♣ mediated by @awaitedRevolution
[@#ULINARYLOVER JU$T KI$$ED YOU IN MY MIND I HOPE YOU FELT IT]
c< accept it, prObably >c
print("let it happen") print("its free publicity")
print("https://media1.tenor.com/m/ic8rwrhyrqmaaaac/21jump-street-jonah-hill.gif")
>=>}Ask For More Yuri, Maybe Even Genderbent Yaoi Too. -9-
☆ i finally managed to take a pic! it took so long to work this stupid device i found... https://i.postimg.cc/XYVm7W29/itsme.png ★
refreshing to see someone publicly being a bigger pervert than i ever am even during my orgasm livechits #nsfw #dashwatching
I mean you look like you could be an accessory for someone's desktop if you wanted
Little bit
print("sure man give me the stroke by stroke live commentary while you’re at it or something")
Yeah
print("i should carry around a little speaker with us everywhere so when i enter a room i can play my iconic jingle or sousthing")
Out of all things I thought I might see, Troll Karl Marx was the last thing I could ever think of seeing today.
︻デ═一 let5 ju5t 5ay the f0g 15 c0m1ng. and by the f0g. let5 ju5t 5ay. my bulge #n5fw
don't have a rotary cooling guster nearby sorry
yes 1 rel4te s0 much h4h4 ♪͙͘͡ ★
[I ZAY]--> They're back....Yay. :) I ztill d𖦹 n𖦹t kn𖦹w their name, 𖦹r h𖦹w they fully l𖦹𖦹k like. (I d𖦹n't think my inferi𖦹r, tr𖦹ll mind c𖦹uld c𖦹mprehend any 𖦹f th𖦹ze either way.) But that'z 𖦹k. :) Heheheh. Alright. I will be 𖦹ffline f𖦹r a while.
︻デ═一 d0nt even ment10n the guy and he 5t1ll pre55e5 h15 grubby fr0nd5 0nt0 the hate butt0n. 5eem5 50me0ne 15 de5perate #vaguep05t1ng #deff0fl1rt1ng
︻デ═一 50rry f0r be1ng h0rny all the t1me my lu5u5 k1nda neglected me #d0ntp1tyme #cw-trauma #vent
print("thanks bud ill make sure to share sous with you next tius!") print("it'll be a date!")
︻デ═一 they 5h0uld make 0nah0le5 f0r th05e n0t ble55ed 1n the bulge #n5fw
print("yeah i know they get more absurd each tius its strange")
Sigh. Okay. Hello everybody. I'm present. Waves around. Anyone miss me haha? Whatever. I have been doing well. Left the cabin in the woods after I got patched up by some kind travelling mediculler or whatever. Yet I'm still FUCKING HIDING UUGGHH. Just in back alleys rather than a dingy shack in the forest, is all. Bluhgh. Not like ANYONE will FUCKING CARE! FUCK! YOU ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!!! I AM WASTING MY PRECIOUS TIME EVEN BOTHERING BEING HERE!!!!! FUCK
︻デ═一 1m already hav1ng 1nappr0pr1ate th0ught5 15 th15 n0rmal #vaguep05t1ng #n5fw
[I ZAY]--> I ztill lament what happened yezterday. But one needz to learn to let go. I don't know who needz to hear thiz, but. Holding onto failed relationzhipz will only hurt you more. Coincidencez aren't real. If you two didn't work out, it waz probably becauze you zimply aren't meant for eachother, and that iz okay. Zo let go and continue living. #Quadpozting #advice? Zort of.
.BeRu n rO .Bg gAnJ V .LnQ RaB AbFeRc qBbT N Ro bG GaNj v
strokin my hip bone like its my bulge #nsfww
︻デ═一 5t0p that. and anyway5 1d be the 0ne 0n t0p
︻デ═一 l1ke th15 15 y0u have a cru5h 0n me! p1ty th15 1f y0u want t0 bec0me fr1end5... med1ate th15 1f y0u th1nk 1'm c00l! and hate th15 1f y0u want me t0 d1e :/ #cw-deaththreat #1gue55
>>| you can be .an .acquaintance for me.
