♣ mediated by @awaitedRevolution
YES I'M FUCKING SURE. TRUST ME
I WISH I WAS MORE INTACTED BECAUSE DAMN I COULD BE BAGGING A BADDIE RIGHT NOW
He Thinks He's Very Cute, And He Is, But Now I Have Plans For Him. We Will Be Putting Our Palmhusks Away. Goodlight, Chittr. #suggestive #nsfc #evilintent
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[RIT#HY YOU DO NOT NEED TO WEAR LEATHER PANT$ YOU ARE GOING TO THE AQUARIUM UGH WHY I$ THI$ $O DIFFI#ULT]
Clown tits... #suggestive
#cw-fatfetish #substance #nsfwe hnnng... shouldnt have made all those sopor slime pies a few lights ago... theyre callin my name... *UrP*
>>| before .i get .into cocoon... something.
>>| bulge twist. #nsfw
၄⋆၃ "but im also not like polyamorous" fuxking sxratxh that too many attraxtive people question mark like hello i dont xare if you see other people oh my gog please ill be so good im well behaved :) i think im xute shout pole please ohhhhh my gog #suggestive #quadrants
♡ REDNIM, WHY DID YᰔU HATE MY PᰔST? ARENT WE FRIENDS? I LᰔVE YᰔU! ♡
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Σⴵrug. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
the чniverse is soooooo lчckY to have me
is it universal knowledge that me and dagger date.
Lowkey me right now.
the yearn i feel for him cannot be explained solely by words but only by actions by the way i would worship him just for existing he would never have to do anything for the rest of his entire lifespan for i would be there to worship him and do everything for him
this dreadful life i lead means nothing without him the only reason i still exist is to worship him fully and completely nothing matters without him #gothicyearning
ALONE WITH MY KISMESIS WE’RE GONNA CLASH. GENETIC MATERIAL ON MY FACE CALL THAT A CHUG SPLASH!!! #NSFW #BARS #MYSICKANDTWISTEDMIND
drummer od'ed during his solo really gotta admit, shoulda figured out him convulsin on the drum wasnt part of the act but the beat slapped #substance #death
i hate that, that made me smile. #vagueposting send chit.
i was trying to be vague but here you are pointing yourself out. aren’t you at practice? stop getting back on your palmhusk and focus?
v sad to hear about it whoever that might b
KEEP GOINGGGGG.
Well y0ur girls actually like y0u s0
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> D•nt call me that. Als•, l••ƙ ab•ve y•ur p•st. ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
how do you figure out what quadrant you want somebody in? i get so confused..
Me? The handsome younger man with a quick an easy smile? Absolutely not.
i mean at least i do.
OH FUCK forgot about the lowwblood hussy i had in the cage by my slime and i aint been hivve in a couple wweeks rip bozo theyll make a feast for the gerblins #nsfww #gore
The painter I hired totally botched my portrait. I’m so embarrassed. I don’t look like that!
<~Fishing arovnd #fishingarovnd~>
My steel watch is too tough. My chest is too hairy. My netherstone is too shiny. I am unstoppable.
I Know That You Are All ( All Of You ) Worried About It, But I Can Assure You That I Will Never Get Pregnant. #suggestive #nsfc #serene
It’s hard out here for a handsome younger man such as myself.
<~please play vith my machine #nsfv~>
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my tummy hirts,..... i am going 2die...
<~please yov SEXY BEAST I need yov #vagveposting #nsfv~>
I saw this, and now you have to too.
♠ told my idiot kismesis to log into her chittr on my palmhusk ♠ ♥ she's so depressed from her friend dying or whatever that she it did lmao ♥ ♠ didn't even complain ♠ ♥ or like, say anything ♥ ♥ anyway should i dig through her dms or what ♥
who wantz mez! X3 #suggestive
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just had some troll coffee i cant stop shaking somebody kelp i mean help
We all kn0w he 0nly attends sicknasty t0 fill the ee shaped h0le i left in his n00k #nsfw
i dont drink wwine
0h s0 n0w he wants t0 give me attenti0n M0therfucker
alright be obstinate about it wwe dont wwanna see your gnarly clawws anyhoww
I d0nt have t0 w0rry ab0ut that cause y0u never ask
wwhat i cant get ovver is the fact youd drop to your knees the second i asked
sorry kitten nook sex is off limits daddys ovvulatin #nsfww
you probably eat cavve rocks an lusus droppins i dont expect you to understand
what.is."mechaploitation.yuri.slop". hold.on.doing.another.download
࣪⊹₊˚{ hail hai mgepog fhalma, fhalma ygbthnknahh ahf GLUB tsinng c l phnglui fhtagn ahnghft nghft! arhhl mah ahf gghrllnog tsinng tr cal mah! HEE HEE! \}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ BHESTY! o throdog mahck vahlf at VULGTMAH GLBGOLYB! nyurb guilg, GIRLLLL! NILGHRI C AHMGLWNAFH, AHMGLWNAFHHHH!!!! \}*o*{/ \}^o^{/ \}*o*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
a mark a hemospectral superiority is havvin ibs only seadwwellers wwith the purest blood get regular tummy aches
I'm starting too get a feeling i'm being kept away froom serioous tasks foor a reasoon
tch lay off the sauce for a little wwhile an you could probably read better but hey since wwere talkin and the wworlds about to be ruined do you wwanna provvide a little physical courage to a handsome prince before he fights the good fight against all things VVILE dont make me spell out the implications here #suggestivve #wwegetit
YOU’RE THE ONLY MUTANT I CAN TOLERATE (PLATONICALLY).
