>biannual jadeblood appreciation festivity hits >the dash instantly infested with wet wipes from every conceivable caste and intergalactic denomination crying about how their lusii allegedly dropped them on the soft spot of their nugbones during pupation >LOLOLOL >tfw an entire civilization of genetic dead ends has become so terminally comfort-poisoned that the barest hint of adolescent hardship gets treated like a generational atrocity worthy of twelve sweep-long pity campaigns and public mourning rituals >mfw my own lusus tried to fucking eat me when i was a wriggler and i STILL turned out functional enough to point and laugh at this nonstop parade of malformed self-pity addicts >get a grip you spineless fucking larvae LOLOLOL >also hello jade blood population >all cavedwellers get a free ticket to BLOW ME through my jorts >happy holidays
make sure tΰ» wβpe yΰ»ur mΰ»uth after yΰ»u fβnβsh deep thrΰ»atβng yΰ»ur ΰ»wn bulge lmfaΰ» #nsfw
>PLAY THE TRUMPETS >TFW WE GOT OUR FIRST INCOMPETENT >consider not having the posture pole of a literal fucking blobfish before you lip off at me
>another of the #Neglected piping up >who would have guessed >it keeps happening >it will never stop happening >BOO get scared it is me YOUR ABUSIVE PUPAHOOD BOOOOO