[ON MY KNEE$ BEGGING TO $HOWER TOGETHER THERE$ A WATER DROUGHT IN #ALIFORNIA!!!! #REFEREN#E #THEFIR$TPARTI$TRUETHOUGH]
|ts my descdendAt :(
︻デ═一 y0ur head5 1n the way 0f my m1nd / and by the way 1m f1ne / but 1m a l1ar / and 1m try1ng #lyr1c-p05t1ng #cw-vent
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ 𝑨ll Er⚕d𝒶ns 𝑨re Very ☾ute! 𝑨nd Qu⚕te, Er, "b𝒶sed"! H𝒶 H𝒶 H𝒶. ≈:)
:33 < *ac drags in this ship like a cat proudly presenting its latest kill* x33 < the furst of many #chittrships posts https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d1e57438969.png
my cod im so blazin horny i could stick a speculum in ya #nsfww
a shit that makes you scream is the male orgasm #nsfww #idblockmetoo
Im finally out of da hozpital n back in mah hive yay Ok Goodbye im actually gonna do it thiz time but like i mean it :3
im not gonna say its hard to get my globes in a vvise grip but the problem therein lies wwith getting my globes OUT #nsfww
Woke up and hez ztill at it alright i dont think i care anymore but. Dont you have anything better to do? #dazhwatching #vaguepozting #directpozting
>>| .i .am not pathetic! this .is my mental health .issue you bulgesucker talk blaster twerp! #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health #vagueposting
im crawling all over the screen scratching it up
၄⋆၃ i miss that shrimp already fuxxxxkxkkkkkk it tasted so good
I think we're missing another quadrant what's the one for when your two concupiscent mates hate each other platonically got me feeling like this
omfg ken ashcorp is so cringe wtf. gooner music.
i seen that some fuckers liked that joke with my name. just proved my point. i knew people hated me.
-- tOmtOrd? never heard Of them. -->
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO. >:B
Personally I Think That Hitting Anyone Is Wrong! At Least Kill Them Instantly To Save Them The Humiliation Of Having Their Beautiful Face Ruined By Your... Brute Fists!!! ☆*・ﾟ
do not fumble. do not fumble. do not fumble. #vagueposting
-- pretty sure matt's lOst his mind. which tends tO happen, i guess. -->
I Can Treat You Better. ☆*・ﾟ
-- what the hell is a pOrk sOda? -->
my horny ass shOUld not be a mEchanIc. still am OnE thOUgh. #nsfw
၄⋆၃ as a soxiety i think we need to eat more shrimp this shit good as fuxxxxxxxkkkkkkkkk #shrimp
aw wholesome
dont say it eridan i knoww you really wwanna say it
BREAKING NEWS: Gaslighting isn't real, we're not gaslighting you right now because it's not real. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
What are the logistics of swapping spit with a dude your brain conjured up? I mean all things considered would it be arrogant or maybe a little pathetic to tongue wrestle my own thoughts? This is a genuine inquiry considering im being held at proverbial gunpoint to give the man-ghost-fellow a smooch in exchange for some peace and quiet.
tch.
>B] word up its hashtag tittytuesday ima need all da birds 2 pull up dey tops n start swingin dem mfs round like fuckin nunchaku bruh >B] >B] no idgaf if u got a bra on >B] >B] no i also do nawt gaf if u think dis shit is misogenie >B] >B[ let da hoes show dey spheres u fuckin bum ass nerd ass no nook havin ass goopy geek ass fuckin losers >B[ >B[ u fucked up 4 tryna keep a bitch from floppin da shi da mama g gave her >B[ >B[ ion fw bigotry >B[ >B] but i do fw hawt chix >B] >B] get it goin chat >B]
▲i havent held a naked girl by the chin while she cries from the pain after I put a cigarette out in her palm in way too long and its starting to affect me i guess▼ #nsfw
My foolish coworkers have no idea that I’m going to betray them and rule the world on my own! #relatable #work
/| I Need To Fucking Shower After You So I Can Detangle My Hair You Pile Of Lusus Shit |\
Okay WOW that's actually the first ever insult that actually hurt a 8it. You should know I'm 8etter than that at least! >::::T
︻デ═一 H0W D1D HE F1ND ME #VAGUEP05T #1M5H1TT1NGBR1CK5
Oh yeah? What're you gonna do, piss in my Cheerios or something?
wWw aw cute :) wWw
Smash, next question.