here wwe fuckin go brrapp zooppps been revvivved and is tryin to plunge the wworld into eternal daylight
Being murdered will give y0u crazy new fetishes ill tell y0u that #nsfw
I’VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE LAST HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO MAKE A GINGERBREAD HIVE BUT INSTEAD OF GINGERBREAD IT’S PICKLES AND I’M USING MUSTARD AS THE ADHESIVE.
BREAKFAST: You. LUNCH: Me. DINNER: OW. Meal prep is HORRIFYING, mew!~
((╬◣﹏◢)) UGHHH ALL THIS POSITIVITY IS MAKING ME SICK!!! ♫ ((╬◣﹏◢)) I'M GONNA GO KISS MY HUSBANDOS ♫
i didn'T mean it like that, man
thank fuck for that
twirls the hair on my sideburns.
youre a low level pleb if you dont know the #greasygoat no offense
thanks bro. knew i could count on you.
#пхунт
#phunt
" Trollkind Knew That They Cannot Change Society - So, Instead Of Reflecting On Themselves, They Blamed The Beasts "
>>| .a shame that most hot people .are sleeping when .i'm .awake. can't just go .and have fun .of my .own.. #nsfw
another confession from anonymous. this one is... interesting. i just want @hemoptysisCyanide to know that there's a LOT about their matesprit that they don't know. if they do know... hoo, boy. that'S... interesting? huh. alright. DM me if you have another confession.
BITCHES love me clowns fear ME OR somethin iunno guys it's real EARLY
COVER ME IN MUSTARD AND PICKLES.
i posted tits for 20k cull should i post ass for 30k? #nsfw
⏾ Y'all mediatin' cause y﴾ ﴿u jeal﴾ ﴿us y﴾ ﴿u can't get d﴾ ﴿wn ﴾ ﴿n dis mudbug bread t﴾ ﴿﴾ ﴿. G﴾ ﴿t me lickin' ma fingas and shit reminiscin' ﴾ ﴿n mem﴾ ﴿ries ﴾ ﴿f da deceased I ain't eem g﴾ ﴿t.
meenah is like objectively the best troll i know the rest of you are fine too
INTERESTING.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ D0NT T47K T0 M3 F4K3R 1 H4T3 Y0UUUUUUUU 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
hey
get my fuckiiing name σut σf yσur mσuth yσu chiiitteriiing nσσkwad.
why doesss ur bio sssay young troll when youre like 16 sssweepsss old
Cys
>O+ LUSUS StAtUS: LIQUIDAtED. SAD.
꒰𓇼 crazy h𖦹w i get t𖦹 pick between a sexy indig𖦹 n an amp𖦹ra #decisi𖦹nsdecisi𖦹ns 𓇼꒱
the wworst thing is havvin your owwn wwretched acts minimized by the vvery people you hurt it aint vvery helpfull wwhen im activvely tryin to reform myself an repent for my mistakes or wwhatevver
(｡•ᴗ•｡) Lusus went out on a walk again, so I'm hive alone for a while... ♫ (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3 <3 ♫ (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) BE BACK LATERRR~ ♫
who is faseni!!
c< A videO, 4 all Of yOu, its scHeduled 2 pOst teN MiNutes after My deatH.... dONt watcH if yOu dONt waNNa see Me die, Or, My fucKed up 4M >c -- megaloMemes [MM] uploaded a video. Unquirk to view. --
>>| .apples? how .about .in bananas. that's much better.
