mmy mmentions/incomming inbox. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
↘️you are literally so starved for attention that you will say anything to get me into your aforementioned incoming box.↘️ ↗️YOUR CUSTODIAN SHOULD BE PERSONALLY ADMONISHED FOR LEAVING YOU SO NEGLECTED THAT YOU FEEL THE URGE TO ACT LIKE THIS.↗️ ↘️on a public forum, no less.↘️ ↗️PEOPLE ARE GOING TO ASSUME THAT YOU ARE DESPERATE, MISTER MINTYL.↗️ ↘️your pityfarming is literally too much for me.↘️
- Meanwhile, half the timme YOU'RE the one instigating all those notifications for mmy review. ☝️😂😂😂 Let's not forget your part in this, bro! You attribute half the mmeans for mmy response! - You know, accusing mme of "pityfarmming" only mmakes it look like you're thinking about pitying mme. Holy mmixed mmessages, Aiaray. 🤣🤣 - Should we take this up the officeblock chain of commmmand? Because your Chits are all screamming, "holy freaking mmoly! Intermmediary NEEDED!" 👏👏
↘️you would literally never survive a single meeting with inhumane resources.↘️ ↗️YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY HOPE TO UNDERSTAND THE DEPTHS OF MY DEVOTION TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️to corporate.↘️ ↗️I COULD NOT HELP BUT NOTICE YOU ARE DEVOTING AN UNTOLD AMOUNT OF TIME TO ATTEMPTING TO ANTAGONIZE ME.↗️ ↘️i could not help but notice that you are desperately vying for my ganderbulbs on your slacklustre responses, despite your presence on the clock.↘️ ↗️I BET YOU ARE IN THE LITTLE WIGGLER'S ROOM, SITTING UPON THE LOADGAPER, TYPING AS WE SPEAK.↗️ ↘️i have already procured another contract with a securities agency in another window, all while typing this.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE LITERALLY SO INSOLENT, IT IS SHAMEFUL.↗️