HEY DUDEMAN! I'M A DUUUUUUUUDEMAN!!!!!!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/882c1305cece.gif
girLL heLLp theyre fLLirting in my post about feeding deLLivery guys to my scary forest
--- |hello people in my palmhusk I mean the palmhusk it's not actually mine I'm just allowed to use it but they let me have it again for a little bit whilst agh ngh ow I I wait for them to bring me my nutrition paste I really hope I don't throw it up again it feels like my digestion sack is eating itself oh I'm so hungry ((#cw-vomit mention #abuse implied))| _____
yeah idk how this site works and e\/ery other colors unreadable regardless of whate\/er settings i put in you should maybe get better standards for your company outside of how they utilize a barely functioning website
can barely read your text color + you are meaningless to me and the uni\/erse around you
it pisses me OFF why does it have TWO MEANINGS AND THEY MEAN OPPOSITE THINGS
tracin the shape a my scoliotic curvvature wwith your girlish prong
cartoon east alternian foids swwappin spit kawwaiiely on my timeline hrrrrrngh
You look as if the moment you invite anyone over, you'd tell them to take off their socks and upon them leaving the room you'd rush over and start sniffing them vehemently like a wriggler trying to maul apart a fresh 8ottle of Elmer's glue. There, happy? Or did you want something else? ::::)
feelin like a real lobotomite
Like god intended. I type everything I say with a straight face.
typed this with a totally straight face by the way
>>| .i buy two robot cleaners from groomba. modify them with some lethal tools .and let them loose. let's see who will stand .a winner .in this fight. #violence #robot-violence
0kay 0bjectively speaking? I've d0ne way w0rse things t0 unchained than hes ever d0ne t0 me F0r whatever thats w0rth
YOURE in her dms pinin for a taste of her forbidden fruit shes in MY dms treatin me despicably and callin me names wwe are not the same #nsfww
y0000 f1rst ch1t wuts up ch1ttr ♪͙͘͡ ★ 1s 1t g4y 2 l1sten 2 4yesh4 er0t1c4 ♪͙͘͡ ★
1m4g1ne c0unt1ng up s0 h1gh we w0uld eventu4lly get t0 “h0m0sexu4l1ll10n” 4nd then s4y th1ngs l1ke “my d1ck 1s 4 h0m0sexu4l1ll10n 1nches l0ng” 0r s4y1ng sh1t l1ke “th4t g4l4xy 1s 0ne h0m0 l0ng” 4nd then 4ll 0f the sp4ce 4str0n4uts sh1t themselves l4ugh1ng ♪͙͘͡ ★ 4m 1 e1nste1n 0r 4m 1 e1nste1n f0lks let me kn0w 1n the cumment sext10n d0wn bel0w ♪͙͘͡ ★ #nsfw #suggest1ve
ur 4 pussy UR 4 PUSSY H0E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E D1E ♪͙͘͡ ★ 20 m1rg41nes cursed up0n y0u FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♪͙͘͡ ★
new 4lbum 1n 4 sweeps guys ♪͙͘͡ ★
youre missing the entire fucking point go fuck yourself
O8viously didn't goon enough to the point of sleep deprivation, tch! Fucking coward.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f97b42ed2801.gif (^人^) Got it? ♫
youve heard it but are you really even fucking listening you conformist poser maybe open your fucking ears and youd understand what society really fucking is https://youtu.be/JDLnFbdxbwM?si=npXiOfdu5vQqQKsF
#yourgrain
ithgink im abdad dog :( #usbtsnce #usbtnace #sucbtnace #substance
call you a clownfish the way u be a hull fuckin joke
(҂⌣̀_⌣́) OH EM GEE, RIGHT??? ♫ (҂⌣̀_⌣́) But, like, whatever!!! My haters only become mediators because I'm kissing the husbando of success!!! ♫
Lott★ medi★tes from trolls th★t h★ve sh★dows ne★r them.