︻デ═一 50met1me5 1t want5 a beer and wh0 am 1 t0 5ay n0
︻デ═一 maybe y0ur cr0tch 15 me0w1ng becau5e 1t want5 a beer #n5fw ? #p0urabeer0ny0urcr0tchchallenge
holy shit. im down bad for him. need that guy already. <:B #yearning
:33 < HAWT DAMN WOWIE ZOWIE HOLY MEOWLY BAZINGA
She calls me a good friend but then the term friend turns into something more but then it goes back to good friend like what? what is this play X|:/ #vagueposting
Are you? Are you. What have you done that's awesome? Because I'm interfering in someone's lovelife for absolutely no reason.
life is in fact fuckin beatiful. #vagueposting #reallynotvague
@coonsequentlyOoblique
BOth ceruleaan aand indigo aare shaades of blue
၄⋆၃ life is weird bexause one sexond youre panixking bexause someone is messaging and NOW YOURE PANIXKING BEXAUSE OH MY GOG THEYRE XOMING TO YOUR HIVE OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOGGGG MY MAGIZINES ARE ALL OUT ON DISPLAY MY POSTERS MY MANY MANY FIGURES #livexhitting
WATCHMOJO TOP TEN MOMENTS CASPER INTERACTS WITH HIS FANS.
︻デ═一 the early b1rd get5 the w00d
︻デ═一 b0red, wanted t0 try 0ut 50meth1ng new... 5eem5 t0 be g01ng pretty well
if you say so!
*xefros for the last time!!*
I THOUGHT IT WAS ROLE PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@bummelBoogie stuck on my sluG #nsfw
mmmmm.
i guess. im sentimental today.
I’M THE HANDSOME OPTION.
can i. um. can i join you?
he's so good to me, hehehe... #yearning
hey so quick question hypothetically speakin lets say there wwere a guy wwho accidentally jerked off another bloke at a party does that mean the guy doin the jackin is still a vvirgin evven though it wwas unintentional an also he wwas bein tightly embraced from behind like roohzz by jayckk in troll titanic askin for a pal #nsfww
I was so excited to post, only to see my notivications and they are all vrom one man. I hate that troll. I miss my matesprit.
bro that was smooth lowk sent a shiver down my tail
KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT AND YOU MIGHT. #RIZZ
this is a joke dont take it serious
HAT THAT SAYS LOWBLOODS WANT ME CLOWNS FEAR ME. #HELLYEAH
♨𝐹igured 𝐼'd d✿ a little face reveal finally﹗﹗ 𝐻✿pe 𝐼 d✿n't disapp✿int﹗
nooo you goofball! okay, we’ll do it better next time.
she used to let me snuffle at her slender piggies as though i wwas nosin through the richest scented a dirt for truffles #nsfww #toepostin
she used to squirt like a wwhale breachin the seas spewwin out a torrent from its blowwhole #nsfww
confession. “1 W4NT TH4T RUZT 8700D Z0 84D” okay. #suggestive
who is saying these things about me?!
confession. “All the love for Xefros but where’s the Joey love? She’s a ballerina. She must be flexible ifykim. ;)” i dont think i really have a response to this one. #nsfw
self care is smokin a pack of ciggies чnder ten minчtes and pickin a fist fight with some bloodY rando on the scчttlepaths
[OKAY BUT I #OULD A#TUALLY PULL OF TOU#H-A, TOU#H-AH, TOU#H ME #$UGGE$TIVE #THI$I$ABOUTRO#KYHORROR #DONTGETITTWI$TED]
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
cant you see im tryin i dont evven LIKE IT i just lied to get to your respiteblock
☆It’s the best Friday to ever happen☆
--BEGIN LOG-- a Σhame. Ωne day yΩu wiλλ. --END LOG--
>> Tekraડ doeડn't 1¡ke my grape ડoup #grapeડoup
Guys, stop doing drugs. If you stop doing drugs, that just means that there's more for me to take.
dawg i dont believe youre joking but aight i aint gonna yuck someone elses yum
Consider again, the humble slug.
does anyone know why the popcorn button even fucking exists if its so goddamn useless like i could find more uses for my appendix
I might have serious anger issues.
Oh alright that's a FOOTJOB post right SMACK dab in the middle of EVERYTHING. No one knows how to be INCLUSIVE these days. Not all of us HAVE feet. #nsfw
damn whats a motherfuckin troll gotta do to all up and get in some feetplay
@cesarianAqueduct c0me back i miss y0u
My favorite form of activism is chit~ting on the toilet.
COSTAR 3 - 0 HIGHBLOOD CLOWNS #PWNED
It's charming when cobalts think and act like they're highbloods~.
