actually, they do not need to be human. i wvwould wvwager a fewvw trolls i could find could massage my aching, scarred back better than humans can. the last post can allowvw alternians as wvwell. no beforans. no exceptions.
Kind -o-o-f sad that y-o-o-u need t-o-o- get -o-o-n Chittr t-o-o- s-o-o-licit this kinda thing!
it isn't soliciting, but i'm going to pretend that you are blissfully unawvware of about half the depravwed, degenerate, sex peddling posts i see on this wvwebsite on the nightly. you must be blind, or stupid. maybe both? in any case, it's not soliciting so much as it is putting a bottle out in the wvwater and allowvwing it to return wvwith a note. it's honestly the same as making a business inquiry. one day, perhaps you'll understand the intricacies. try to keep up until then.
I suppose it is entirely plausi8le that our sister society, however malefic and twisted as she may 8e, has managed to progress the mediculler's craft 8y signific8nt strides. I somehow dou8t this, however, and feel your intentional discrimin8tion against an entire altern8tive source of aid for that which ails you indic8tes that you are, perhaps, less in need than you portray yourself as!
N-o-o-t blind -o-o-r stupid, simply n-o-o-t l-o-o--o-o-king at the p-o-o-sts I d-o-o-n't want t-o-o- l-o-o--o-o-k at. Y-o-o-ur nasty attitude will get y-o-o-u N-O-O- back rubs!!
alright. i hope you are noting my lack of suffering. maybe my.... sexy indifference? i could strike. a pose, if you need the highlighting.
Y-o-o-u're trying t-o-o--o-o- hard t-o-o- make me care that y-o-o-u d-o-o-n't care. I think this is where we g-o-o- -o-o-ur separate ways, Dualscar! -o-o-
you see, the key lies in the shades of grey. i knowvw you beforans tend to think in black and wvwhite, so i wvwill spell this out simply for one of coddled, pan wvwashed simplicity such as yourself. i am not in need of anything. i do desire, yes, a pair of soft hands rubbing my aching muscles. i do not wvwant them to be of beforan source because evwery beforan i havwe met i find such a thorough disagreement wvwith that it alwvways ends in bickering or messier things. like killing. wvwith the exception of twvwo, evwer. because it isn't a neee, but a wvwant, i can afford to maintain my standards and not stoop to the pitiful belly scrapin levwel of an injured bed ridden psycophant wvwho cannot havwe any say in wvwho givwes him his sponge bath. a sight i am sure you are familiar wvwith. that being said, i do havwe one more thing to say. for all that your message infuriates in me. it sounds like.... disappointment. honestly, lamplady swvwansong, do you find yourself hurt that you wvwere rejected out of hand? i could be persuaded to trying to allowvw your hands to find themselvwes here. all you havwe to do is ask.
goodbye, wvwhoevwer your are. wvwhatevwer your name is. please, do take your asinine pandering to someone else's post so you can complain about wvwhat they wvwrite rather than contribute anything meaningful yourself. bye bye.