We'll see wh★t my sc★ry sh★dow friends h★ve to s★y ★bout th★t
YES I'M FUCKING SURE. TRUST ME
I WISH I WAS MORE INTACTED BECAUSE DAMN I COULD BE BAGGING A BADDIE RIGHT NOW
He Thinks He's Very Cute, And He Is, But Now I Have Plans For Him. We Will Be Putting Our Palmhusks Away. Goodlight, Chittr. #suggestive #nsfc #evilintent
[RIT#HY YOU DO NOT NEED TO WEAR LEATHER PANT$ YOU ARE GOING TO THE AQUARIUM UGH WHY I$ THI$ $O DIFFI#ULT]
Clown tits... #suggestive
>>| before .i get .into cocoon... something.
>>| bulge twist. #nsfw
၄⋆၃ "but im also not like polyamorous" fuxking sxratxh that too many attraxtive people question mark like hello i dont xare if you see other people oh my gog please ill be so good im well behaved :) i think im xute shout pole please ohhhhh my gog #suggestive #quadrants
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Σⴵrug. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
the чniverse is soooooo lчckY to have me
is it universal knowledge that me and dagger date.
Lowkey me right now.
the yearn i feel for him cannot be explained solely by words but only by actions by the way i would worship him just for existing he would never have to do anything for the rest of his entire lifespan for i would be there to worship him and do everything for him
this dreadful life i lead means nothing without him the only reason i still exist is to worship him fully and completely nothing matters without him #gothicyearning
ALONE WITH MY KISMESIS WE’RE GONNA CLASH. GENETIC MATERIAL ON MY FACE CALL THAT A CHUG SPLASH!!! #NSFW #BARS #MYSICKANDTWISTEDMIND
drummer od'ed during his solo really gotta admit, shoulda figured out him convulsin on the drum wasnt part of the act but the beat slapped #substance #death
i hate that, that made me smile. #vagueposting send chit.
i was trying to be vague but here you are pointing yourself out. aren’t you at practice? stop getting back on your palmhusk and focus?
v sad to hear about it whoever that might b
KEEP GOINGGGGG.
Well y0ur girls actually like y0u s0
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> D•nt call me that. Als•, l••ƙ ab•ve y•ur p•st. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
how do you figure out what quadrant you want somebody in? i get so confused..
Me? The handsome younger man with a quick an easy smile? Absolutely not.
i mean at least i do.
OH FUCK forgot about the lowwblood hussy i had in the cage by my slime and i aint been hivve in a couple wweeks rip bozo theyll make a feast for the gerblins #nsfww #gore
The painter I hired totally botched my portrait. I’m so embarrassed. I don’t look like that!
<~Fishing arovnd #fishingarovnd~>
My steel watch is too tough. My chest is too hairy. My netherstone is too shiny. I am unstoppable.
I Know That You Are All ( All Of You ) Worried About It, But I Can Assure You That I Will Never Get Pregnant. #suggestive #nsfc #serene
It’s hard out here for a handsome younger man such as myself.
<~please play vith my machine #nsfv~>
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my tummy hirts,..... i am going 2die...
<~please yov SEXY BEAST I need yov #vagveposting #nsfv~>
I saw this, and now you have to too.
