I'm practically purring already.~ #notsovaguepost
Me when. Yeah I don't even have to finish the post, you get it.
Not very "no homo" of you, mister president.
As long as I say "no homo" it's not gay.
That's quitter talk, I tell you. Full homo. Be gay with your whole chest.
I would, but I fear my HR team would revoke my access to this account again.
Change your login info. Bamboozle them.