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@spontaneousStratagem[SS]

|| SPENT ALL NIGHT LOOKING FOR A REPORT I’M 99% DOESN’T EVEN EXIST | I CHECKED EVERY PAPER IN MY OFFICE | NOTHING | LOOKED IN EVERY DRAWER AND UNDER MY OWN FUCKING CHAIR | NOTHING | CALLED EVERY SINGLE SQUAD MATE THAT COULD’VE POSSIBLY WALKED IN | NOPE NOBODY TOUCHED ANYTHING | WHICH MEANS I’VE JUST SPENT MY WHOLE NIGHT OFF IN MY OFFICE LOOKING FOR A FUCKING FABLE OF A REPORT | I’M GOING TO LOSE MY DAMN MIND | AND THE BEST PART IS ||| I HAVE ACTUAL WORK TOMORROW!!! | FUUUUUUUUUUCK EVERYTHING! | OVER ||

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Want me to head over and have a zmoke to calm the nervez?

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|| THIS IS WHY I SMOKE | THIS IS WHY I SMOKE A LOT | OVER ||

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|| I ||| WOULDN’T SAY NO TO THAT ACTUALLY | I CAN GET YOU A GUEST PASS TO COME ON BASE EASY ENOUGH | OR I COULD YOU MY HIVE ADDRESS AND MEET YOU THERE | OVER ||

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Zure. I think your hive iz beetter. Don't want your bozz to go nuclear on me.

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|| GOOD POINT | IM NOT SURE WHAT’S GOTTEN INTO HER SO LET’S KEEP THIS ONE TO OURSELVES | OVER ||

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@avidApiarist[AA]

Hard to keep any zecretz online, but zure.

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