think i am. doing this. right. wish. me luck. #evilgang. #beetlegang. @starPower @gutsyGumshoe [ Attached to the post is a video of Knytte, filmed inside of their burrow. There are shelves carved into the dirt and stone that make up the backdrop, each decorated with a variety of crystals and stones ranging from breathtakingly beautiful to just neat. Knytte is seated in front of the camera, hunched forward into the frame. It would be more than a bit difficult for them to fit into the shot if they sat upright. "Hello. Chittr. And my friends," they begin speaking, their voice flat and disjointed but strangely endearing all the same. "And of course. The people. Running this. Total Drama Island." They clear their throat and shuffle in their seat, not breaking eye contact with the camera. "Welcome. To my. Demo reel. For why you. Should choose me. To embark. On an adventure. To. The Island. of. Dramatic totality." They place a hand to their chest. "First. I am appointed. To being. The Chief Entity. of Entomology. In Trollbama's very own. Cabinet. Because of the. Resounding success. Of my own. Event. Beetleweek. Hashtag beetleweek. The bloodpushers and thinksponges. Of the masses. Were captivated by. Our small. And chitinous friends." They then point to their face, finally closing their eyes in what looks like a... smile? It's hard to tell as the lower half of their face is behind a mask. ^_^ "The second. Is because I am. So sweet. I can make. You. Smile one million." Their face returns to looking unsettling as usual. "But. I am also. Evil. And fucked up. Because when. I was. Only a Pupa. My lusus. Was carried off." They glance to the side, looking... sad? "By Behemoth Inferno Ants. Never to be seen. Again. And I myself. Was taken. By not-ants. Where I trained. To be. Hollow. And deadly. I studied. The blade. I am intimately familiar. With the blade." They shift their head to the side, revealing a massive blade resting against the wall of the burrow. "I love. The blade. And. The blade. Loves me. Not to mention." They raise their left arm, shifting it out from under their cloak to reveal a sleek prosthetic, black and glossy with a carbon fiber pattern. Two plates on the forearm snap to the side and settle further back near the elbow, a black blade shooting upward. "I studied. The blade. So good. That. I became. The blade." The plates and blade of their prosthetic shift back into place, their arm hidden under their cloak once more. "In my quest. To become. The bug-mayor. Of chittr. As well as. The best. Chief entity. I can be. I should be. Featured. Not for my sake. But for. The sake of. Beetlekind. And. For all of. Our constituents." They fold their hands together and give a slight nod at the camera. "You. Thank you for. Your viewing. If I win. I will tell you. When. The fog is. Coming. Again." The footage stays on Knytte for a while longer. They give another "smile" ^_^ at the camera, and the footage ends. ]
aw. theres nno captionns lovely video annyways. hi beetle
I would like to offer my endorsement of this individual; all their claims are true!
for you. my friend. i will add. captioning. stay tubed.
I DOOOOO LIKE A FUCKED UP AND EVIL CONTESTANT! WE'LL PUT YOU IN THE RUNNNNNING FOR CANDIDATES AND GET BACK TO YOU WHEN WE CAAAAN. HASHTAAAAAG BEETLE WEEK.