♠ told my idiot kismesis to log into her chittr on my palmhusk ♠ ♥ she's so depressed from her friend dying or whatever that she it did lmao ♥ ♠ didn't even complain ♠ ♥ or like, say anything ♥ ♥ anyway should i dig through her dms or what ♥
who wantz mez! X3 #suggestive
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just had some troll coffee i cant stop shaking somebody kelp i mean help
We all kn0w he 0nly attends sicknasty t0 fill the ee shaped h0le i left in his n00k #nsfw
i dont drink wwine
0h s0 n0w he wants t0 give me attenti0n M0therfucker
alright be obstinate about it wwe dont wwanna see your gnarly clawws anyhoww
I d0nt have t0 w0rry ab0ut that cause y0u never ask
wwhat i cant get ovver is the fact youd drop to your knees the second i asked
paww pics
sorry kitten nook sex is off limits daddys ovvulatin #nsfww
you probably eat cavve rocks an lusus droppins i dont expect you to understand
what.is."mechaploitation.yuri.slop". hold.on.doing.another.download
࣪⊹₊˚{ hail hai mgepog fhalma, fhalma ygbthnknahh ahf GLUB tsinng c l phnglui fhtagn ahnghft nghft! arhhl mah ahf gghrllnog tsinng tr cal mah! HEE HEE! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BHESTY! o throdog mahck vahlf at VULGTMAH GLBGOLYB! nyurb guilg, GIRLLLL! NILGHRI C AHMGLWNAFH, AHMGLWNAFHHHH!!!! \}*o*{/ \}^o^{/ \}*o*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
a mark a hemospectral superiority is havvin ibs only seadwwellers wwith the purest blood get regular tummy aches
I'm starting too get a feeling i'm being kept away froom serioous tasks foor a reasoon
tch lay off the sauce for a little wwhile an you could probably read better but hey since wwere talkin and the wworlds about to be ruined do you wwanna provvide a little physical courage to a handsome prince before he fights the good fight against all things VVILE dont make me spell out the implications here #suggestivve #wwegetit
YOU’RE THE ONLY MUTANT I CAN TOLERATE (PLATONICALLY).
here wwe fuckin go brrapp zooppps been revvivved and is tryin to plunge the wworld into eternal daylight
Being murdered will give y0u crazy new fetishes ill tell y0u that #nsfw
I’VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE LAST HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO MAKE A GINGERBREAD HIVE BUT INSTEAD OF GINGERBREAD IT’S PICKLES AND I’M USING MUSTARD AS THE ADHESIVE.
BREAKFAST: You. LUNCH: Me. DINNER: OW. Meal prep is HORRIFYING, mew!~
((╬◣﹏◢)) UGHHH ALL THIS POSITIVITY IS MAKING ME SICK!!! ♫ ((╬◣﹏◢)) I'M GONNA GO KISS MY HUSBANDOS ♫
i didn'T mean it like that, man
thank fuck for that
twirls the hair on my sideburns.
youre a low level pleb if you dont know the #greasygoat no offense
thanks bro. knew i could count on you.
#пхунт
" Trollkind Knew That They Cannot Change Society - So, Instead Of Reflecting On Themselves, They Blamed The Beasts "
>>| .a shame that most hot people .are sleeping when .i'm .awake. can't just go .and have fun .of my .own.. #nsfw
another confession from anonymous. this one is... interesting. i just want @hemoptysisCyanide to know that there's a LOT about their matesprit that they don't know. if they do know... hoo, boy. that'S... interesting? huh. alright. DM me if you have another confession.
BITCHES love me clowns fear ME OR somethin iunno guys it's real EARLY
COVER ME IN MUSTARD AND PICKLES.
i posted tits for 20k cull should i post ass for 30k? #nsfw
⏾ Y'all mediatin' cause y﴾ ﴿u jeal﴾ ﴿us y﴾ ﴿u can't get d﴾ ﴿wn ﴾ ﴿n dis mudbug bread t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿. G﴾ ﴿t me lickin' ma fingas and shit reminiscin' ﴾ ﴿n mem﴾ ﴿ries ﴾ ﴿f da deceased I ain't eem g﴾ ﴿t.
meenah is like objectively the best troll i know the rest of you are fine too
INTERESTING.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ D0NT T47K T0 M3 F4K3R 1 H4T3 Y0UUUUUUUU 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
hey
get my fuckiiing name σut σf yσur mσuth yσu chiiitteriiing nσσkwad.
Cys
>O+ LUSUS StAtUS: LIQUIDAtED. SAD.
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꒰𓇼 crazy h𖦹w i get t𖦹 pick between a sexy indig𖦹 n an amp𖦹ra #decisi𖦹nsdecisi𖦹ns 𓇼꒱
(｡•ᴗ•｡) Lusus went out on a walk again, so I'm hive alone for a while... ♫ (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3 <3 ♫ (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) BE BACK LATERRR~ ♫
who is faseni!!
