
Alright, alright someones going to have to explain the complete lack of faith in me? Immediately upset someone by even STATING I was ex-military. I got a purpleheart, I got my credentials.

Likely due to other variants of yourself currently on Chittr.ing as well. You are all an... eclectic bunch.

Ooooh. I haven't actually talked to the other versions of myself yet, mostly the alts of my brothers. So good to note!

Far as I know about humans, their hearts are red. Might be why yer freakin' folks out.

HA, well, the Purple Heart is a medal given to soldiers who were harmed by the military while in service; you have to be inactive for 48 hours. I lost my arm and legs during my military service, funny lil green man.

Wow! No wonder nobody wants ya! Imagine gettin' suckered wit' a little bobby pin after yer own boys blow ya to bits! Fuck, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! ...maybe it'll work for /my/ boys with their morale...

// shit i made a massive set of typos hold on AUGH im embarrassed.

Correct, I cannot read what I wrote apparently: I was harmed by enemy military, I got blown up by the enemy.

And all they gave ya was a slab a' medal? Geeze. ...that might still work wit' da boys, too...

Well, if a soldier typically qualifies, they do get benefits after. I did for the most part.