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just got out the shower and i can't find a single towel in here so i'll have to use the air dryer to dry up. i guess you say i need someone to blow m- no never mind this sucks. i'm stupid i'm never posting on here again. i'm crawling away into a little cave and staying there forever now #suggestive

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>--D=Wouldn't=it=take=significantly=longer=for=someone=to=dry=you=off=using=their=mouth=considering=the=difference=in=blowing=power=between=a=throat=chute=and=the=air=dryer=:?//<

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

you are not stupid jade. are you alright, did something happen? if you need someone to talk to please do not hesitate to reach out.

well yes that's true but "i need someone to blow me off using an air dryer as that is the most optimal and effective way to get me dry" is not as good of a line :/

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>--D=Oh=was=this=a=pickup=line=of=some=sort=I=apologise=I=am=pretty=bad=at=spotting=those=although=I=am=working=on=it=haha=:///<

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no need to be sorry we all make mistakes like that!! i'll try to make it a little more clear next time

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>--D=Thank=you=but=no=need=to=make=up=for=my=lack=of=social=ability=lady=Jade=:)//<

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