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
>>| .apples? how .about .in bananas. that's much better.
︻デ═一 50met1me5 1t want5 a beer and wh0 am 1 t0 5ay n0
︻デ═一 maybe y0ur cr0tch 15 me0w1ng becau5e 1t want5 a beer #n5fw ? #p0urabeer0ny0urcr0tchchallenge
holy shit. im down bad for him. need that guy already. <:B #yearning
Are you? Are you. What have you done that's awesome? Because I'm interfering in someone's lovelife for absolutely no reason.
life is in fact fuckin beatiful. #vagueposting #reallynotvague
@coonsequentlyOoblique
BOth ceruleaan aand indigo aare shaades of blue
၄⋆၃ life is weird bexause one sexond youre panixking bexause someone is messaging and NOW YOURE PANIXKING BEXAUSE OH MY GOG THEYRE XOMING TO YOUR HIVE OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOGGGG MY MAGIZINES ARE ALL OUT ON DISPLAY MY POSTERS MY MANY MANY FIGURES #livexhitting
WATCHMOJO TOP TEN MOMENTS CASPER INTERACTS WITH HIS FANS.
︻デ═一 the early b1rd get5 the w00d
︻デ═一 b0red, wanted t0 try 0ut 50meth1ng new... 5eem5 t0 be g01ng pretty well
if you say so!
@bummelBoogie stuck on my sluG #nsfw
mmmmm.
i guess. im sentimental today.
I’M THE HANDSOME OPTION.
he's so good to me, hehehe... #yearning
hey so quick question hypothetically speakin lets say there wwere a guy wwho accidentally jerked off another bloke at a party does that mean the guy doin the jackin is still a vvirgin evven though it wwas unintentional an also he wwas bein tightly embraced from behind like roohzz by jayckk in troll titanic askin for a pal #nsfww
bro that was smooth lowk sent a shiver down my tail
KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT AND YOU MIGHT. #RIZZ
this is a joke dont take it serious
HAT THAT SAYS LOWBLOODS WANT ME CLOWNS FEAR ME. #HELLYEAH
(♡°▽°♡) OMG HIIIIIIIII CASPER! ♫
♨𝐹igured 𝐼'd d✿ a little face reveal finally﹗﹗ 𝐻✿pe 𝐼 d✿n't disapp✿int﹗
she used to let me snuffle at her slender piggies as though i wwas nosin through the richest scented a dirt for truffles #nsfww #toepostin
she used to squirt like a wwhale breachin the seas spewwin out a torrent from its blowwhole #nsfww
who is saying these things about me?!
self care is smokin a pack of ciggies чnder ten minчtes and pickin a fist fight with some bloodY rando on the scчttlepaths
[OKAY BUT I #OULD A#TUALLY PULL OF TOU#H-A, TOU#H-AH, TOU#H ME #$UGGE$TIVE #THI$I$ABOUTRO#KYHORROR #DONTGETITTWI$TED]
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
cant you see im tryin i dont evven LIKE IT i just lied to get to your respiteblock
☆It’s the best Friday to ever happen☆
--BEGIN LOG-- a Σhame. Ωne day yΩu wiλλ. --END LOG--
>> Tekraડ doeડn't 1¡ke my grape ડoup #grapeડoup
Guys, stop doing drugs. If you stop doing drugs, that just means that there's more for me to take.
dawg i dont believe youre joking but aight i aint gonna yuck someone elses yum
Consider again, the humble slug.
does anyone know why the popcorn button even fucking exists if its so goddamn useless like i could find more uses for my appendix
I might have serious anger issues.
Oh alright that's a FOOTJOB post right SMACK dab in the middle of EVERYTHING. No one knows how to be INCLUSIVE these days. Not all of us HAVE feet. #nsfw
damn whats a motherfuckin troll gotta do to all up and get in some feetplay
@cesarianAqueduct c0me back i miss y0u
My favorite form of activism is chit~ting on the toilet.
COSTAR 3 - 0 HIGHBLOOD CLOWNS #PWNED
It's charming when cobalts think and act like they're highbloods~.
