LEARNING I SPELLED THE WORD PIRANHA WRONG *TWICE* IN ONE LIGHT NO LESS THE SAME POST, MAKES ME WANT TO ACTUALLY THROW MYSELF INTO A RIVER FULL OF THEM.
An intern once sent an email out to my entire staff that asked them to "make sure you have your dicks ready." Decks. She meant decks. As in, have your cards prepared ahead of time. This was yesterday. I assure you, it is alright. These things happen.
YOU KNOW WHAT THATS EVEN WORSE, THANKS FOR SHARING HER POOR TYPO TO THE WORLD BARAK TROLLBAMA FORMER TROLL PRESIDENT. POSSIBLY CURRENT TROLL PRESIDENT? I DO FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT, TELL THAT INTERN THAT SHE WILL BE OKAY AND SHE CAN COME BACK TO WORK FINE.
She was reassured there will be no consequences, although she was thoroughly embarrassed. I am happy to report she returned to work today and did an excellent job as always. (Also, I am the current President.)
GOOD GLAD SHE ISN'T GETTING FUCKED OVER, ALSO ALRIGHT CURRENT PRESIDENT.
She'll be the first one to go as soon as I take office. If that's ever going to happen.