
DELIVERY DRIVERS ARE USELESS!!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THE STRAW FOR MY DRINK!!??? TROLLBAMA!!! FIX THIS NOW!!!!

I HATE YOU

I DO A LOT OF THINGS!!!!

Like!!! Fuck y☘︎u I guess!!!

...Such as? I'm the Chief of Staff, and you weren't in the roster Trollbama gave me.

I AM BLOCKING YOU BECAUSE YOU PISSED ME OFF THAT MUCH!!!! ALSO YOUR FALL OUTFIT WAS UGLY!!!!! #HATERARC

GASP!!!!! Y☘︎U TAKE THAT BACK?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

WELL I SHOULD BE!!! BECAUSE I!!! DEXTER VUZREI!!! AM IN CHARGE OF THE OFFICE OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY!!!!

@barackObama You have some explaining to do, mister.

Oh yeah I forgot about them. I should probably start writing these down, huh.

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH POCKETING THE RESEARCH GRANTS AND NOT ACTUALLY DOING ANYTHING IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MEDDLING HUMAN!!!