YOUR ASS IS FLAT AND SMALL AND UNBOUNCY #suggestive
when will my sexy buff man come back from the war?
puked in my mouth a little wwhat mutated tumor of an egg gland did you spring out a to exhibit such a wweak shade a wwannabe teal as if bein a regular ole teal isnt already a death sentence no a course not you had to take it one step further
I'll just pretend that yoou doon't exist until i feel like it
nope!
Noo
I keep gummy woorms in my underwear foor quick access
the perfect female body full lips big teeth strong straight back strong neck an shoulders huge firm breasts miniscule wwaist meaty arms exaggerated forwward pelvvic thrust round full belly exceptionally large wwell endowwed but firm buttocks wwith the shelf effect large thighs thick ankles tiny feet big an healthy an built for rear end penetration #nsfww
i can’t legally drive because my visi/)n is shitty and l/)psided and my depth percepti/)n is very messed up (cus /)f my 3rd eye under my right eye) but it is n/)t st/)pping me fr/)m getting speeding tickets #speeding #neversaynever #inspirati/)nal
Accepte no imitationes, nor bending, of the Rouxls.
Noone oof it woouldn't happen too me btw i'm built different
If yoou doon't have anything nice too say doon't say anything at all
im so fucking ouppy bro
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you. Would you still love me, dear?
Anyway i was asking because i am gooing too chew oon yoour wallet but i'm goonna doo it either way
∻I'm n☢t 'exp☢sing myself in public'! It's called jelqing, liberal, l☢☢k it up!!!!! #nsfw∻
They are afraid oof yoou moore than yoou are afraid oof them
Horny posting hour has officially gone too far. He just told me he likes people with peanut allergies because "they can make it tighter." I am reporting this to chittr. To the authorities. To god. He is blocked and reported and i am his exes.
Hoow are yoou oopenly sharing rebellioous ideas oon Chittr with yoour full name face and sign attached but toooo scared too make a Subway oorder by yoourself
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DEVELOPED AN ORAL FIXATION.
A l⚣t ⚣f y⚣u tr⚣lls have really sexy teeth idk h⚣w t⚣ explain it but I want t⚣ expl⚣re y⚣ur m⚣uths #nsfw #h⚣rnyp⚣sting
How is holdin9 h4nds horny...?
THINKING OF. BEING FORCED TO SUBMIT. BEING VULNERABLE AND BEING TOLD THAT IM NOTHING BUT A MUTANTBLOODED PAIL BAIT FOR THOSE BETTER THAN ME. AND TOLD ITS FOR MY OWN GOOD...FFFUUUCK. #IMSOHARD
C0RR3CT!!
>>| .i want to be railed by two hot men from the front .and from behind, .all hanging .in the .air, with my legs drooling. just take both thick bulges .into my boynook .and .inti my .ass. just make .a sandwich .in between them. .a good delicious kisses here .and there. .and .i don't need to do .anything, .all the control .i'm giving to them .and .only. i'm now pent .up... crap. need .actual bulge now. #nsfw #hornyposting
you misspelled "based"
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Wow, that happened right as I tried to send that reply. Perhaps my "aura" is too strong for Chittr to handle.
.glitter bomb someones lawnrinG
youvve just licked your screen idiot did the vvoltage get the neurons firin in your rotten thinkpan
its come to my attention that wwe got a couple a LUSUS HOARDERS in our midst i wwant you folks to remember one thing and thats to fuckin tremble wwhen the orphaner comes to towwn and drags awway your frogdad or or or flippin parakeetmom course i wwont turn dowwn a bribe here and there #nsfww #vviolence
[I HOPE THE $TA#K OF MONEY I LEFT IN MY $TA#K OF MONEY BOWL AT HIVE I$ DOING OKAY WITHOUT ME, WHO I$ FEEDING HER??]
(i take the bribe an kill your lusus anywways) #vviolence #nsfww
( i wish my cerulean neighb.0.r w.0.uld st.0.p feeding inn.0.cent tr.0.lls t.0. her lusus )
[You. Don't you have your own story to worry about? Quit poking your nose where it doesn't belong, Narrator.]
