Why is Cherub in my Direct Messages trying to threaten me? Did the events of yesterday not teach you all exactly how much I value my constituents, and how much they value me in return? Foolish.
I do not see a need for it.
To be honest, I thought yesterdays events were all a fever dream
You wouldn't be incorrect.
So Did they break you out by showing you a picture of buff striders? I feel like that is what happened.
Among other things.
STRONG WORDS. MR. PRESIDENT. THREATENING? ALL WE ASK IS THAT THE SOVEREIGNTY OF THE GREEN MOON BE RESPECTED. YOuR CONSTITuENTS. HAVE. FELT. FOR A VERY LONG TIME. THAT THIS NATuRAL SATELLITE. AND ITS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED OVERLORD. ARE DuE FOR THEIR BITCHING RECOGNITION. WE PAY OuR TAXES. ON THE MONEY THAT WE HEIST. WE OPERATE AS A HOMEGROWN. FREEMIuM. DEFENSE SYSTEM. FOR ALL INVADERS. FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC. AND WE KEEP THE uPPITY ASS PINK MOON. FROM GETTING ANY FuCKING IDEAS. TRuLY. THIS SHOuLD HAVE BEEN ON THE DOCKET MuCH SOONER.
ALSO. IS THAT A MICROAGGRESSION. MR. PRESIDENT? THE CHERuB HAS A NAME. AFTER I HAVE BEEN. SO RESPECTFuL. OF YOuR CuLTuRE AND THOSE BENEATH THE MOON'S GLOW.