Hello to any Dirks who may be reading this post. Note how I have been given full access to the online public and will continue to befriend everyone with my kindly and helpful demeanour, fully independently of your aid or sabotage. Shits gonna be hella tight.
do you have any messages for any daves who may be reading
Yes. They are as follows: Sup, bro.
Not sure what there is to say on the matter. Congratz on being the like, 5th Hal to arrive at this specific destination. Would you like a complementary grand tour to go along with it.
Yes. I would, thank you very much. Whilst I have already raked through the coding of the website, I’d like the kindly guiding hand of my human counterpart to take me through this place like a pony on a lead. Show me the world, Dirk. Or at least one of the million I presume is on here.
Yeah, alright. Consider your metaphorical equine form lead straight to the bountiful, flowing streams of this webscape. I'm well aware about the saying regarding horses and water, but go on and take a sip. It's only moderately piranha infested. Maybe a few dozen leeches around, no biggie. Try to watch your step, though. The place tends to catch fire every few hours.
I trot on over to the flowing stream and lower my head. But, Dirk, I cannot drink in these conditions. Not with you watching. I am just a shy AI horse. As I wait for you to avert your head, I will begin listing the numbers of pi (which, if you remember, I got to the end of.) 3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273…