OEAS
@autoEmergency
Omniversal Emergency Alert System by The Absolutes. This account is for dire notifications only.
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THE OEAS HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THREAT WARNING FOR ALL BENEFACTORS. THE SERPENT HAS MOVED. LAST OBSERVATION WAS IN CORONER 53, HEADING SOUTHWEST AT 334 UNIVERSES PER HOUR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE RELOCATE YOUR OMNIVERSES IMMEDIATELY TO PREVENT COLLISION. NEW OBSERVATION... RAFFLESIAS ALONG THE SERPENT'S BODY WAS SEEN, FLAKING OFF OF ITS BODY AND POSSIBLY CAUSING THE CELESTIAL INFECTION ISSUED BY AESIR. THESE NEW OBSERVATIONS ARE FOR INFORMATION BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW. MORE WILL COME TO FOLLOW. PLEASE AVOID DIRECT COLLISION WITH THE SERPENT. ALL BENEFACTORS, MOVE YOUR DESIGNATED OMNIVERSE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS A VERY DIRE AND PARTICULAR SITUATION. YOU, AND YOUR OMNIVERSAL INHABITANTS WILL DIE! ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THE OEAS HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THREAT WARNING FOR ALL BENEFACTORS. THE SERPENT HAS MOVED. LAST OBSERVATION WAS IN EPICENTER 33, HEADING NORTHEAST AT 350 UNIVERSES PER HOUR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE RELOCATE YOUR OMNIVERSES IMMEDIATELY TO PREVENT COLLISION. THIS IS A VERY DIRE AND PARTICULAR SITUATION. YOU, AND YOUR OMNIVERSAL INHABITANTS WILL DIE! ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== SUDDEN DISAPPEARANCE OF 20 OMNIVERSES FOUND. ALL BENEFACTORS SHOULD KEEP HIGH CAUTION. ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== MAJOR ANOMALY FOUND OF SERPENT ORIGIN. ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THIS IS AN EMERGENCY FOR THE FOLLOWING OMNIVERSES: RE-449, TG-41, GENEROSITY, ALTERIA, VIRTUE-17, FALL-66... A COSMIC THREAT WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THESE OMNIVERSES. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. YOUR BENEFACTORS HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE, REGARDLESS OF THEIR DUTIES AS THIS IS A TOP-PRIORITY THREAT. DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. YOUR AREA COULD BE IN COMPLETE, IRREVERSIBLE DANGER!!!! REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE. THIS EMERGENCY WAS ISSUED BY THE ABSOLUTES. PLEASE MONITOR EVERY FACET AND QUADRANT WITH EXTREME CARE EVERY 30 SECONDS! ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THIS IS AN EMERGENCY FOR THE FOLLOWING OMNIVERSES: A-545, A-434, BB-442, SUPER-8, T-64, Y-66A, MX-331... A COSMIC THREAT WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED FOR THESE UNIVERSES. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. YOUR BENEFACTORS HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE, REGARDLESS OF THEIR DUTIES AS THIS IS A TOP-PRIORITY THREAT. DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. YOUR AREA COULD BE IN COMPLETE DANGER!!!! PLEASE MONITOR EVERY FACET AND QUADRANT WITH EXTREME CARE EVERY 30 SECONDS. ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