YOUR ASS IS FLAT AND SMALL AND UNBOUNCY #suggestive
Hii!! Im new on here but i just recently started playing SBURB and i wanted to document it somewhere :>
when will my sexy buff man come back from the war?
puked in my mouth a little wwhat mutated tumor of an egg gland did you spring out a to exhibit such a wweak shade a wwannabe teal as if bein a regular ole teal isnt already a death sentence no a course not you had to take it one step further
I'll just pretend that yoou doon't exist until i feel like it
nope!
Noo
I keep gummy woorms in my underwear foor quick access
the perfect female body full lips big teeth strong straight back strong neck an shoulders huge firm breasts miniscule wwaist meaty arms exaggerated forwward pelvvic thrust round full belly exceptionally large wwell endowwed but firm buttocks wwith the shelf effect large thighs thick ankles tiny feet big an healthy an built for rear end penetration #nsfww
i can’t legally drive because my visi/)n is shitty and l/)psided and my depth percepti/)n is very messed up (cus /)f my 3rd eye under my right eye) but it is n/)t st/)pping me fr/)m getting speeding tickets #speeding #neversaynever #inspirati/)nal
Accepte no imitationes, nor bending, of the Rouxls.
Noone oof it woouldn't happen too me btw i'm built different
If yoou doon't have anything nice too say doon't say anything at all
im so fucking ouppy bro
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you. Would you still love me, dear?
Anyway i was asking because i am gooing too chew oon yoour wallet but i'm goonna doo it either way
∻I'm n☢t 'exp☢sing myself in public'! It's called jelqing, liberal, l☢☢k it up!!!!! #nsfw∻
They are afraid oof yoou moore than yoou are afraid oof them
Horny posting hour has officially gone too far. He just told me he likes people with peanut allergies because "they can make it tighter." I am reporting this to chittr. To the authorities. To god. He is blocked and reported and i am his exes.
Hoow are yoou oopenly sharing rebellioous ideas oon Chittr with yoour full name face and sign attached but toooo scared too make a Subway oorder by yoourself
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I DEVELOPED AN ORAL FIXATION.
A l⚣t ⚣f y⚣u tr⚣lls have really sexy teeth idk h⚣w t⚣ explain it but I want t⚣ expl⚣re y⚣ur m⚣uths #nsfw #h⚣rnyp⚣sting
How is holdin9 h4nds horny...?
THINKING OF. BEING FORCED TO SUBMIT. BEING VULNERABLE AND BEING TOLD THAT IM NOTHING BUT A MUTANTBLOODED PAIL BAIT FOR THOSE BETTER THAN ME. AND TOLD ITS FOR MY OWN GOOD...FFFUUUCK. #IMSOHARD
C0RR3CT!!
>>| .i want to be railed by two hot men from the front .and from behind, .all hanging .in the .air, with my legs drooling. just take both thick bulges .into my boynook .and .inti my .ass. just make .a sandwich .in between them. .a good delicious kisses here .and there. .and .i don't need to do .anything, .all the control .i'm giving to them .and .only. i'm now pent .up... crap. need .actual bulge now. #nsfw #hornyposting
WHY 1S 3V3RYBODY 4CT1NG L1K3 TH3Y W3NT THROUGH W1THDR4W4L FROM TH3 W3BS1T3 B31NG DOWN FOR L3SS TH4N T3N M1NUT3S 1 M34N 1T'S GO1NG TO B3 OK4Y GUYS PL34S3 GO SN1FF SOM3 OUTS1D3 41R FOR M3
Wow, that happened right as I tried to send that reply. Perhaps my "aura" is too strong for Chittr to handle.
.glitter bomb someones lawnrinG
youvve just licked your screen idiot did the vvoltage get the neurons firin in your rotten thinkpan
its come to my attention that wwe got a couple a LUSUS HOARDERS in our midst i wwant you folks to remember one thing and thats to fuckin tremble wwhen the orphaner comes to towwn and drags awway your frogdad or or or flippin parakeetmom course i wwont turn dowwn a bribe here and there #nsfww #vviolence
[I HOPE THE $TA#K OF MONEY I LEFT IN MY $TA#K OF MONEY BOWL AT HIVE I$ DOING OKAY WITHOUT ME, WHO I$ FEEDING HER??]
(i take the bribe an kill your lusus anywways) #vviolence #nsfww
awww, thanks xefros. i appreciate it!
you uh leave her alone! stop that bad thing! you are Xing the line! umm.. angry eyebrow X
( i wish my cerulean neighb.0.r w.0.uld st.0.p feeding inn.0.cent tr.0.lls t.0. her lusus )
[You. Don't you have your own story to worry about? Quit poking your nose where it doesn't belong, Narrator.]