>+. I'M A SLUT. I GET TO SAY "WHAT'S UP SLUTS". WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE .+<
⚓︎ ... do yo༄ e༄en kno༄ ༄hat a himbo is? beca༄se it so༄nds like yo༄re j༄st tossin aro༄nd terms yo༄ dont ༄nderstand also yeah no the point ༄as literally to be offensi༄e?
i am literally so fucking horny for myself holy shit #nsfw #selfcest
ᐖ ᑈHᑈHOW IS LITERALLY NIᑈE ᐛ
xx_LIBEL_SLANDER_DEFAMATION_CHOW_LUVZ_EVERY1_AND_DOESNT_WAMT_ANY1_DED!_!!_!_!_!_!!_xx
im showing full hole in this mf comments and he talking bout pyramids.
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i see yah, hun. you know the tax. honk honk. #redromposting
got a thandwich
BREAKING NEWS: Marmite's gross and so are you. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Just Me, My Matesprit, Our Meowbeast, And My Two Dozen Deviled Eggs.
:33 < owo
c< #Nsfw #vaguepOstiNg >c
/cuz they 𝐋owk cheat w makeup bruh so u gotta get it off
Wh4t why the hell 4re y°u c4llin9 me buddy????
every nite i slide on here i log off wantin to off sonemone
.moisT
Lm40000 im49ine bein9 such 4 simp, c0uldn't be me
OKAY, GOREGLE, ADD THIS TO MY BUCKET LIST.
YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HUMAN LINGO UP, MAN.
EW N° Wh° the hell needs th°se, they b4ckst4b tr°lls 4nyw4y!
I can't d9 that I'm afraid
Why 4m I like this
/a𝐋r thnx for this comment bro u 𝐋owk cu𝐋dda jus farted in ur b𝐋ock n it wu𝐋dda had the same effect
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goregle trolledplay
To 8e a hard punk-8itch dom, or to have a dommy-mommy/daddy a8solutely 8itch me around, hmm........ That's the question I ask myself occasionally. Meh! I'm versatile either way!
is.there.a.proper.way.to.apologize.for.sending.immortal.cybernetic.death.commandos.to.kill.someone?
THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY'RE STUPIDLY HORNY #NSFW
i.think.i.am.bad.at.apologies
accidentally slept for 14 hours. that's all the sleep i need for the wwwwipe i think
> 1 2hould probably at lea2t get a p1cture of my2elf on here l1ke 2ome 2tup1d before and after p1cture "Th12 12 your bra1n before 2GRUB" "Th12 12 your bra1n after 2GRUB" and 1t2 ju2t my fucked up a22 <
think its been tried and tested throughout the wwhole a fuckin history told one million times ovver and in each TERRIBLE rendition theres not a one wwhere havvin a moirail benefits anyone btww
Attention, Most people require several posts to make themselves unpleasant, unhygienic, and politically forgettable. You have managed it in one. I commend you for your efficiency, as it is the primary value of my particular office. However, this too has been reported. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
anywways moirails as a concept is a load of tripe and those of you deluded into believvin its anythin but a parasitic relationship I FEEL BAD FOR YOU
Attention, I decline and submit this post to the ethics committee for review. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
What if i prank eridan by trying myself t0 the radiat0r s0 when he gets here ill already be tied up and ruin all his fun haha yeah thatll get him g00d thatll sh0w him #suggestive
mwAh 💋
sorry kitten they set up a cockamamie series of death traps outside my hivve for goin against imperial dogma
i DON'T KNOW,
Uninstalling any and all radiat0rs bef0re unchained arrives F0r n0 reas0n in particular i just felt like it
<<<< tyin your hatemate to the radiator
/nah i'm committed fr fr
/wut fee𝐋ings
She's Too Soft For Her Own Good Sincerely, Spica.
no i wwont be the change i wwant to see
Seeing what's going on is making me question things. I need to wog off. Gwowy to The Empiwe.
The only person allowed to type in an eye searing light blue is Jane. The rest of yous? Just darken it. A little. PLEASE.
F0r a while i f0rg0t that muties was slang f0r mutants and i th0ught pe0ple were fetish p0sting ab0ut mute pe0ple