>+. I'M A SLUT. I GET TO SAY "WHAT'S UP SLUTS". WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE .+<
⚓︎ ... do yo༄ e༄en kno༄ ༄hat a himbo is? beca༄se it so༄nds like yo༄re j༄st tossin aro༄nd terms yo༄ dont ༄nderstand also yeah no the point ༄as literally to be offensi༄e?
i am literally so fucking horny for myself holy shit #nsfw #selfcest
ᐖ ᑈHᑈHOW IS LITERALLY NIᑈE ᐛ
xx_LIBEL_SLANDER_DEFAMATION_CHOW_LUVZ_EVERY1_AND_DOESNT_WAMT_ANY1_DED!_!!_!_!_!_!!_xx
im showing full hole in this mf comments and he talking bout pyramids.
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i see yah, hun. you know the tax. honk honk. #redromposting
I FUCKING CAN'T WITH THIS GUY. https://i.postimg.cc/C5nyp0DN/image.png
got a thandwich
BREAKING NEWS: Marmite's gross and so are you. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
Just Me, My Matesprit, Our Meowbeast, And My Two Dozen Deviled Eggs.
:33 < owo
c< #Nsfw #vaguepOstiNg >c
/cuz they 𝐋owk cheat w makeup bruh so u gotta get it off
Wh4t why the hell 4re y°u c4llin9 me buddy????
every nite i slide on here i log off wantin to off sonemone
.moisT
Lm40000 im49ine bein9 such 4 simp, c0uldn't be me
OKAY, GOREGLE, ADD THIS TO MY BUCKET LIST.
YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HUMAN LINGO UP, MAN.
EW N° Wh° the hell needs th°se, they b4ckst4b tr°lls 4nyw4y!
I can't d9 that I'm afraid
/a𝐋r thnx for this comment bro u 𝐋owk cu𝐋dda jus farted in ur b𝐋ock n it wu𝐋dda had the same effect
Re: my Гast post foRget it tRied to swaГГow a QuaiГ egg as pRactice aNd choKed oN it BeiNg highBГood Raw diet puReBRed BaRKBeast is Not woRth it
goregle trolledplay
To 8e a hard punk-8itch dom, or to have a dommy-mommy/daddy a8solutely 8itch me around, hmm........ That's the question I ask myself occasionally. Meh! I'm versatile either way!
is.there.a.proper.way.to.apologize.for.sending.immortal.cybernetic.death.commandos.to.kill.someone?
THEY'RE SO CUTE WHEN THEY'RE STUPIDLY HORNY #NSFW
i.think.i.am.bad.at.apologies
accidentally slept for 14 hours. that's all the sleep i need for the wwwwipe i think
> 1 2hould probably at lea2t get a p1cture of my2elf on here l1ke 2ome 2tup1d before and after p1cture "Th12 12 your bra1n before 2GRUB" "Th12 12 your bra1n after 2GRUB" and 1t2 ju2t my fucked up a22 <
think its been tried and tested throughout the wwhole a fuckin history told one million times ovver and in each TERRIBLE rendition theres not a one wwhere havvin a moirail benefits anyone btww
Attention, Most people require several posts to make themselves unpleasant, unhygienic, and politically forgettable. You have managed it in one. I commend you for your efficiency, as it is the primary value of my particular office. However, this too has been reported. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
anywways moirails as a concept is a load of tripe and those of you deluded into believvin its anythin but a parasitic relationship I FEEL BAD FOR YOU
D--->Gog...I need him to tie me up and make me beg. #nsfw
Attention, I decline and submit this post to the ethics committee for review. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
What if i prank eridan by trying myself t0 the radiat0r s0 when he gets here ill already be tied up and ruin all his fun haha yeah thatll get him g00d thatll sh0w him #suggestive
mwAh 💋
sorry kitten they set up a cockamamie series of death traps outside my hivve for goin against imperial dogma
i DON'T KNOW,
Uninstalling any and all radiat0rs bef0re unchained arrives F0r n0 reas0n in particular i just felt like it
<<<< tyin your hatemate to the radiator
/nah i'm committed fr fr
She's Too Soft For Her Own Good Sincerely, Spica.
no i wwont be the change i wwant to see
Seeing what's going on is making me question things. I need to wog off. Gwowy to The Empiwe.
The only person allowed to type in an eye searing light blue is Jane. The rest of yous? Just darken it. A little. PLEASE.
F0r a while i f0rg0t that muties was slang f0r mutants and i th0ught pe0ple were fetish p0sting ab0ut mute pe0ple